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”I HAVE never been talented at dating. But now that I am out and about again, four years after having had a child, I’m a walking disaster area at the ripe old age of 38.
|Martin was only too happy|
”KABBALAH, a mystical branch of Judaism, is filling a spiritual gap for a growing number of A-list celebrities,’ reports Hello!
|‘Everything I believe has come from the Kabbalah’|
And opening the door to the Kabbalah group we find Naomi Campbell, …
‘THERE’S no nice way of putting this, so we won’t try. Jamie Oliver spent 29 grand on a pair of David Beckham’s boots at the auction during Posh ‘n’ Becks’ World Cup party.
|Poisoned by his own fish pie|
‘IT’S midnight on day nine hundred and twenty-seven in OK!’s tribute to Big Brother.
|The original Dwight dwelling|
Housemates Elton and David are sitting in Woodside, a sprawling mansion on the outskirts of Windsor. David is wearing Elton’s red hair. …
‘BUT Vicky and David are worried. Hot on their heels in the hunt for fame are PJ, Jade, Spencer, Alex, Kate, Tim and Jonny. The magnificent seven are thrilling the planet with their hilarious antics and cracked-whip humour.
‘IT’S clear to us all that they do not make stars like they used to. And providing us with a breath of fresh air is that hero of old, Spencer Smith.
|‘Oi, Kate, not in front of the cameras!’|