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A photo of Donald Trump covered in 500 penises (NSFW)

 PSST! Wanna see a photo of Donald Tump covered in 500 knobs? Homo-Power has produced just such an image:

Someone once made a photo mosaic pic of conservative republican politician Rick Santorum using porn images.  I thought I’d go one better, in lieu of SNL letting him host last night.  I give you a pic showing what Donald Trump is really made of.  This is a high-resolution photo mosaic of Trump made with 500 dick pics.

 

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Not everyone agrees that Donald Trump is a penis.

Spotter: Bullet Media, DM

Posted: 12th, June 2017 | In: NSFW, Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The fidget spinner butt plug is on sale

The fidget spinner butt plug is now on the market at Etsy. Ranging from $30 to $55, the butt plug fidget spinner is available in three sizes.

Seller GlowFyourself says: “That’s right, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy!”

 
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With a following wind* the butt plug fidget spinner can go for hours.

*Beans not included.

Spotter: Pink

Posted: 11th, June 2017 | In: NSFW, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rita Ora’s naked breasts are too racy for the tabloids

Rita Ora has posed topless. The X Factor judge and pop star has posed pretty much naked for French magazine Lui. You can see the photos here. But you cannot see them in the Daily Star. And that’s odd because the Star is the only British newspaper to routinely feature a topless stunna on Page 3.

In today’s issue the Star shows Rita Ora’s racy photos but hides her nipples behind cartoon explosions. One day earlier, Star readers got to see “sexy Jess” and her nipples.

Does the Star think Ora’s nipples too much for its readers? It would appear so.

 

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Rita Ora – NSFW:

 

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Posted: 30th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, NSFW, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile and Jon Peel: the BBC’s ugly Englishmen are always perverts

savile the womblesJimmy Savile is back in the news. The Sun leads with the Jimmy Savile Report, the review by Dame Janet Smith into the BBC stalwart who post-death was labelled the most prolific child molester of all time. News is that the BBC “HID” news that Savile had “seduced” a 15-year-old dancer on BBC TV’s Top of The Pops music show. The paper adds: “Clair [sic] McAlpine killed herself weeks after the alleged sexual encounter.”

We don’t know if the pair did have sex. We don’t know what part if any the alleged sex had in Claire McAlpine’s tragic death. All we know is that when Claire’s mother read of the alleged sex in her daughter’s diary – we don’t get to see what the teenager wrote – she “rang the BBC… demanding to speak to the chairman but was told that was impossible.”

The Sun joins the dots, saying “just a month later Clair died after taking an overdose of sleeping pills”.

The report says the BBC made no attempt to interview Claire or her mother. The BBC did meet with Savile, who denied any wrongdoing. He was also interviewed by an “independent barrister”.

Dame Janet says the BBC review was “inadequate”. She cannot understand why the BBC destroyed its own call logs from the time. Really? This is the BBC that erased or tossed away and wiped lots of its output, including Not Only… But Also, starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, and the BBC studio footage from the 1969 Apollo 11 moon landings.

 

News of the World 1972

News of the World 1972

 

On pages 4 and 5, the Sun re-introduces us to Sylvia Edwards. She says that when age 18, the 50-year-old Savile stuck his hand up her skirt in 1976 and told her “A fella could get used to this as it  ‘appens”. The Sun says “millions of BBC TV viewers” saw this because Savile was presenting Top of the Pops at the time and Sylvia was in the audience.

Horrified Sylvia ran to a floor manager to report what the DJ had done only to be told: “Get lost — it’s just Jimmy messing about.” In the judge’s draft report, she said Sylvia’s was “one of two quite serious indecent assaults” and girls on the show were placed in “moral danger”. But she added: “I do not think any member of senior management was ever made aware of Savile’s abuse of young people while working on Top of the Pops. In the testosterone-laden atmosphere where everyone was, in theory at least, over 16, child protection was simply not a live issue. No one noticed what Savile was doing: he was able to hide in plain sight.”

