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Paul McCartney Pays To Silence Heather Mills
“McCARTNEY ‘will pay £70million to silence Heather.” (Pic: The Spine)
So says the Mail’s headline. And we marvel at how inflated the cost of a hit has become since Britain expelled four Russian diplomats.
On further reading, it turns out that Sir Paul McCartney is to pay Heather Mills the money to go away. It is to be a divorce settlement.
Mills gets a £15milion lump sum and £3.5million every year until their daughter Beatrice, 4, turns 18.
This will be the largest divorce settlement in UK history. But we will not hear much about it because one clause stipulates that Heather must not mention their marriage publicly.
Although if she did, the papers would revel in watching Sir Paul return to court and fight for a rebate on the funds used to keep his former wife and daughter in the style to which they have become accustomed…
Posted: 20th, July 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 24th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
I might let Paul McCartney do me for £70 million (and I’m a straight guy too), but I wouldn’t go to Milwaukee either!
No, not for a Harley or a Bud, or even for all the money in Will Allen’s bank account!
There IS a limit!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:44 pm
I offered my wife $15 and a bus ticket to Milwaukee but she stayed.
Oh well, at least she’s not Heather Mills.
The next time a local town gets flattened by a tornado I can comfort the victims by telling them “though your house blew away at least you’re not married to Heather Mills.”
That should cheer them up.
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Yes Chopper, me too!
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I would have happily let Paul McCartney shag me for 3 years for £70 million, and I’m a straight bloke!
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:55 am
I’ll go to literacy classes if you promise to attend one on punctuation - you patronising waste of air.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 am
Jim, you seem to have a problem with articulation. may I suggest literacy classes? You could maybe learn how to string a sentence together appropriately without having to use very silly words.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:05 am
Give her the money you scouse cunt. Although, if she is responsible for revitalising his pisspoor career, perhaps we should hang her instead.
July 21st, 2007 at 9:51 am
She’s not a witch, and anyway they used to be hanged here, burned in Scotland and Europe
July 21st, 2007 at 6:49 am
Witch burning is illegal right?
July 20th, 2007 at 10:52 am
V. Good! Of course………..
I do like to be fair, and I do always try, I really really do, but 70 million for around 4 years of marriage? and she says with a deluded but straight face that she deserves it because she revitalised his dead career. Hmmmmmmmmmm
July 20th, 2007 at 10:21 am
The Heather Mills charity?
July 20th, 2007 at 9:18 am
It doesn’t really matter how much cash Heather Mills gets in her divorce settlement…. when they first split she said she didn’t need any more money so anything she got from Paul she would give to charity.
She is so kind and caring…….. a true benefactor of our time
And I’m a one eyed one armed flying purple people eater……..