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7th, October News

PROOF: 6 Ways Barack Obama Is Using Ebola To Murder Americans, Kill Jesus And Avenge Slaves

YOU know that ebola has been found in the USA? And you know Barack Obama is mixed race? And you know that... 'Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darkness'... More »

7th, October Money

Now We Can Grow A Penis In A Laboratory Too

Next stop: growing them on women... More »

7th, October News

Man Who Killed His Neighours Changed Name But Was Ready To Strike Again

HARRY Street was known as Barry Williams when he killed five people in 1978. He had deveoped an irrational hatred of his neighbours... More »

7th, October Arsenal

Manchester United Balls: 8 More Sweary Extracts From Roy Keane's Autobiography

YOU read the first tirade of extracts from Roy Keane's second autobiography, The Second Half, now read more of the former Manchester United captain's ghost-written barbs... More »

7th, October Celebrities

When Danny Baker's Dad Pinned Harry Enfield To The Wall

DANNY Baker tells Radio Times readers about the time he asked Harry Enfield if he had any new characters. Enfield did. He'd created Frank Doberman... More »

7th, October Madeleine McCann

Brenda Leyland: Cliff Richard, Free Speech And Martin Brunt's Wife

BRENDA Leyland continues to make news. The woman monstered by the media, outed by twitter hunters who allegedly tweeted thousands of often abusive and potentially libellous messages about the parents of missing Madeleine McCann, is dead. This is an at-a-glance round-up of news on her... More »

6th, October In Pictures

Photos of The Day: October 6 2014

Today in 10 photos... More »

6th, October Books

Manchester United Balls: 7 Hateful Extracts From Roy Keane's Autobiography

PIES has some good bits from former Manchester United captain Roy Keane’s second autobiography. Ghost written by Irish novelist Roddy Doyle, The Second Half picks up where his first left off – in that basically it’s a long, extended list of the many, many things and people he hates... More »

6th, October Strange But True

Kangaroos Fight In A Suburban Australian Street

Meanwhile...on Ramsay Street... More »

6th, October Madeleine McCann 2

Brenda Leyland: 4000 Madeleine McCann Tweets And One About Her Own Suspicious Death

A talking point... More »

6th, October The Consumer

Marketing Watch: Spam Brand Is Blocked For Spam

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6th, October News

Batman Is Looking For A Wife (But Only In US States That Will Allow It)

DC Comics, makers of Batman, produces this T-shirt that might be a tad sexist... More »

6th, October Celebrities

Dappy Entertains The Kids At Guildford Crown Court

YOU pick your heroes. Former N-Dubz singer Dappy, real name Costadinos Contostavlos, poses for a photograph with a young boy after his sentencing was deferred at Reading Magistrates' Court... More »

6th, October Strange But True

Faith Healers Cure Pet Hamster's Diarrhea

Robin Cooper (aka Robert Popper) calls a religious TV show to express his thanks to the Lord for the healing of his hamsters... More »

6th, October News

Faces of The Day: John O'Keefe Might Prevents The Alzheimer's Horror

Technology is marvellous... More »

6th, October Sports

Kevin Pietersen Shoots His Mouth Off At Everyone

CRICKET, to the uninitiated, has always seemed perfectly quaint and polite. Of course, cricket fans know that within the sport is some of the most brutal trash-talking, ego maniacs and a lot of heavy drinking... More »

6th, October NSFW

Things That Exist: Scroguard For Your Genital Protection

SCOGUARD will keep your gentils in tip-top shape and that 'SIMON CALLOW' tattoo out of sight. The motto runs... More »

6th, October News

University of Canterbury Students Mock Ebola Victims In Blackface Stunt

ON the plus side, the students at ENSOC, the Engineering Society of the University of Canterbury, are not compliant... More »

6th, October Film

Joe Carnahan Fast Forwards To The Sex Scene: How To Fake A Hollywood Orgasma, A Video Guide

. You will see Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson getting into the loving zoone and then engaging in the full 10 seconds dry-humping coitus... More »

6th, October Sports

Seven Wonders of the World: The World of Sordid Sports Stadia, That Is

THE Golden State Warriors rarely make headlines in the British press. But they have now – and for the all-too-predictable reason that they have piqued the national appetite for toilet humour... More »

6th, October Books

Peter Thiel: Competition Is Bad And America Is Slow

PETER Thiel has written a book, Zero to One: Notes on Startups, or How to Build the Future by Peter Thiel and Blake Masters. Peter Thiel is worth $2.2 billion. He co-founded PayPal... More »

6th, October News

Shrien Dewani Trial Day 1: Leopold Leisser, Gay Sex And Infertility

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6th, October Madeleine McCann 1

Brenda Leyland: She Might Have Been A Tabloid Columnist

THE death of Brenda Leyland is now a matter of education. The BBC consults an expert... More »

6th, October Sports

DHL Promotes Itself On The Back Of Injured Jules Bianchi

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6th, October News

Now Your Money's Even Safer In The Bank

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