Beckhams Bend Tom Crusie And Katie Holmes Into Shape

YESTERDAY, Anorak brought news that Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes are contemplating nudity in a magazine setting.

A report informed us: “One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

If they carry through their threat, Cruise and Holmes will become more like Victoria and Day-vid Beckham. News indeed to we who thought Cruise was adopting the Beckhams in order to convert them to Scientology.

This is the religion/cult that has the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International.

And as widely reported:

Scientology has had a written program governing celebrity recruitment since at least 1955, when L. Ron Hubbard created “Project Celebrity”, offering rewards to Scientologists who recruited targeted celebrities.[1] A Scientology policy letter of 1976 states that “rehabilitation of celebrities who are just beyond or just approaching their prime” enables the “rapid dissemination” of Scientology.

But now we read of Cruise stripping off with his wife in order to show the world that they are so very much in love and lust.

And the Mail’s news: “Is the Cruises’ little girl seeing too much of Posh?”

The Mail has a picture of Suri Cruise dressed in head-to-toe Burberry. And another shot of her Poshness wearing the chav’s must-have Burberry pattern in the form of a headscarf.

Is Suri being indoctrinated in the Tao of Posh? Another picture shows Suri with her mother and father. She is not smiling.

What hope Scientology in the face of the Beckhams’ machine and the shadowy Simon Fuller?

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Anorak

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