 

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The Sun lists Dame Janet’s main findings:

— Savile abused 45 victims who worked at or visited the BBC

— He abused staff and kids on Top of the Pops and Jim’ll Fix IT

— Some evidence a paedophile ring operated at BBC in 1970s

— Stars like Savile ‘untouchable’ and managers ‘above the law’

— Bosses quizzed Savile about his interest in young girls but no action was taken

— Managers should have heeded interviews with Savile in The Sun where he told of picking up girls

— BBC in 1970s dominated by booze culture and staff feared reporting abused would damage careers

— Culture of secrecy means whistleblowers are more scared to come forward today thand 40 years ago

— Another Savile scandal could still unfold at the BBC

And how did the Sun comment on Savile’s death, after he old them about “picking up girls”? Like this:

RIP JIMMY SAVILE – Prince Charles leads tributes as Jim’ll Fix It star dies aged 84

Now then, now then, cries and gals – We join 3,000 fans at Sir Jimmy Savile’s send-off

As for Sylvia’s story, we heard it first back in 2012. The Sun told us about the 19-year-old victim:

 

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In today’s report she is 18:

 

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The Daily Mail has more on the “BBC’s £10m Whitewash”.

“He raped , groped and abused girls and boys under the noses of complacent BBC chiefs…. He preyed on his 45 victims in  almost every BBC building he set foot in…”

The Mail mentions Claire McAlpine. It makes a clear link between her death and Savile:

“Claire McAlpine, 15, killed herself  after being abused by an unnamed DJ on the show [Top of the Pops] on 1971.”

Yes, that’s “CLAIRE”, the teenager the Sun calls “CLAIR”. In the rush to be right and prove Savile was a raping would-be killer who had sex with the dead on NHS time, the papers can’t even agree on the victims’ ages and names.

This is, of course, as much about bashing the BBC as it is hitting the revolting Savile. On cue, here’s resting BBC DJ John Peel. He’s the “national treasure, who also worked at the BBC. He’s dead. Julie Burchill wrote in 1999.

What did YOU do in the war, Daddy? Well, John Peel caught VD, and banged on about it. Until recently, Peel banged on a lot about sex. Like many an ugly Englishman, he went to America, where that nation’s young women found a Limey accent so beguiling that they barely looked at the face it came out of: “All they wanted me to do was abuse them, sexually, which, of course, I was only too happy to do,”

Peel told the Guardian in 1975. “Girls,” he said to the Sunday Correspondent in 1989, “used to queue up outside oral sex they were particularly keen on, I remember one of my regular customers, as it were, turned out to be 13, though she looked older.”

This was the Sixties. Fleeing America after the authorities quite rightly objected to him having sex with young teenage girls, Peel was joined by his wife, Shirley, a Texan girl, who was 15 when he married her.

If you are connected. If you are rich. If you have friends in high places and do things they like, you get away with it. Same then as it is now. Nothing changes.

Posted: 22nd, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, NSFW | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Music from 1970s sex films

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We only read Playboy for the articles (which since Hugh ‘Housecoat’ Hefner’s throbbing organ swore off naked women is truer than ever), and we only watch vintage skin flicks for the music. French music producer Drixxxe has made compilation tapes of ‘70s softcore pornographic films. Called Sextape (natch.) you can tune in to them all on Flashbak.

 

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Sextapes: A Selection of Vintage Erotic & Porn Movie Soundtracks

Posted: 28th, October 2015 | In: Film, NSFW, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


WATCH: Topless Femen activists disrupt Muslim meeting, get punched

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Two topless Femen activists interrupted a speech by two imams at the Muslim Salon in Pontoise, France.

The women, who were of Algerian and Tunisian origin, bared slogan on their chests: “No one will submit me” and I am my own prophet.”

The local says the women were punched.

 

 

Femen  say:

“Two FEMEN activists came today to spoil the big party of the slave market to denounce this femmophobie -without amalgams. Our jihadists topless appeared on the rostrum before Nader Abu Anas and Mehdi Kabir, misogynistic disciples of Allah, to shout loudly “Nobody submits me, nobody owns me, I’m my own prophet.”

The two activists (themselves from Muslim families) have carried the voice of hundreds of women, feminists and associations completely disgusted by this surge of public hatred. It was our duty to interrupt this pro-slavery event, and to hear the cry of freedom among their submission lessons. “

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: NSFW, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Was this Uniqlo sex tape a naked marketing ploy?

uniqlo-sex--nsfwWas it all a stupid stunt, the sex video filmed inside a changing room at an outlet of the Japanese clothes chain Uniqlo? Can naked people sell clothing? Of course they can. Sex can sell anything.

