Paris Hilton Is Sick Of Her Prison Junior Suite
THE video tapes of Paris Hilton’s conjugal visits have yet to seep onto the Internet.
Paris Hilton’s list of jail demands, including an information sheet for guards on how she likes to be stripped searched, have yet to reach auction sites.
And Paris is already free. After just three days in her Hilton junior suite at the Century Regional Detention Facility, LA, Paris is back at home.
Some punishment indeed as Hilton is forced to swap her “filthy cell” for house arrest. Until her sentence is served, Paris will have to make do with her mansion, her fridge and all the trappings of extreme wealthy and privilege.
The Star says the whole thing is a “SICK JOKE”, noting that Paris was set free just three days into her 26-says sentence. News is that Paris was struck down by a “mystery rash” all over her body.
So Paris is now in the recovery position in her £10,000 mirrored bed. As the Mail says, the only thing Paris will take from her weekend mini-break in jail is an electronic ankle bracelet.
And what of her three-days jail time? The Mail says Paris checked in after 10:30pm and left before 1am two nights later. You’d expect Paris, heir to a hotel chain fortune, to remain in situ until the normal check-out time at noon.
But such was Hilton’s mental state that she had to get out. Paris is the Sun’s front-page “SUICIDE BLONDE”.
But she is on the mend. And to make her feel better, Paris has written a note to the world, saying she has “learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes”.
And what odds on learning about these errors in Paris’s Prison Diary the book and Three Nights Inside Paris the DVD and X-rated webcam..?
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June 8th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
What “ordeal” is she talking about??
June 8th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
A t-shirt Paris was seen wearing in the past sums it all up - “I am Paris Hilton. I can do anything.”
June 8th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
It seems fairly straightforward to me: the judge’s explicit orders were that Miss Priss was to cool off in jail for 23 days and think about her flagrant violation of parole. It’s not about driving on a suspended license. It’s about disregarding the terms of her parole and giving the finger to the legal system. The judge’s order stated explicitly that she was NOT TO DO HER TIME UNDER HOUSE ARREST. To violate a judge’s order is also a crime. Hilton needs to go back to prison and the sheriff who violated the court order needs to be punished. Otherwise, there wll be an outbreak of disregard for the law the likes of which LA has not seen since the Watts riots.
June 8th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
SEND HER BACK!!
June 8th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
WHAT THE HECK…. SHE WAS SET FREE….SHE WAS SET LOOSE…THE “MYSTERIOUS RASH”. WE ALL KNOW IT WAS A HERPES BREAK OUT… AND WELL SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SET FREE BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS WERE BEING MEAN TO HER OR TRIED TO SNIP HER GOLDIE LOCKS WHILE SHE SLEPT…LOL. WELL SCREW HER SHE DESERVES THAT AND MORE… SHE SHOULD BE LEFT IN THERE FOR A GOOD YEAR I’D SAY AND FOR JOEY YOU ARE JUST TALKING NONSENCE AND CHICKEN SCRATCH. WELL ANY HOW MAYBE THE LESBIANS GOT A HOLD’A HER SNATCH… NO MATTER WHAT THE CASE IS THROW THE BITCH BACK IN JAIL…. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. HOWS THAT FOR HER SOCIALITE STATUS… LET HER CARVE ON THE WALLS IN THE DARK.
June 8th, 2007 at 11:25 am
I say send her back to jail. Where I come from, the first offence for DUI is a $2,000.00 fine, and losing your licence for year. After that they throw your miserable ass in jail. Why should she be above the rest of us and get to go home with an unstylish ankle braclet. And as far as Joey Sauerv is concerned, it’s you who should get a life. You said a mouthful when you said the words “aweful jail” and “normal”. There is not enought jail time for those who drink and drive because of what may happen in my opinion. And yes, most of us are normal, so where does that leave them. Hmmm. Oh, and it really funny that you have the same surname and the Judge. She’s a spoiled brat and needs discipline!!! Could’t they have given her something for her rash??? So what’s next will she get away with a crime that is worse?
June 8th, 2007 at 10:54 am
What a joke! So much for good behavior.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:46 am
What do you think gave her a rash? And did she give it to anyone else?
June 8th, 2007 at 10:43 am
WHAT!?
she is out already she still has to serve about 30 days more
this is unbelieveable
celebritys are nothing special
is it was anyone who wasnt famous they would have had to serve their full sentance!
just because she can pay her way out doesnt change the fact that she broke the law!!!
oh no she is ill!
so what when everybody else is ill they just have to get on with it and face the consequences
all she had to do is not eat or put on a weak face and she was let out !!
June 8th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Send her ass back in jail.. And let her serve the full 45-day sentence..
Never mind that she cries and snots everywhere, she really needs a good dose of reality.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
This entire ordeal was blown completely out of proportion, who really gets sentenced to 45 days in an awful jail for driving with a suspended license? No one is right. With everyone trying so hard to proove “Celebritys aren’t above the law” and “they don’t get special treatment” they just punish celebritys, and in this case Paris even worse. I bet Nicole Richie and Lyndsay Lohan will also get harsher sentences then anyone normal. I’m really glad Paris was freed, mean old Judge Sauer can go get a life. It’s bad enough he took my last name and is using it in such a cruel reckless fashion.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Appalling double standards, get her back in there.
Anyone else who got ill in prison would not be released.
June 8th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Paris should be sent back to jail. There is no justice to this - n it clearly says that “if you have money and celebrity status”, don’t worry cuz u get things easy.
It’s a joke and America needs to get it right this time!