
Urban Planning - Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant
| I hear Shiloh is looking for an apostle |
NICOLE Kidman, formerly Tom Cruise’s tall wife, the woman now married to singer Keith Urban, is pregnant.
This is the New Of The World’s “Exclusive”. And we can exclusively reveal this exclusive here on the pages of Anorak. Kidman will appreciate the second opinion in such medical matters.
A friend of the star says Nicole is “over the moon”.
“They’ve managed it. They are both absolutely delighted. Little Urban Junior is on the way.”
Little Urban will not arrive for quite a while yet – the NOTW does not say how pregnant Kidman is.
But we are sure to follow each day’s pregnancy ups and downs in the newspapers and magazines.
During which period we will be able to speculate on the baby’s sex, hair colour (ginger?) and name. As readers learn: “Nicole has already ordered a selection of baby gear including a £165 nappy bag from upmarket tots’ boutique Petit Tresor.”
Exciting times for Nicole, Keith and the California’s nappy boutique collective.
Fame beckons New Town Urban…
Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 9th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
[...] Never mind. But we are wondering what Kidman or her husband Keith Urban - he’s been treated for alcohol dependency - needs with a £165 nappy bag? Suggestions to the NOTW and our usual address… [...]
April 8th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
A successful attempt -and surely more Aunt Sally than Scarecrow
April 8th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I am very happy for Nicole.more blessings!
April 8th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Who cares? It’s time to find something new and exciting to talk about! Let’s find a more interesting topic rather than a scarecrow’s attempt to conceive! Move on!
April 8th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Can someone help Debbi out? And then call the NOTW?
April 8th, 2007 at 7:08 am
Good grief … could you try some actual factual reporting? She’s NOT pregnant. It just makes you look incompetent when you spread false rumors like this.