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Matthew Williams Caerphilly Cannibal: Did Police Arrest A Man They’d Just Killed?

THE papers report on Matthew Williams and a hideous crime at the Sirhowy Arms Hotel in Argoed, Caerphilly.

Matthew Williams is on the Daily Star’s cover:

 

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The story has been embellished in fine style.

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Express Scares Readers With NHS Norovirus Horror Story

THE Daily Express leads with chilling news:

WARNING OVER KILLER WINTER BUG

Yikes!

 

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: News, Scare Stories | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile: The BBC’s Pet Paedo May Not Have Abused Victims In 41 Hospitals

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Jimmy Savile (right) and Dr Gerard Vaughan, Minister for Health, at Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, where a National Spinal Injuries Centre is being built. Also attending the ceremony, in which Jimmy announced plans for a new appeal, are patients, staff, and a pipe band from the Royal Artillery Force. Date: 16/06/1980

 

JIMMY Savile has yet to be dug up and beaten with sticks, his head stuck on a spike. But the man never tried for his alleged crimes remains under investigation. The Times tells readers:

Jimmy Savile may have sexually abused patients at 41 hospitals, the health secretary has revealed. New allegations have been made in relation to 12 NHS trusts, including nine not previously implicated in the scandal.

It’s always useful to turn sensation on its head.

Jimmy Savile may not have sexually abused patients at 41 hospitals, the health secretary has revealed.

What Hunt revealed was nothing at all. He just hinted and suggested that the purge on paedos was making progress.

Savile remains stubbornly dead. The Government is chucking all the ills of the past into his pit. The problem is that if you keep looking at the past, you miss the present. 

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Manchester City Will Sell Yaya Touré And Spend Big To Get Everton’s Ross Barkley

ARE Manchester City looking to offload their stella midfielder Yaya Touré? It was only last year Touré was telling everyone that “nothing would give me greater pleasure than to finish my career as a Manchester City player.”

Given his flirting with Barcelona and PSG, do Manchester City fans still believe that?

The Times says City are looking to sell the man:

As they wrestle with a worsening crisis in the wake of their woeful 2-1 defeat by CSKA Moscow in the Champions League on Wednesday, it has emerged that City would be open to parting company with Touré if a suitable offer is forthcoming.

Isn’t that a line that could be applied to every player?

Arsenal would be open to parting company with Sanchez if a suitable offer is forthcoming.

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Phil Rudd Murder Plot Charge: ‘We’re A Bit Shocked’

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Rock group AC/DC, from left to right; Malcolm Young, Brian Johnson, Angus Young, Phil Rudd and Cliff Williams pose for photographers at Carling Apollo Hammersmith in London, during a photocall ahead of their concert at the same venue later tonight.
Date: 03/03/2003

 

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd, 60, is accused of attempting to hire a hitman to murder two people.

Rudd, an Australian, been charged in New Zealand, where he lives.

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Posted: 6th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Yehuda Glick: Peace And Loathing On Temple Mount

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This photo made on Nov. 10, 2013 shows a hard-line Jewish activist Yehuda Glick walking in a street in Jerusalem. Late Wednesday, a gunman on a motorcycle shot and wounded Glick outside a conference promoting Jewish access to the site known to Jews as Temple Mount and to Muslims as Noble Sanctuary. (AP Photo/Mahmoud Illean)

 

WHO is Yehuda Glick, the man shot in Israel, allegedly by Mu’taz Hijazi, shot dead by Israeli police?

Wikipedia tells us:

Yehuda Joshua Glick (Hebrew: יהודה גליק‎; born 20 November 1965) is an American-born Israeli rabbi and “civil rights activist” who campaigns for expanding Jewish access to the Temple Mount/Haram al-Sharif. Glick is the leader of HaLiba, a coalition of groups dedicated to “reaching complete and comprehensive freedom and civil rights for Jews on the Temple Mount.”…

Glick advocates opening the Temple Mount on an equal footing to prayer by Muslims, Jews, Christians and others.

Said Glick:

“We are talking about sharing, coexistence, tolerance, respecting one another. I think that genuine peace must begin with tolerance and respect. I think that Jews, Muslims, or Christians, anybody who supports peace, anyone who supports praying — talking to G-d — should be allowed to on the Temple Mount.”

