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JOBBING fringe Hugh Grant has been arrested over an alleged incident with baked beans.
Posted: 28th, April 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions. Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0
Londoners ignore new terrorist gas attack
Hugh, is that your friend Spike from Notting Hill?
The view from the London Eye really is amazing!
Astrologers predict a bum week for Hugh.
Well it looked like Liz Hurley in that Versace dress
I think the Police have only taken an interest so they can look at the Los Angeles Police photographs in my file
Hugh forgets he’s standing in front of a mirror
Yet another silly arse role for Hugh
Hugh proves he really doesn’t know his arse from his elbow
Hugh realises his popularity is going down faster than Divine Brown
Hugh thinks “Better not give any baked beans to this guy”
useless link
Hugh just has this amazing effect on Women…….and …….Men!
Prince Harry says…
“The new London Post Boxes raised a few eyebrows.”
Hugh is in a hurry to escape the new Heinz bake bean curry!
In LA it was a hooker, and now throwing bake beans give Hugh millions of dollars of free publicity for his career………..
Scotland’s Independence Party campaign reveals a deep and widening split with Westminister.
The Moonies religion is desperate for new converts.
“Crack special forces soldier discovered moonlighting as Hugh Grants bodyguard.”
Hugh saying-”Now, piss off or I`ll stick the other 56 varieties up there too.”
No, you’re thinking of CARY Grant with the cleft chin
Hugh isn’t too impressed.There are bigger cracks in the pavement!
This is what we think of you…shit
“Undies??? I’m not carrying anyone’s undies.”
Hugh grits his teeth and declares “I will NOT be the butt of another paparazzi joke.”
Where would Hugh stick the money to support this local busker?
Hugh has always hated Street Theatre perfomers when they’re only full of hot air …
Hugh is not a member of the ARSEnal fan club.
Hugh gets ANOTHER bum rap from the Paps!
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April 28th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Londoners ignore new terrorist gas attack
April 28th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Hugh, is that your friend Spike from Notting Hill?
April 28th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
The view from the London Eye really is amazing!
April 28th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Astrologers predict a bum week for Hugh.
April 29th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Well it looked like Liz Hurley in that Versace dress
April 29th, 2007 at 12:24 am
I think the Police have only taken an interest so they can look at the Los Angeles Police photographs in my file
April 29th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Hugh forgets he’s standing in front of a mirror
April 29th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Yet another silly arse role for Hugh
April 29th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Hugh proves he really doesn’t know his arse from his elbow
April 29th, 2007 at 12:40 am
Hugh realises his popularity is going down faster than Divine Brown
April 29th, 2007 at 12:41 am
Hugh thinks “Better not give any baked beans to this guy”
April 29th, 2007 at 11:06 am
useless link
April 29th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Hugh just has this amazing effect on Women…….and …….Men!
April 29th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Prince Harry says…
April 29th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
“The new London Post Boxes raised a few eyebrows.”
April 29th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Hugh is in a hurry to escape the new Heinz bake bean curry!
April 29th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
In LA it was a hooker, and now throwing bake beans give Hugh millions of dollars of free publicity for his career………..
April 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Scotland’s Independence Party campaign reveals a deep and widening split with Westminister.
April 29th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
The Moonies religion is desperate for new converts.
April 29th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
“Crack special forces soldier discovered moonlighting as Hugh Grants bodyguard.”
April 29th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Hugh saying-”Now, piss off or I`ll stick the other 56 varieties up there too.”
April 29th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
No, you’re thinking of CARY Grant with the cleft chin
April 30th, 2007 at 12:47 am
Hugh isn’t too impressed.There are bigger cracks in the pavement!
April 30th, 2007 at 2:54 am
This is what we think of you…shit
April 30th, 2007 at 4:47 am
“Undies??? I’m not carrying anyone’s undies.”
April 30th, 2007 at 4:49 am
Hugh grits his teeth and declares “I will NOT be the butt of another paparazzi joke.”
April 30th, 2007 at 4:57 am
Where would Hugh stick the money to support this local busker?
April 30th, 2007 at 4:58 am
Hugh has always hated Street Theatre perfomers when they’re only full of hot air …
April 30th, 2007 at 5:01 am
Hugh is not a member of the ARSEnal fan club.
April 30th, 2007 at 5:05 am
Hugh gets ANOTHER bum rap from the Paps!