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Named And Shamed

‘IN another hymn to blondeness, OK! also interviews Kerry Katona this week. It wasn’t so long ago that Kerry was telling the magazine’s readers all about the heartbreak she suffered when a lapdancer told the tabloids about her stag-night fling …

Posted: 12th, August 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pretty Nasty Woman

‘IF Julia Roberts had such warm feelings for her new husband’s ex-wife as Britney has for Jenna, Danny Moder would probably think he was the luckiest man on earth.

”Watch out, honey. Your husband’s next”

But, as the Enquirer reveals, …

Posted: 8th, August 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spending A Penny

‘THE show may be finished, but the tills are just starting to ring for the Big Brother housemates. This week’s OK! cover star is moaning model Alex Sibley.

They thought the shower was bad – the bath was even worse

Posted: 6th, August 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marketing Spencer

‘EVEN by OK!’s standards, this is a particularly vapid interview. But then, Spencer Smith is a man who shot into the celebrity stratosphere by doing nothing more than test the bounds of personal hygiene on our television screens for a …

Posted: 30th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


All Style, No Substance

‘SPENCER Smith challenges the defining doctrine of OK! magazine: ”Being a celebrity is all about looking good”. He proves that sometimes, it can be about hilarious bodily emissions as well.

Brooklyn’s hospital gown was designed by Baby Gap

But after …

Posted: 30th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Unhappy Families

‘JORDAN is looking jaded, sick and tired – and she’s not even pregnant any more. The poor man’s Posh is photographed with the poor girl’s Becks – Dwight Yorke – as they register the birth of their baby son, Harvey.…

Posted: 30th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mel’s Hell

”I HAVE never been talented at dating. But now that I am out and about again, four years after having had a child, I’m a walking disaster area at the ripe old age of 38.

Martin was only too happy

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kabbalah, Kabbalah, Ka-blah-blah-blah

”KABBALAH, a mystical branch of Judaism, is filling a spiritual gap for a growing number of A-list celebrities,’ reports Hello!

‘Everything I believe has come from the Kabbalah’

And opening the door to the Kabbalah group we find Naomi Campbell, …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Laugh ‘Til He Cries

‘THERE’S no nice way of putting this, so we won’t try. Jamie Oliver spent 29 grand on a pair of David Beckham’s boots at the auction during Posh ‘n’ Becks’ World Cup party.

Poisoned by his own fish pie

He …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Honeymoon Is Over

‘THEY haven’t even swept up the confetti, yet ‘trouble is already brewing in paradise’ for Julia Roberts and her new husband Danny Moder.

The Moders were sick of waiting for the happy couple to emerge from the bedroom

‘The ink …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dizzy Blonde

‘THERE will be no wedding bells for Britney Spears just yet, but the sound of ambulance sirens could soon be ringing in her ears.

Britney regretted having that last piece of lemon meringue pie

The pop star’s split with boyfriend …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Making A Killing

‘NOT content with focusing on the world’s most famous celebrities, this week the Enquirer takes a look at the more infamous ones as well.

Beverley Allitt was delighted at her new doll

‘A Colorado sculptor is marketing a new line …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


PJ Drama

‘BUT Vicky and David are worried. Hot on their heels in the hunt for fame are PJ, Jade, Spencer, Alex, Kate, Tim and Jonny. The magnificent seven are thrilling the planet with their hilarious antics and cracked-whip humour.

PJ convinces

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Larks And Spencer

‘IT’S clear to us all that they do not make stars like they used to. And providing us with a breath of fresh air is that hero of old, Spencer Smith.

‘Oi, Kate, not in front of the cameras!’

It’s …

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Household Names

‘IT’S midnight on day nine hundred and twenty-seven in OK!’s tribute to Big Brother.

The original Dwight dwelling

Housemates Elton and David are sitting in Woodside, a sprawling mansion on the outskirts of Windsor. David is wearing Elton’s red hair. …

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0