And this video is a hit. The Chinese regime says the sex tape breaks “socialist core values”. How’s that for a tagline?

It might even launch the career of its female star, a young woman we will call ‘Kim’.

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Posted: 21st, July 2015 | In: NSFW, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


See The Sturdy 18th Century Sex Toy They Found In An Ancient Polish Toilet

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Poland, land of poles

 

It turns out that sex wasn’t invented when your loins first stirred over a copy of the Argos catalgoue. People have been at it for at least a couple of hundred years. In Poland, for instance, the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdańsk has found a “sex toy”  down an ancient toilet.

The 250-year-old dildo is “thick, made of high quality leather filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip.”

Like all the best knobs are…

Spotter: Discovery News.

 

Posted: 16th, April 2015 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Sing When It Happens: The Japanese Karaoke Game Show Where You Get A Hand Job Whilst Singing

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‘Mistletoe and wine…”

 

Japan has given us some of the world’s weirdest games shows. But it’s excelled itself with Sing What Happens, the show where male contestants try to sing karaoke whilst a presenter gives them a hand job.

Will you fluff your lines as the fluffer works your metronome?  Will you hit the high notes as well as the low ones?

Your turn is over when you ejaculate.

Cue Nirvana:

 


Spotter:Dangerous Minds

Posted: 16th, April 2015 | In: NSFW, Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A day with Eufrat Mai: the Fleshlight vagina model

Meet Eufrat Mai, the woman who was the vagina model for the FleshLight.

She’s available in parts:

 

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Yep. Now you tossers can put a face on your glow stick:

 

Spotter: BB

Posted: 22nd, January 2015 | In: NSFW, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Japan: women licking doorknobs is a fetish

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How do you clean your doorknobs?

On  Twitter, Door Knob Girl brigns us something no-one in Anorak Towers had ever thought of. And that’s quite something:

 

 

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Posted: 16th, January 2015 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


These karma Sutra-inspired lollies are a lick on a stick

Cancel the phallic Hen-night chocs and the trip to the caves at Ajanta. The “Kamasugar” lollipops by Italian artist and photographer Massimo Gammacurta are the Kama Sutra in a lick on a stick. Perfect.

 

 

Spotter: DM

Posted: 22nd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, The Consumer | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Music fan tongues radio DJ’s bumhole to win concert tickets live on air

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To Chile, where DJ Paul Hip (“I’m crackers, me”) is giving away tickets to the EDM Mysteryland Festival. the contest is simple: what would you do to get the tickets?

The winner is the woman who offers to stick her tongue inside DJ Hipe’s bumhole. And then arries at the studio to perform her purchase live on air.

Prisa Group, the Spanish radio conglomerate that owns the station, is unimpressed, issusing the apology:

“Les dejamos una declaración del equipo de 40 Principales Chile.”

All terrible. but not all that new:

The most notorious of all Zeppelin legends began when the band played the Seattle Pop Festival on July 27th, 1969, then retired to the Edgewater Inn. The building sits atop Seattle’s Puget Sound; guests can actually fish directly from their windows. The 1985 Led Zeppelin biography Hammer of the Gods – which got much of its information from Zep road manager Richard Cole – describes a graphic scene in one of the rooms. “A pretty young groupie with red hair was disrobed and tied to the bed,” wrote author Stephen Davis. “Led Zeppelin then proceeded to stuff pieces of shark into her vagina and rectum.”

Spotter:  Diario Registrado

Posted: 22nd, December 2014 | In: Music, NSFW, TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


My Little Pony sex experiment ends in carnage

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My Little Pony fans are a curious bunch. If Pony fans are not at the Worst DJ Event Ever, they are proving the existence of Heaven, luring bullies, saluting Mandela, showing Greeks the way ahead, applying for jobs, starring in 50 Shades of Rainbow Dash, penning odd love letters and boiling Rainbow Dash in their sperm.

Presenting the Pony Cum Jar Project:

 

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Spotter: Horse News

 

 

 

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Headmaster Found Giving Head to Maths Teacher

IT wasn’t that long ago we had the scandal of a teacher having it away with a 16 year old student in Argentina (and the subsequent video ending up on a porn site), and now, there’s another one.

A headmaster has been filmed by students giving head to a female maths teacher.