Christian Science Monitor writes:

Jews are increasingly staking a claim to the Muslim-controlled Temple Mount, testing the Israeli government’s resolve to avoid conflict by protecting Muslim sovereignty over the site.

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Posted: 5th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Australian Green Christine Milne Endorses Coal

COAL is life! Well so says Australian Green Christine Milne, who endorses coal:

Australia needs to choose between coal and death, according to Greens Leader Christine Milne …

“Do you want death or do you want coal?

“That’s what we’re talking about here,” she told reporters in Hobart.

“Tony Abbott wants coal.”

Time to pick sides:

Posted: 5th, November 2014 | In: Global Warming, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Idling: 70% Of Porn Traffic Comes From Office Computers During Work Hours

DO you work hard at the office? Roland Paulsen, author of Empty Labor: Idleness and Workplace Resistance, counts the minutes:

Most work sociologists tend toward the view that non-work at work is a marginal, if not negligible, phenomenon. What all statistics point towards is a general intensification of work with more and more burnouts and other stress syndromes troubling us.

Yet there are more-detailed surveys reporting that the average time spent on private activities at work is between 1.5 and three hours a day. By measuring the flows of audiences for certain websites, it has also been observed that, by the turn of the century, 70 percent of the U.S. internet traffic passing through pornographic sites did so during working hours, and that 60 percent of all online purchases were made between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. … Even if the percentage of workers who claim they are working at the pinnacle of their capacity all the time is slowly increasing, the majority still remains unaffected. In fact, the proportion of people who say they never work hard has long been far greater than those who say they always do.

Slacking off, jacking off and clocking off…

Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: Money, News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pianist Uses EU ‘Right To Be Forgotten’ Rules To Censor Bad Reviews

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WHEN did the internet become all about promoting censorship?

In 2010, Dejan Lazic got a mildly critical review in the Washington Post and now he wants it taken down so people who google him won’t see it anymore.

Lazi adheres to the EU’s “right to be forgotten”. In August 2014, Google removed 12 BBC News stories from its search engine under the EU’s controversial ‘right to be forgotten’ law. Robert Peston, the BBC’s former economics editor, criticised Google in July for removing a blog he had written.

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Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: News, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Harvard University Teaches Students How To Have Anal Sex

WHAT did you learn at college? The College Fix leads:

HARVARD UNIVERSITY WORKSHOP TO TEACH STUDENTS HOW TO HAVE ANAL SEX

Legally?

Harvard University’s annual Sex Week observance, which launched Sunday, includes a workshop called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101″ that aims to teach the Ivy League students how to have anal sex.

Well, these boffins can find their own backsides with both hands, so time to extend higher education to finding someone else’s.

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Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rurik Jutting: ‘Four Floors Of Whores’, Sonya Milkshake And The Death Wish

RURIK Jutting is accused of murdering two women in Hong Kong. Today’s media round-up:

The Sun: “Debauched world of psycho banker - Jutting, his Brit lover and the place they call Four Floors of Whores”

The tabloid is keen to portray Jutting as a dangerous man hiding in plain view.

Rurik Jutting, 29, went to live in Hong Kong after splitting up from his glamorous girlfriend, model and actress Sonya Dyer. He then roamed his new neighbourhood, Wan Chai, with armfuls of escort girls, regularly splashing £2,000 a night on booze and food.

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Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Whale Surfing Harrison Wiliams Is Too Dumb To Be Eaten By Sharks

DEAD whale surfer of the week was Harrison Williams, who was filmed clambering onto the beast off the coast of Perth, Western Australia.

He never did see the Great White and other sharks eating the carcass.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rurik Jutting: ‘The Wind in the Willows’ Killer ‘Confesses’ To Being An Educated Banker

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RURIK Jutting is accued of muixering two women in Hong Kong. The dead women are Sumarti Ningsih, 25, and Jesse Lorena, 32.

The media round-up, focusing on Rurik Jutting, who “appears to have mysteriously quit his job in the days around the first murder” (Mail).

The Sun: “I’ve been taken by the devil”. The paper produces the above image and quote.

EMAILS to the Brit banker charged with murdering two prostitutes get the reply: “Please contact someone who is not an insane psychopath.” Ex-public schoolboy Rurik Jutting, 29, faces magistrates today over the double killing.

