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Bench It Like Beckham: LA Galaxy Career in Pictures
DAVID Beckham is in Los Angeles. Some news to those of you wondering what he and his family are up to.
They are, all told, doing alright over there.
David hasn’t been playing much football but he and his wife have been to parties and worn all sorts of clothes. Encouraging stuff.
But what of the new fans -the Beckhamites- the heathen whom David will turn to the beautiful game? Here they are…
He exfoliates..!
He bronzes..!
He waxes..!
Posted: 1st, August 2007 | In: Back pages Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 8th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Quite right Anorak, Brooklyn probably plays better than at least half of the Galaxy.
No wonder they call it ’soccer’ here…. This aint no football… no way.
I would have happily given one of my testicles to play for Real Madrid and Dave walks away!
AAAAKK!
Oh well, I may not be as rich as him and I didn’t play as well as he used to, but at least my voice is a lot deeper than his (I’m clutching at straws here).
August 8th, 2007 at 10:41 am
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August 6th, 2007 at 3:19 am
David beckham sucks . He is an an overated idiot
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Time is running out for Dave, the baseball season is nearing it’s conclusion. We’ll have the frenzy of the playoffs and World Series (World?). Plus the NFL, NBA, and NHL will all be starting soon. Once that lot gets going the guys on ESPN will have something better to talk about than him, actually most of the coverage I’ve seen has been of the ‘who cares’ or ‘who’s this guy?’ type. There’s a nightly show called Pardon The Interuption, which is very funny and intelligent, intelligent does not describe most American sports coverage. Anyway, these guys talked a little about him at first but now never mention him. As one said “No one cares about this, why are we discussing it.” And they pretty much haven’t since.
Poor Dave, all this and he has to go home to that sour faced stick insect of a wife of his. I wonder, if they had no kids would he still put up with her?
Still, he can always amuse himself counting his money.
And if that gets boring he can always send me some and I’ll play with it.
To quote The Goons (yes, I’m that old) “Just write your name on a five pound note and send it off to meeee….”
Down Moriarty, down boy.
August 1st, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Do you think it will last?