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18th, December 2008
Nicole Kidman Play Didgeridoo In London Schools
CelebritiesKidman blows like a contraceptive device More »
18th, December 2008NASA’S Orbiting Carbon Observatory Takes On The BBC
MediaSpotting the breathers from space More »
18th, December 2008Jeremy Piven Launches Career As A French Themometer
CelebritiesWhen actors get too up themselves More »
18th, December 2008Woah, Mike Tyson got fat…
SportsLooks like Iron Mike did eat someone’s babies More »
18th, December 2008Ksenia Sukhinova Continues To Flag For Serbia
CelebritiesSticking it to Serbia’s old boilers More »
18th, December 2008Richard Hammond Is Roy Castle’s Son?
CelebritiesYou’ve broken the record, now break the habit More »
18th, December 2008Lily Allen Watch: Donna Air And Wii
CelebritiesDonna Air’s big secret from under Lily’s hat More »
18th, December 2008Baby Porn: After Baby P, Baby A, Baby M And Baby T
MediaDaily Mail’s new Mourn Porn supplement More »
18th, December 2008Michael Jackson And Uri Geller: The Top Ten Subliminal Messages Ever
CelebritiesJohn Lennon was an overrated twat More »
18th, December 2008Khloe Kardashian Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
CelebritiesPeta’s anti-fur fur wearer More »
18th, December 2008Grab Madoff and Dickshit Do Their Own PR
MediaGrab Madoff and Dickshit the famous global PR and marketing company More »
18th, December 2008Tumour In Baby’s Brain Contained Body Parts And A Foot
Key Posts“It looked like the breach delivery of a baby, coming out of the brain” More »
18th, December 2008Lesbian Asian Drivers For Spear Chucking Black Mums
MediaAsian, lezzie, spear-phobic, Tongan bashing, kid-hating, babie-eatin’, non-bus-drivin’ law breaker More »
18th, December 2008Kevin Rudd Is Home To Spend Christmas With Your Wife
Politicians“I’m going to go home and spend Christmas with my wife and three kids and you’re not” More »
18th, December 2008Sardines Storm Virgin Trains
MoneyThere is a danger that the doyens at Virgin may construe TrainSardine as a fan club More »
18th, December 2008Snooker just got interesting (with video evidence)
SportsSnooker has been dogged by rumours of match-fixing since it existed as a sport More »
18th, December 2008England win Blind Ashes, Aussies whinge
SportsAnorak needs no excuse to write about Aussie sportsmen whingeing in defeat - there isn’t a more satisfying sound More »
18th, December 2008Camilla Mounts Olympia
Caption CompetitionCamilla mingles with her people More »
18th, December 2008Bad Science And Sample Bitter Pills
MediaAC/DC should play Moon River to reduce risk of neck injuries from headbanging More »
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