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9th, April 2009Pictures And Video Of G20 Ian Tomlinson Hit From Behind By Policeman
Key PostsHours before Mr Tomlinson died, he was hit. He was hit from behind by a policeman’s baton… More »
8th, April 2009Obama Did Not Bow To Abdullah
PoliticiansObama did not bow to King Abdullah. He contorted. He did not shake hands. He extended… More »
8th, April 2009Man Buys Stolen Car On Craigslist
Strange But TrueWilliam P. Jones III has been arersted by Boynton Beach Police for allegedly selling a stolen car on Craigslist… More »
8th, April 2009New Video Of G20 Ian Tomlinson Being Beaten By Police
MediaHere’s the second video. The police involved have yet o be identified. With all those CCTV camera, why has that proved so difficult?… More »
8th, April 2009Suri Cruise On One Million Dollar Training Programme
CelebritiesEarly days in the education of Suri Cruise, but reports are that she will be able to say “Obey ME” in many languages when Tom’s $1 million investment in her education takes hold… More »
8th, April 2009Fat, Unemployed X Factor Loser Bullied
CelebritiesThe Mail is amazed that 19-year-old girl has not accepted a job from a male stranger who has seen her on the telly. But there is worse… More »
8th, April 2009Danielle Lloyd’s New Tattoo Glows In The Dark
CelebritiesDanielle Lloyd has a new tattoo. It says - Quis attero mihi tantum planto mihi validus More »
8th, April 2009Catlin Arctic Survey Researchers Contract Urban Hypothermia
MediaThe Catlin Arctic Survey Team have now been working in temperatures of below -40 degrees centigrade for more than 30 days. When the three leave messages on the TVM their voices often sound slurred and they occasionally muddle their words… More »
8th, April 2009Babywear mocks Cristiano Ronaldo
SportsPortuguese diver’s masculinity called into question… More »
8th, April 2009Tesco Sets Up Anti-Israel Call Centre
MoneyCallers selecting the general information option on its customer helpline hear the recorded message: “If you are ringing regarding Israeli goods, please press one”… More »
8th, April 2009Grafite Goal For Wolfsburg Is Goal Of The Season
SportsGrafite Goal For Wolfsburg Is Goal Of The Season… More »
8th, April 2009New sport videogame lets you use steroids
SportsControversial baseball game allows players to juice up on ‘roids… More »
8th, April 2009Google Drowns Downtown Miami
MediaGoogle can see into the future when the icebergs have melted and Miami is a water park… More »
8th, April 2009Police Link Obama To 321 Crimes
PoliticiansBarack Obama and Gordon Brown walk into 10 Downing Street, where the US leader shakes the policeman’s hand, but Mr Brown declines the offer… More »
8th, April 2009Jacqui Smith Embraces Feminist Porn
PoliticiansSmith says she is being picked on not because she is a useless former pot-head who wants the taxpayer to pay for her home porn and bath plugs, but because she is woman… More »
8th, April 2009Harry Potter Actor Arrested For Drugs
CelebritiesHarry Potter actor Jamie Waylett, aka Hogwarts pupil Vincent Crabbe, has been arrested after police allegedly found cannabis worth £2,000 in his bedroom… More »
8th, April 2009Seeking Men On Octomum’s TV Dating Show
CelebritiesWanna data a mum of 14? Whoah! One at a time. Ok - forget it. There’s room for everyone in Octomum’s clown car gang bang… More »
8th, April 2009Madeleine McCann Is Not In Portugal
Madeleine McCannANGRY locals barracked Gerry McCann as he filmed a reconstruction in the resort where daughter Maddeleine vanished. One sacked worker raged at Gerry… More »
8th, April 2009Laughing German Raises Police Alarm
Strange But TrueLaughing German triggers emergency rescue… More »
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