Over in Slovenia, students heard groaning coming from what a empty classroom, and it wasn’t the type of moans that result from having too much marking to do. Of course, being nosey, the kids investigated and whipped out their phones.

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There, they found 41 year old married father of two Drago Kamenik with his head between the legs of 45 year old maths teacher Manja Meterlj. You can assume they initially thought it would be two students at it, but when they found out it was a pair of teachers, well, you can imagine what ran through their minds.

It is worth pointing out that Drago Kamenik has strenuously denied the claims of his pupils, saying that the video has been doctored and his face photoshopped on. Sadly for Kamenik, this sounds like a married man caught playing away and desperately clutching for something to get him off the hook.

He said: “The man in the video is not me, it has been photoshopped. I also spoke to my wife. Can these fools even begin to imagine what damage they have caused by doing this?! As for the maths teacher, she is a very good teacher and has had many positive things said about her.”

And now, Drago has contacted the police and is threatening to sue.

However, the students have replied, saying that they upload another video clip to prove it’s him. If the headmaster IS guilty, then he’s chosen one of the worst enemies in the world: Tech-savvy, spotty teenage boys.

And here’s a grotty still from the video, should you be at all interested in that sort of thing, or demanding some kind of evidence.

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Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, Reviews | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


This 1912 Brothel Menu Is For Men With Cash And Goose Quills

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This is a brothel menu from Mrs. F.A. Tasse‘s house of good repute. In 1912, the customer could purchase sex:

No discount for cash. Stink fingers and jerking-off matinees for young men under 21, every Wednesday from 2:30 to 4. Customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other. If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.

Goose quill: model’s own.

PS: Jezebel says the brother was in London. Well, no. It wasn’t. Not unless Mrs. F.A. Tasse. (surely FAT ARSE – ed) was appealing to a uniquely American clientele with her prices and spelling.

Spotter: Amanda Marcotte, Flashbak

 

Posted: 15th, November 2014 | In: NSFW, The Consumer | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Medics Film And Mock Man In Hospital With Girlfriend’s Strap-On Stuck Inside His Bottom

IS Nothing Safe? In Greece a man has become impaled on his girlfriend’s strap-on phallus.

The caring medics retrieved the large rubber knob, but not before they filmed the operation and laughed loud and heartily at the poor sod.

 

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If this was a woman, whose boyfriend had turned her into a kebab, would it be as funny?

 

Posted: 6th, November 2014 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Nothing Safe: Man Makes Out With A Tree Every Morning

Got wood?

Got wood?

IS Nothing Safe – a look at humans shagging all manner of things?

One Live Leaker spant part of their day filming a man schtupping a tree. Surel the tree only wants hugs. But where there’s nook, there’s a man.

He does that every morning [morning wood?] when he wakes up from bed. He also says that a tree doesn’t reject anything, he has full control over it. Just he says that if it was possible he’d take it back home lol.

He can. But then the tree would be dead, and shagging a dead tree is worse (is it?) than molesting a live one.

And, hey, let’s not judge. If a squirrel can stow his nuts in a tree, then so can a man.

H/T Daily Star

Posted: 5th, November 2014 | In: NSFW | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What I Learned Working In A Sex Shop

Soho, London - 2011

Soho, London – 2011

I once worked as a ‘marketeer’ in brothels (placing cards in phone boxes, mostly). They were flats in London’s West End, rented out for the day by owner’s who’d gone to work. The prostitutes were bright and making a choice. They had not been trafficked and were, as such, the victims of repeated rapes.

They offered me ‘freebies’ instead of cash. No thanks. I wanted the money.

None of the women were on hard drugs. But what I noticed – what any one would notice – was that Class A drugs and other criminality followed them. These women were forced into a world of crime.

That prostitution is illegal is iliberal. Shouldn’t consenting adults be allowed to buy and sell their own bodies? Plans are afoot to make the buying of sex but not the selling a crime. You might not like prostitution, but it exists. Turning consenting adults into criminals is unhelpful.

Laws that should apply to commercial sex are those that apply to non-commercial sex: consent, age, rights.

That preamble leads us to Russell Dean Stone, who shares the “enduring truths” he’s learned about working in a sex shop:

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Posted: 2nd, November 2014 | In: Money, NSFW | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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