The prostitutes’ rotting remains were found in his Hong Kong flat, with one stuffed in a case.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ebola Panic Over: Top Men Say Only 130 Americans Will Die – But Which Ones Yet To Be Decided

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EBOLA panic over: well for all but 130 of you it is:

Infectious disease experts predict anywhere from a mere one or two additional cases of Ebola to a worst-case scenario of 130, according to simulations conducted for the Associated Press.

Almost all of the predicted cases will be healthcare workers returning from West Africa.

“I don’t think there’s going to be a huge outbreak here, no,” Dr. David Relman, a professor of infectious disease, microbiology and immunology at Stanford University’s medical school, told the AP. “However, as best we can tell right now, it is quite possible that every major city will see at least a handful of cases.”

A total of eight patients have currently been treated for Ebola in the U.S.

Only two of them contracted Ebola within the U.S., and both were healthcare workers who treated Thomas Eric Duncan, who contracted Ebola in Liberia.

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Posted: 2nd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Islamic State’s War On Women And Children Play Soccer With A Servered Head

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THE Islamic State is waging a  war against women:

Last month in the Iraqi city of Mosul, where 2 million people live, ISIS reportedly executed several notable women, including lawyers, physicians, activists and politicians for various reasons. Among them was a famous lawyer who refused to charge the families of the Iraqi detainees in the U.S. military detention facilities between 2003 and 2011.

The Iraqi writer Mushriq Abbas says Samira Salih al-Nuaimi was born in 1963. She was illiterate until the age of 18, when she enrolled in a class and learned how to read and write, after which she earned two bachelor’s degrees, in literature and law. Because of her continued criticism of ISIS on social media and in person, she was arrested and tortured for five days and then killed in public in Mosul.

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Posted: 2nd, November 2014 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Have You Seen Pumpkin Maddie?

MADELEINE  McCann: a look at reporting on the media’s favourite missing child.

The Daily Mail has news:

 

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How is that the “most poignant image this Halloween”?

The photograph was released on Friday to mark Halloween, and appears beside three others of Maddie, including the well-known one of her clutching three tennis balls under her chin. A source close to the McCanns said: ‘The photo which hasn’t been seen before has been put out as part of the campaign and is authorised by Kate and Gerry.’

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Posted: 2nd, November 2014 | In: Madeleine McCann, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Israel: Appeasing Obama Hasn’t Worked

APPEASING OBAMA has hurt Israel. Well, appeasement never works:

First, the unbridled attacks against Israel’s democratically elected – and popular – prime minister show us that when we are faced with an inherently hostile administration, the wages of appeasement are contempt.

No Israel leader has done more to appease a US administration than Netanyahu has done to appease Obama. Against the opposition of his party and the general public, Netanyahu in 2009 bowed to Obama’s demand to embrace the goal of establishing a Palestinian state.

Against the opposition of his party and the general public, in 2010 Netanyahu bowed to Obama’s demand and enacted an official 10-month moratorium on Jewish property rights in lands beyond the 1949 armistice lines, and later enacted an unofficial moratorium on those rights.

And Netanyahu bowed to Obama’s pressure, released murderers from prison and conducted negotiations with Abbas that only empowered Abbas and his political war to delegitimize and isolate Israel.

And for all his efforts to appease Obama, today the administration abets Palestinian terrorism and political warfare.

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Posted: 1st, November 2014 | In: News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boko Haram: 200 Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Now Muslim Brides

WHAT happened to the 200 girls kidnapped by Nigerian Islamist group Boko Haram?

Abubakar Shekau, leader of Boko Haram, says:

 “Don’t you know the over 200 Chibok schoolgirls have converted to Islam? They have now memorised two chapters of the Koran… We have not made ceasefire with anyone. We did not negotiate with anyone… It’s a lie. It’s a lie. We will not negotiate. What is our business with negotiation? Allah said we should not… We have married them off. They are in their marital homes.”

Looks like the hashtag failed…

Posted: 1st, November 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Terrifying Video of Panda Bears Attacking Their Zoo Keeper

WHEN Panda Bears attack!

 

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Halloween Horror: Vicar Hands Out Terrifying Devil Pamphlet To Trick Or Treaters

TO Bournemouth, Dorset, where a local Church of England vicar is opening the door to trick or treaters and handing them no sweets, but a pamphlet.

TRICK OR TREAT?

