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30th, April 2009Madeleine McCann Kidnapped By A “Lucky Guy”
Madeleine McCannNews is that Madeleine McCann’s appearance on the Oprah Winffey Show will be broadcast in the UK… More »
30th, April 2009Pictures Of People Dying In Attempted Murder Of Dutch Queen
Key Postsdutch-queenDEATH as entertainment: update. With Jade Goody’s media death a hit, the Daily Mail wonders if it is death or the celebrity that makes the big story? And gives readers pictures of people being killed in a murderous attempt on the Dutch Queen… More »
30th, April 2009Carrie Prejean Stars In Anti-Gay Marriage Advert: Video
MediaNow Prejean is part of a campaign for the National Organization for Marriage, a group with a name generated by National Socialism and possessed of all the charm of a gulag’s outside privy… More »
30th, April 2009Jade Goody’s Jack Tweed Sees Boy George Naked
CelebritiesSources said Jack TWICE went to the showers only to find 1980s icon Boy George, real name George O’Dowd, already in there wiping himself down… More »
30th, April 2009Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields
Politicians“I would tell members of my family — and I have — I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not…” More »
30th, April 2009Wolfram Alpha Is Bigger Than Google
TechnologyWolfram Alpha is the creation of British-born physicist Dr Stephen Wolfram… More »
30th, April 2009Hunky Italian footballer Oddo foils police blackmail plot
SportsWorld Cup winner stings corrupt olice officers… More »
30th, April 2009Georgia’s Would-Be Governor Says He Won’t Have Sex With A Mule Again
PoliticiansNH: “When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule”… More »
30th, April 2009Usain Bolt walks away from car crash
SportsFastest man in the world escapes injury after crashing his BMW in Jamaica… More »
30th, April 2009Spot the Man Utd fan who’s scared of swine flu
SportsIt’s the fun new game for all the family… More »
30th, April 2009‘Britney Spears’ Arrested
CelebritiesNews via the newswires that: “Two men ordered to stay away from Britney Spears.”How hard it is to stay away from Spears is something Anorak put to the test… More »
30th, April 2009Berlusconi’s Sexiest Harem In Politics: Pictures
Key PostsIn readiness for the Euro electisonzzzzzzzzz, Silvio introduces his bevy of political lovelies who will enliven the contest and encourage one and all to vote now and vote often… More »
30th, April 2009Labour Party Smears Susan Boyle
MediaSion Simon, MP for Birmingham Erdington, notes on his Twitter page about Susan Boyle and Mexican swine flu… More »
30th, April 2009The Amy Winehouse Barbie Doll
MoneyBarbie takes a break from eating - she’s mad for food! - to get some tattoo ink, like Amy Winehouse… More »
30th, April 2009Couple Arrested For Sex On Queen’s Lawn
MediaAfter news that “Royal protection officers “traded porn and fooled about on palace throne”, news that “A randy couple were nicked as they had a steamy sex session — on the Queen’s front lawn”… More »
30th, April 2009Simona Halep: Romanian Tennis Ace’s Picture Gallery
Key PostsIn readiness for Wimbledon Anorak introduces Simon Halep, the 17-year-old Romanian tennis ace who will be the tabloids’ new Anna Phwoar-nikova… More »
30th, April 2009Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Key PostsIt got worse because someone in an organisation that’s specialises in global health care puts the warning up from a 4 to a 5… More »
30th, April 2009Francoise Boufhal: Pictures
SportsFrancoise Boufhal Is The Face Of Rio Ferdinand’s magazine, #5 - Pic tures… More »
29th, April 2009Peta Renames Swine Flu Veal Flu
MediaA member of the World Health Organisation (WHO) has dismissed claims that more than 150 people have died from swine flu… More »
29th, April 2009Pamlea Anderson Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
CelebritiesAnderson is all chicken fillets and offal - and now the face and attachments of she’s the opening attraction at New York City’s new Prime 333 Steakhouse and Sapphire strip club… More »
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