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13th, September The Consumer

Artist Paints Women In The Bliss Of Cosmetic Surgery

ARTIST Jonathan Yeo paints women in the reposeful aspect of cosmetic surgery patients... More »

13th, September Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Blame The Algarve For Your Latest Holiday Read

THE Telegraph has been serialising Looking For Madeleine by Anthony Summers and Robbyn Swan. The book is available to order from Telegraph Books at £16.99 + £1.95 p&p.... More »

13th, September News

The War On ISIS Isn't A War It's An 'Effort' Says Barack 'Adrian Mole' Obama

WHEN is a war not a war? That question to Obama, who calls the assault on ISIS an "effort"... More »

13th, September Celebrities

Cilla Black Sends Ringo Starr Out For A Lump Of Coal

"Who threw the best parties in the 1960s? Obviously me!.." More »

13th, September News

Free Speech: Rotherham Council Worried About UKIP Abusing Your Kids Like Labour

ROTHERHAM Borough Council said in 2012 that two "not indigenous white British" were removed from their foster parents because the adults supported UKIP and the council disapproved of that party's stance on immigration... More »

13th, September News

Manchester Dogs' Home Fire: Teenager Bailed And Misty The Jack Russell Stars

THE 15-year-old boy arrrested in connection with the blaze at Manchester Dogs' Home has been bailed. The fire killed around 60 animals, but 150 dogs were rescued... More »

13th, September Politicians

What Obama Said About Iraq In 2008

IRAQ: "Only by redeploying our troops can we press the Iraqis to reach comprehensive political accommodation and achieve a successful transition to Iraqis’ taking responsibility for the security and stability of their country..." More »

13th, September manchester united

Transfer Balls: Ronaldo Wants Liverpool, Loves Manchester United, Signs For Chelsea And Stays At Real Madrid

More utter balls in the Daily Express... More »

13th, September News 1

Birmingham's Racist Bike Lanes Will Emancipate Women

“The vast majority of cyclists on our roads are young, white men... most elderly people are not going to cycle, and it would be dangerous for them to start on our streets now... women of any ethnic group who wish to wear modest clothing, and I count myself in that category, are not going to cycle. It is a discriminatory form of transport”... More »

13th, September News 1

Guardian Invites Rich Patrons To View It's Loss Making Intern Zoo

BARGAIN alert: For just £60 per month or a mere £540 per year, you can become a Guardian patron. What do you get for your cash?... More »

13th, September manchester united

Manchester United: Juan Sebastián Verón's Advice To Marcos Rojo and Ángel di María

IN the summer of 2001, Manchester United signed Juan Sebastián Verón from Lazio. The fomer Argentina captain has been talking to the Times... More »

13th, September News

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Get Two-For-Cesc Deal In Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper

TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal are linked by Spanish newspaper SPORT to Barcelona's Munir El Haddadi and Sergi Samper... More »

13th, September NSFW

Police Investigating Loud Screams Find Man Watching Porn Movie

Life mirrors Curb Your Enthusiasm... More »

13th, September News

Gravedigger Poses For Photo With Nephew Of Rotting Corpse He's Dug Up

TO a cemetery in Guardamar del Segura, near Alicante on Spain's Costa Blanca, where the a man's body has been exhumed... More »

13th, September Celebrities

The Chuckle Brothers Tweet From The Dave Lee Travis Courtroom Laugh-In

THE Chuckle Brothers - Barry and Paul Elliott - have been appearing as themselves both inside and outside Southwark Crown Court... More »

12th, September Celebrities

After 9/11 By Hunter S Thompson

Did he know? More »

12th, September Money

Mulberry Bags: Police Destroy £750,000 worth

Dealers attempted to smuggle more than 1,000 fake designer handbags worth more than £750,000 through Manchester Airport... More »

12th, September Celebrities

Gary Busey Wins Celebrity Big Brother: 'Prophet Or Madman?' Trading Card

“Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives..." More »

12th, September In Pictures 1

Ian Paisley: 6 April 1926 – 12 September 2014 - A Life In Photos

When a firebrand dies... More »

12th, September Chelsea 1

Liverpool 'Trolls' And The Trouble With Fabregas And Torres At Chelsea

THE Daily Mirror's Brian Reade - the man who 'assassinated' an area and its white population in the "White Man's Gulch" of Eltham - is upset at treatment meted out to Chesela's Cesc Fabregas And Liverpool's Fabio Borini:.. More »

12th, September Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: 'Blame' Arsenal And The Pope For Signing Danny Welbeck

The Daily Star is full of balls... More »

12th, September Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Wenger Bought Danny Welbeck From Manchester United By Accident

ARSENAL Balls: Media reporting on Arsene Wenger's attitude to Danny Welbeck is utter drivel... More »

11th, September Music

Remembering Throb: Primal Scream guitarist is gone, but his riffs not forgotten

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11th, September Fashion

Australian Manhood Ditches Boobtubes And Hotpants

Oh, Australia... More »

11th, September The Consumer

The All-Black Burger King Burger Reflects Diners' Dark Moods

Misery on a styrofoam plate... More »