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14th, September Sports 1

Cycling Team Regrets Going For Beige

“OK, last decision. What colour should the middle bit be?" "Oh, I don't know, how about a fleshy beige?" More »

14th, September Arsenal 1

Proof That Match of The Day Favours Boring Arsenal And Hates Exciting Aston Villa

MATCH of the Day is most football fans' first chance to see what their team got up earlier in the day.... More »

14th, September Politicians

Peas In A Pod: Alex Salmond's Nigel Farage Problem

In his book Civilisation and Its Discontents, Freud wrote: “It is clearly not easy for man to give up the satisfaction of this inclination to aggression... More »

14th, September Books

Classic Childhood Books From Yesteryear Get Reworked For Today's Kids

Once upon a time... More »

14th, September News

Rio Ferdinand And Chelsea Captain John Terry Were The Moralising State's Useful 'Idiots'

QUEEN'S Park Rangers defender Rio Ferdinand says Chelsea "Legend" John Terry "is the biggest idiot"... More »

14th, September Strange But True

Man 'Cooked' Ex-Girlfriend's Dog And Fed It To Her

TO California, where Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, of Palo Cedro, is accused of killing this girlfriend's Pomeranian dog, Bear, and feeding it to her... More »

14th, September Strange But True 1

Woman Aimed Loaded Gun At 11-year-old Boy Practising Clarinet

Neighbour Cheryl Ann Pifer, 60, allegedly took up her loaded rifle, took aim at the child and screamed, “Fire in the hole!”... More »

14th, September Manchester City

Transfer Balls: Ronaldo Makes 'SHOCK' Move To Manchester City, Manchester United, Chelsea And PSG

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has an "EXCLUSIVE" about Cristiano Ronaldo leaving Real Madrid for a "shock" return to Manchester United...or Manchester City... More »

14th, September Celebrities

The Best of Nosemouth

Karl Malden is away... More »

13th, September News

Face of the Day: The Margarine Albert Einstein Sculpture

With E Numbers... More »

13th, September The Consumer

Artist Paints Women In The Bliss Of Cosmetic Surgery

ARTIST Jonathan Yeo paints women in the reposeful aspect of cosmetic surgery patients... More »

13th, September Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Blame The Algarve For Your Latest Holiday Read

THE Telegraph has been serialising Looking For Madeleine by Anthony Summers and Robbyn Swan. The book is available to order from Telegraph Books at £16.99 + £1.95 p&p.... More »

13th, September News

The War On ISIS Isn't A War It's An 'Effort' Says Barack 'Adrian Mole' Obama

WHEN is a war not a war? That question to Obama, who calls the assault on ISIS an "effort"... More »

13th, September Celebrities

Cilla Black Sends Ringo Starr Out For A Lump Of Coal

"Who threw the best parties in the 1960s? Obviously me!.." More »

13th, September News

Free Speech: Rotherham Council Worried About UKIP Abusing Your Kids Like Labour

ROTHERHAM Borough Council said in 2012 that two "not indigenous white British" were removed from their foster parents because the adults supported UKIP and the council disapproved of that party's stance on immigration... More »

13th, September News

Manchester Dogs' Home Fire: Teenager Bailed And Misty The Jack Russell Stars

THE 15-year-old boy arrrested in connection with the blaze at Manchester Dogs' Home has been bailed. The fire killed around 60 animals, but 150 dogs were rescued... More »

13th, September Politicians

What Obama Said About Iraq In 2008

IRAQ: "Only by redeploying our troops can we press the Iraqis to reach comprehensive political accommodation and achieve a successful transition to Iraqis’ taking responsibility for the security and stability of their country..." More »

13th, September manchester united

Transfer Balls: Ronaldo Wants Liverpool, Loves Manchester United, Signs For Chelsea And Stays At Real Madrid

More utter balls in the Daily Express... More »

13th, September News 1

Birmingham's Racist Bike Lanes Will Emancipate Women

“The vast majority of cyclists on our roads are young, white men... most elderly people are not going to cycle, and it would be dangerous for them to start on our streets now... women of any ethnic group who wish to wear modest clothing, and I count myself in that category, are not going to cycle. It is a discriminatory form of transport”... More »

13th, September News 1

Guardian Invites Rich Patrons To View It's Loss Making Intern Zoo

BARGAIN alert: For just £60 per month or a mere £540 per year, you can become a Guardian patron. What do you get for your cash?... More »

13th, September manchester united

Manchester United: Juan Sebastián Verón's Advice To Marcos Rojo and Ángel di María

IN the summer of 2001, Manchester United signed Juan Sebastián Verón from Lazio. The fomer Argentina captain has been talking to the Times... More »

13th, September News

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Get Two-For-Cesc Deal In Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper

TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal are linked by Spanish newspaper SPORT to Barcelona's Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper... More »

13th, September NSFW

Police Investigating Loud Screams Find Man Watching Porn Movie

Life mirrors Curb Your Enthusiasm... More »

13th, September News

Gravedigger Poses For Photo With Nephew Of Rotting Corpse He's Dug Up

TO a cemetery in Guardamar del Segura, near Alicante on Spain's Costa Blanca, where the a man's body has been exhumed... More »

13th, September Celebrities

The Chuckle Brothers Tweet From The Dave Lee Travis Courtroom Laugh-In

THE Chuckle Brothers - Barry and Paul Elliott - have been appearing as themselves both inside and outside Southwark Crown Court... More »