The Campaign For Ginger Survival: Redheads Are Dying Out
IN a move akin to ethnic cleansing and eugenics, the Mail reports that red heads are being purged.
The Mail (”Redheads hair today and gone tomorrow”) has seen a report in the National Geographic magazine that says red hair is dying out.
“Global intermingling” has reduced the chance of a red head meeting another read head. This means to a reduction in the opportunities for ginger-ginger mating.
In 100 years, there could be no gingers left, aside from a mating couple in a Chinese zoo.
But there is hope. The Mail says in Scotland the mutant ginger gene is present in 40 percent of the population. A whopping 13 per cent actually have red hair.
Gingers do not have to not move immediately, although property prices in Scotland can be less expensive than other parts, cheaper still once the gingers have moved in.
But the gingers should consider the possibility or turning Scotland into a Ginger Safari park, a place where gingers can be among their own and breed in relative freedom.
And if brunettes and blondes can pay a few pence to come and look, then so be it. If it secures ginger survival, it is but a small price to pay…
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December 4th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Ha ha ha ha. I’m a natural redhead and there’s NO WAY you’re putting me in a zoo! I don’t like that people think we’re any different to any one else. I’ve got really really pale skin and freckles, blue eyes. That combination seems pretty common too! Plus I’m definetely red not ginger and I’m not gonna go to Scotland for people’s amusement! I love my red hair
September 5th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
This may be a little off topic, but I would like to say that if we tally up all the redheads instead of Caucasian ones, the number will go up. I am not a white redhead, but have the hair and freckles, just with golden skin. I’ve seen quite a few Black redheads(children, mostly) and even a couple of Asians. They exist in the Middle East and Africa. So, let us expand our ideas of redheads, because we are out there.
August 21st, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Oooh Oz I’m getting horny. A bird with a ginger stripped beard really turns me on.
August 21st, 2007 at 8:22 am
I get ginger stripes when I grow a beard. Does that make me a half-breed?
August 20th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Thanks. Strawberry blondes are next…
August 20th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/blondes.asp
Should link you to a good site for checking rumours
August 20th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Tekken - Can you enlighten us further?
August 20th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Does’n't a version of this urban myth circulate every August often “Blondes are dying out” Sure it goes back to an American artile in 1960’s.
August 20th, 2007 at 9:34 am
So, will the Gorbals be a Ginger Ghetto?
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used to go out with a red head in the dim and distant (you always wanted to know that, didn’t you