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    West Ham are promoted – Welcome back the two Davids and Emma Benton-Hughes

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    Chelsea Nazis and Bayern Munich – the Jewish club

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    18th, May 2012

    Stars and their vinyl records – photos

    The famous faces posed with their hit parade, and imported records and cemented their credentials as happening cats and kittens…. More »

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  • 18th, May 2012

    The Voice is cursed by Whitney Houston’s melisma

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  • 18th, May 2012

    Now That Bono’s a billionaire from Facebook can he start spending his own money?

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    Warrington victim’s memorial stolen by thieves – other are legally sold off by the state

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