The Subvivor: Be Prepared For The War On Terror
YOU sense danger. That swarthy man the Tube is carrying an accordion. Another is sporting small bag with a big yellow ‘M’ on the front. It smells foul. A woman keeps staring at her shoes, like a cross-dressing Richard Reid.
Panic? No. Prepare: The Subvivor kits will enable you to live when death stalks your carriage.
Whether it is a train fire, a highrise building fire or worse. People should have more protection than a necktie, their shirt or paper towel to cover their mouth, nose and eyes.
As you know an emergency can happen at anytime and in anyplace, leaving one vulnerable. Don’t be a sitting duck.
The Subivor® Subway Emergency Kit can aid you in seeing and breathing while exiting . This all-in-one compact, portable and easy to use subway emergency kit contains some items never seen before in a kit.
The kit contains:
1 SURVIVAL MASK - a one piece, full-face, ecsape/evacuation, anti-fog, disposable mask which protects against:
• Toxic Smoke
• Concrete Dust
• Radio Active Dirty Bomb
• Influenza
• Anthrax/Dry Spores
• Small Pox1 3 1/2 inch Flashlight – To help you navigate your way in the dark
1 7 inch Orange Pry bar – To knock a window out of it’s setting or to shatter it
1 Silver tone Metal Whistle – To assist you in calling for help if you are trapped
1 Orange Moist Towelette Pouch – To remove dirt or debris from your hands and face without water
1 Compact Bag – A 3 1/2 inch x 6 inch black bag with a reflector tape strap to aid in rescue operationsThe survival mask comes in both adult and child sizes 2-12. It fits into almost anything, including pocketbooks, a suit jacket, a briefcase or a child’s backpack.
Avaliable in: Orange, Green, Pink or Yellow.
To be on the safe side, bets wear the mask at all times…
May 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Gosh!
I’m particularly impressed with the Moist Towelette Pouch but the absence of a mirror to check my makeup does take away a few marks.
Would I buy it in preference to a solar-powered beach bag?
Probably not, but a commendable effort overall…
May 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Simple, just carry a big gun, and be VERY proficient at using it to take out any target before it can act!
JJ
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May 20th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
On the whole, big guns aren’t much help when it comes to towering infernos, or, indeed, subterranean infernos.
Granted, the moist towellette wouldn’t make much of an impression either, but at least you would be able to greet St Peter looking reasonably respectable…