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18th, June 2013
The Daily (Gareth) Bale: the secrets of Spurs’ special partnership with Real Madrid

Anorak’s daily look at the Sours player in the news…. Read More »
Sports
18th, June 2013
Professor of snot: biochemist researchers benefits of eating bogies

“Snot has a sugary taste and that may be a signal to the he body to consume it and derive information for the immune system, ” says Scott Napper, professor of biochemistry at the University of University of Saskatchewan… Read More »
Strange But True
18th, June 2013
10 ways to recycle a penis cake tin

So. You bought a penis cake tin fro a Hen Night and wanted to reuse the pan?… Read More »
The Consumer
18th, June 2013
The Dumbest Beauty Pageant Answers Ever

The question and answer session is the key moment in the beauty pageant, when the hopeful stops shaking her chest and waggling her backside to flex her mind… Read More »
1 Celebrities
18th, June 2013
Miss USA: Miss Utah, Marissa Powell, contemplates gender inequality (video)

“I think we can relate this back to education and how we are continuing to try to strive to…” Read More »
News
18th, June 2013
Experts says 50-1 all humans are dead by 2100

There’s a one in two chance that by 2100 there’ll be no human beings left on this planet…” Read More »
News
18th, June 2013
Beautiful Polish film posters for banned American films

Before the Wall came down and the EU came knocking, Polish film posters for American film were handmade… Read More »
Film
18th, June 2013
After Leveson and hacking the Sun supports Prism and the Big Brother State

What did the Sun have to say about Prism, the pact between technology companies and the US and UK Governments to store data on all internet users?… Read More »
News
17th, June 2013
For sale: This Game of Thrones suit of armour for your guinea pig

This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep you guinea pig protected and secure in all situations… Read More »
Key Posts
17th, June 2013
Nigella Lawson sexism row: Nick Griffin is ‘nowhere near as attractive as he thinks he is’

With the Celebrity Police Force investigating, Charles Saatchi tells one and all that the photos of him apparently holding his wife Nigella Lawson’s throat were part of a “playful’ tiff”… Read More »
Celebrities
17th, June 2013
Derek Acorah cancels gig thanks to “unforeseen circumstances”

Acorah, and his terrifying Hollywood teeth, were due to perform at Carnegie Hall in Dunfermline, Fife, on June 8th… Read More »
Celebrities
Key Posts
17th, June 2013
Ashes to Clashes: the great Aussie-Pom Feuds

When Australian cricketer David Warner took a swing at England’s Joe Root (above) in a Birmingham bar, it was merely the latest in a long line of spats between Ashes rivals over the years… More »
17th, June 2013
The Daily (Gareth) Bale: Spurs star leaves his heart in Paris and creates Arsenal love logo

The Sun leads with new that Gareth Bale is trying to trademark his goal celebration, the one where he dements his fingers into a heart shape… Read More »
Sports
17th, June 2013
‘Thieves’ pose with stolen credit card in these photo booth pictures

Teenagers suspected of using woman’s missing credit card posed with it in photo booth pictures… Read More »
Strange But True
17th, June 2013
German farmers collect straw bales in the style of Wernher von Braun (video)

In this video, we catch up with the descendants of Wernher von Braun (“He aimed at the stars but sometimes he hit London”) now working as rocketeer farmers in the German lands… Read More »
Anorak TV
17th, June 2013
The Squirrel Kings: photos of squirrels fused together by pine tree sap

What happened was that the six squirrels were welded together by the sap of the pine tree they were nesting in… Read More »
Strange But True
17th, June 2013
Daughter decapitated father who raped her – daughter-in-laws chopped off his hands

In Papua New Guinea an 18-year-old decapitated her father. He’d raped her. She chopped his head off with a bush knife… Read More »
News
17th, June 2013
Nigella Lawson choke: celebrity police force probe the ‘Expoder in the bag’ mystery

The Celebrity Police Force has been summoned to hang out with Nigella Lawson and her husband Charles Saatchi… Read More »
Celebrities
16th, June 2013
The PartyFowl Diaper Harness for full-grown pet Ducks, Geese, Chickens, and other Poultry

Finally! Read More »
The Consumer
16th, June 2013
Gareth Bale: ‘stupid’ Spurs star signs for Manchester City

The Daily Bale: Anorak’s look at the Tottenham player in the news… Read More »
Sports
15th, June 2013
Nigella Lawson in alleged fight with husband Charles Saatchi – Sunday People conveys full horror with a pun

The Sunday Mirror tells its readers of an alleged incident outside Scott’s in London’s Mayfair… Read More »
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