 

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Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Funniest TV News Bloopers Of October 2014

The Funniest News Bloopers Of October 2014:

Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Have A Sexy Halloween: Artist Lampoons The Fashion For a Slutty Costume

WHAT do you find sexy? Jillian Tamaki has sketched a few a outfits you sexy babes might consider running up on your sewing machines this Halloween. It’s not all cheerleaders and schoolgirls.

 

 

 

 

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Spotter: A Tiny Piece

 

Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


University of Wisconsin Bans White Blonde Princesses And Other Gangsters

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THIS Halloween the University of Wisconsin want students to be compoliant. Dominic Lynch of The College Fix claims the following email was sent to students:

Halloween: Questions to Ask Yourself before Donning a Costume

WEARING A FUNNY COSTUME?

Ask yourself: Is the humor based on “making fun” of real people, real human traits or cultures? Though intended to be funny, the “Mental Patient” costume by Disguise was considered demeaning, dehumanizing, and humiliating to individuals struggling with a mental illness and their families. Complete with a “Hannibal” type mask and a straightjacket, the costume reinforced stereotypes and fears about persons with mental illness.

WEARING A SCARY COSTUME?

Ask yourself: Is the “fear factor” based on real forms of violence or grotesque depictions of human traits? “This scary stud can empty out a full house just by walking through the door,” touts the tag line for Fright Catalog’s “Vato Loco” mask. The bandana clad, tattooed, brown-skinned vinyl creation makes light of gang violence, which takes a serious toll on families and neighborhoods across the country. The costume also sends the message that Latinos are violent.

WEARING A HISTORICAL COSTUME?

Ask yourself: If the costume is meant to be historical, does it further misinformation or historical and cultural inaccuracies? The “Indian” get-up prevails each year as culture-turned-costume. But did you know few Native Americans wore buckskin and headbands and even fewer wore them together? Did you know “war paint” and feathers carry religious meaning and were never worn by Native American children?

WEARING A “BEAUTIFUL” COSTUME?

Ask yourself: If the costume is meant to be beautiful, are these characteristics drawn from commercial references, such as movie characters? Too often, beautiful at Halloween means white, blonde, princess masks. What statement does your Halloween costume make about what constitutes beauty — and about who is beautiful and who isn’t?

You want scary? You can’t handle the scary…

Spotter: John J. Miller

Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sugar Is A Legal High: Low Fat Makes You Fat And John Yudkin Was Right

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REMEMBER the war on fat? Fat was bad. Now sugar is the target of the bansturbators. It’s is like “crack cocaine”.

“Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does. But I love the filling most. I rub it on my roast, mix it in with my coffee, and spread it on my toast. I love the white stuff, baby. In the middle of an Oreo.”

Weird Al Yankovic said that in 1992.

The Atlantic noted:

That concept has been shown before, but remains important. In a 2010 study published in Nature Neuroscience, rats who spent 40 days eating bacon, sausage, cheesecake, and frosting—someone please market that combination; I mean please don’t—became “addicted.” They continued eating even in the face of electrical shocks. Non-addict rats did not. The researchers, at Scripps Research Institute in Florida, likened the brain activity in the addict rats to that of cocaine and heroin addicts.

Biscuits are legal cocaine? They’re a legal high. Ban them!

The HuffPost:

Sugar is the ‘most dangerous drug of our time’, according to a senior Dutch health official, and should be treated accordingly. Paul van der Velpen, head of Amsterdam’s health service, suggests that food and drink with high-sugar content should come with health warnings. He suggests introducing hard-hitting campaigns similar to the anti-smoking messages found on cigarette packets.

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Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Banned From Lying On The Ground In Buckinghamshire

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“DAVIES came to police attention initially by making time wasting calls to the emergency services,” says PC Chris Allman outside Wycombe Magistrates’ Court, where Andrew Davies, 51, of Princes Risborough, Buckinghamshire, has been haded an ASBO for feigning injuries.
“On most occasions he would be intoxicated. When dealt with by a police and council joint team he gave away his telephone to stop the temptation. However he then took to pretending to fall in the street near his home as a way of attracting attention to himself. He would lay there feigning an injury until an ambulance attended.
“On a number of occasions he was taken to Stoke Mandeville Hospital where he was more thoroughly checked over but he was always discharged as having no injuries. He has been offered support from numerous agencies and given many opportunities to change his behaviour. Davies’ continual lack of engagement has ultimately resulted in this town wide ASBO.”

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Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: News, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0