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29th, April 2009New York Town Changes Name To Brangelina
CelebritiesOn Brad Pitt - “I was looking at him but I don’t really remember it – it was like a dream”… More »
29th, April 2009Swine Flu Sourced In The Industrial Feacal Mire
MediaSwine flu is going to kill us all, but before we go, let’s each of us make a point that supports out vested interest… More »
29th, April 2009Technology Saves New York From Obama’s Carbon Footprint
Photojournalismbama should know that photoshop could have prevented the Air Force One photo-op scare… More »
29th, April 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Six Toes: Pictures
CelebritiesJennifer Lover Hewitt has six toes on her right foot… More »
29th, April 2009Kerry Katona Teaches Aliens About Coke
CelebritiesOK! magazine is looking for a new blonde to fill its pages with scenes from her life in the Argos jewellery display case… More »
29th, April 2009OK!: Patsy Kensit’s Marathon Wedding
Celebrities“May your lives be like the misty rain gently coming in and the flooding river…” More »
29th, April 2009London Mayor’s Muslim Cleric Says Hitler Put Jews In Their Place
PoliticiansHitler was sent by God to kill the Jews - who made it all up, anyway… More »
29th, April 2009Exclusive: Gordon Brown Makes Moves To Resign
Key PostsGordon leaves the chamber early… More »
29th, April 2009Nick Cohen On the Downing Street Spin Machine
PoliticiansI was waiting with a crowd of guests at the Pillars of Hercules pub in Soho for the start of a party being thrown by Kevin Maguire, the Mirror’s amiable political editor… More »
29th, April 2009Man Banned From Touching Men’s Muscles
Strange But TrueAkinwale Arobieke, of Toxteth, Liverpool - known locally as “Purple Aki” – has, allegedly, broken a court ruling preventing him from approaching men and touching their muscles… More »
29th, April 2009Katie Holmes Kisses Susan Boyle
CelebritiesSusan Boyle is this year’s must-have celebrity accessory as Katie Holmes says she loves La Boyle… More »
29th, April 2009F1 FAIL! McLaren given suspended ban, Lewis Hamilton free to race
SportsWorld champion’s team receives major slap on the wrist for misleading race officials… More »
29th, April 2009Woman Cuts Of Penis Of Man Accused Of Raping Her Daughter
Strange But TrueBrazil: Isaias Saturnino was sleeping at home when Maria da Silva used a kitchen knife to cut off his penis… More »
29th, April 2009Video: Stephen Hendry knocks in 147 maximum break at The Crucible
SportsPot the red and cue back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black… Pizza-faced cue wizard wins £150,000 at snooker World Championship More »
29th, April 2009Pakistan’s Fetish Sex Factory: Videosex bondage
MediaIn Pakistan no-one can hear you scream - well, unless you’re doing quaility control at the Karachi Fetish and bondage sex factory… More »
29th, April 2009Video Of Susan Boyle Singing In Gay Stage Show
CelebritiesShe was reduced to crouching on the floor as she sang I Don’t Know How To Love Him from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar… More »
29th, April 2009Swine Flu And Politics
Money“Four in ten of British population could catch deadly swine flu, say experts”. My heart leapt. It pounded with excitement and It soared. I was truly gladdened by the news… More »
29th, April 2009Susan Boyle’s Rock Star Makeover
CelebritiesSusan Boyle’s Rock Band update. Unless you’ve been living under a rock… More »
29th, April 2009Susan Boyle: Simple Susie’s New Teeth
CelebritiesSUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Britian’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle becomes Catherine Zeta Jones and wins a Catholic medal… More »
29th, April 2009Swine Flu Outbreak In London
Key PostsSWINE Flu is upon us and the papers and London-based broadcast media are embracing it like risen again Jade Goody. This is the big scare story the media can really sink its teeth into… More »
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