

“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out…” More »
Now we get to see Kate McCann weeping on the Oprah Winfrey TV Show - a show which features a box of tissues beneath each audience member’s seat… More »
Ronaldinho and Elano caught showing off their goods on the internet… More »
Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California Pageant, says he helped Miss Prejean get a boob job… More »
By “Dick” we mean: Vulgar, A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible. Rather than “penis”… More »
Jennifer Ellison is the face and balls of Doritos Dodgeball Challenge, a live gaming experience enabling members of the public to fire dodgeballs at “real people”… More »
YOU can get an iPhone Application for anything. So says the advert. So Anorak put it to the test. And we bring you the iSnort Cocaine app… More »
Desirée Rogers, is not only a product of nominative determinalism, but also the White House Social Secretary… More »
Ex-England manager has terrible taste in music… More »
How can only be best-guessed at, but rumours are that she’s discovered the Charlotte’s Web Code and been asking friends if she’d look better with a turned-up nose… More »
“I’m greeted by this futuristic dude with a mohawk - and he’s flaming. I walk in and there was no furniture except a chair…” More »
In June 2008, the Sun led with “We find wanted Nazi at Euro 2008” – news that Milivoj Asner was “welcoming his national side Croatia to his adopted Austrian town”… More »
Dalmatian-collie crossbreed Dixie, from Aberdeen, who ate a Kinder Egg Surprise chocolate with a toy Homer Simpson… More »
Britain’s Got Talent’s DJ Talent, the gold-mawed DJ who led the crowd in the chant: “You say Britain, I say Talent, Britain’s Got Talent, it’s DJ Talent”… More »
CAN-EU-HEAR-ME? It’s the big EU vote and your chance to vote for these babes or these one-Europe Herrenvolk. And – hey, kinder – you need to be hip with the EU ting, boyzzzs, b’coz Lenny Kravitz (American) and The Veronicas (Australian) says so. More »
To mark the two-year anniversay of Madeleine McCann’s disappearance, the media is cranking up its coverage. It’s all about the hunt for Our Maddie, isn’t it?… More »
The Mail cheers readers with news that “Love cheat MPs” are on “’suicide watch’ as expense claims threaten to expose affairs”… More »
Swine Flu is upon us. And with ever panic comes a marketing opportunity. And not just for the WHO, but for mask makers… More »
Swine Flu - Hey, let’s make a song and a dance about it. It’s the Swine Flu Rap…. More »




