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Police Investigating Loud Screams Find Man Watching Porn Movie

TO Barcelona, Spain, where police have been called to investigate screams heard coming from a flat.

But everything is ok. The man is just watching a porn film and what with his bad ears (surely failing eyesight and hairy palms – ed) , he’s got the volume turned up to ’11’.

 


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Posted: 13th, September 2014 | In: NSFW | Comment


Grapefruiting: Auntie Angel’s Oral Sex Trick That Makes Your Eyes Sting

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AUNTIE Angel wants you to get your man “grapefruited”. Auntie Angel is an oral sex-ologist. She is not sponsored the Grapefruit Growers Society of America (at least not officially).

Like most of you students at her University of Blow, we thought grapefruiting would involve getting your eyes stung with juice.  But you’d be wrong. Auntie Angel’s tutorial teaches us that “grapefruiting” is about your man not squealing in agony but feeling good.

It is NSFW, naturally:

Posted: 13th, August 2014 | In: NSFW | Comment