Mark McGowan Eats Queen Elizabeth’s Dog
“I’M raising awareness at the inability of the RSPCA to prosecute Prince Philip and his friends for shooting a fox this year. It was left to fight for life for five minutes then beaten to death.”
The words of Mark McGowan, animal rights campaigner, swan eater (it was performance art, dear), peanut pusher (with his nose from Peckham to Downing Street) and now would-be corgi eater.
Yes, gentle reader, to avenge Philip’s heinous act, McGowan will eat a corgi dog, of a type favoured by Philip’s wife The Queen.
And this eating will occur live on London’s 104.4 Resonance FM on May 29.
Before we go on, we reveal that Mr McGowan is not Malaysian by birth or design. The eating is not part of travelogue for Malaysian TV. The dog was not delivered ready stuffed from a Christmas meal.
But it is dead. The Sun says the corgi died at a breeding farm last week. We imagine it is being hung and by the time of its eating it will be higher than Pete Doherty at a royal garden party.
The Queen is unavailable for comment. And Prince Philip is thought to be delighted and laughing very, very hard…
May 30th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
[...] Phillip for the hunt and killing of the fox. RAPCA said the fox did not suffer. Mark said the fox fought for his life for five minutes and then beaten to [...]
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:29 am
I think Yoko and MArk are even more sick than the fox hunters and where did they get this info they beat a fox to death. it probalt isnt even true and if by chance it is, yes they should be rightfully punished. but i still dont see how eating a “corgi dog” is going to give justice for the fox regardless of how it died.
sick puppies! real sick
June 2nd, 2007 at 3:39 am
I think Yoko and Mark are even more sick than the fox hunters and where did they get this info they beat a fox to death. it probaly isnt even true and if by chance it is, yes they should be rightfully punished but i still dont see how eating a “corgi dog” is going to give justice for the fox regardless of how it died.
sick puppies! real sick (Mark & Yoko) but then again Yoko always was a freak, when she had her first blind date with John Lennon she requested they both wear bags on their head and I believe no clothes as she knew if he seen how unattractive she was she wouldnt have a chance, this way she could perform her voodoo on him and hence forth the rest is history, pretty disturbing…. that is.. yes, for sure…
August 7th, 2007 at 11:51 am
The killing of any living thing for the mere purpose of sport, should be punishable by death in a zoo or wild animal park and of course, with spectators.