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5th, November Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Yaya Toure Moves To Anfield And Van Persie Is At Real Madrid

DID you find Liverpool's Champions' League match in Real Madrid a tad predictable? Liverpool lost 1-0, which suggests the match was closely fought... More »

5th, November Sports

Manchester United and QPR Sket Balls: Rio Ferdinand is a role model, say FA

Last week, Ferdinand posted a message on Twitter that read: “Is humour even allowed. I’m baffled! Ludicrous – I don’t mean the rapper....” More »

5th, November Celebrities 2

Russell Brand's Revolution Ended With The Blur Cry 'Parklife'

RUSSELL Brand has but one rule in his book Revolution: be entertaining. The reams of bilge and opinion poured over his book is laughable. I never found Brand funny until now... More »

5th, November NSFW

Is Nothing Safe: Man Makes Out With A Tree Every Morning

IS Nothing Safe - a look at humans shagging all manner of things?... More »

5th, November The Consumer

Shit Express: Service Lets You Post Your Enemy A Pile Of Steaming Turds

Return to sender... More »

5th, November News 1

Yehuda Glick: Peace And Loathing On Temple Mount

WHO is Yehuda Glick, the man shot in Israel, allegedly by Mu’taz Hijazi, shot dead by Israeli police?... More »

5th, November Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Danny Welbeck's Goal That Wasn't And A Clueless Referee

Maybe being 'clueless' is contagious? More »

5th, November Global Warming

Australian Green Christine Milne Endorses Coal

Australia needs to choose between coal and death, according to Greens Leader Christine Milne ... “Do you want death or do you want coal?... More »

5th, November Celebrities

Former Chelsea Footballer Frank Leboeuf On Acting And Dining With John Malkovich

THE Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything features a face familiar to fans of Chelsea FC.... More »

5th, November Celebrities 3

Claudia Winkleman: Daughter 'Catches Fire' And UKIP Would See Her Burn

CLAUDIA Winkleman is on the front pages. Her eight-year-old daughter, Matilda, has been taken to hospital on Friday after her Halloween costume caught alight... More »

4th, November Money

Idling: 70% Of Porn Traffic Comes From Office Computers During Work Hours

Slacking off, jacking off and clocking off... More »

4th, November Celebrities

A Tour of Slavoj Žižek’s Home: Searching For Uncle Joe Stalin Amid An Authentic Division

How to react to celebrity academic Slavoj Žižek? You could see him as a wild-eyed visionary and grow infatuated with his powerful-sounding ideas about power, violence, cinema, psychoanalysis, and perversion. Or you could see him as a Pied Piper for delusional graduate students... More »

4th, November manchester united

Manchester United: Now Offering Money to Players To Go Away

BEFORE this season, Manchester United have signed a host of players that haven't exactly lived up to the hype. While Alex Ferguson has signed some incredible players like Cantona, Ronaldo and Denis Irwin, he's also the man who threw money at David Bellion, Bebe, Eric Djemba-Djemba, Jordi Cruyff, Karel Poborsky, William Prunier and Kléberson. More »

4th, November Liverpool 4

Liverpool Balls: Brendan Rodgers And The Laughable Anfield Transfer Policy

LIVERPOOL Balls: Can Brendan Rodgers be absolved of blame for signing that haven't been top-notch?... More »

4th, November Books

Serious Writers Reveal Their Lowlife Reading Habits

I discovered, as I talked to lots of writers, that the vocabulary of the lowbrow almost universally reflects a kind of throwaway culture: garbage, disposable, trash... More »

4th, November News

Pianist Uses EU 'Right To Be Forgotten' Rules To Censor Bad Reviews

WHEN did the internet become all about promoting censorship?... More »

4th, November News

Harvard University Teaches Students How To Have Anal Sex

Harvard University’s annual Sex Week observance, which launched Sunday, includes a workshop called “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101″ that aims to teach the Ivy League students how to have anal sex... More »

4th, November Politicians 1

Obama's Middle East Policy: Susan Rice Mocks Israeli Ambassador

HOW'S Obama's foreing policy on the Middle East going?... More »

4th, November Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Alexis Sanchez Would Only Pick Liverpool Over Arsenal If They Moved To London

LIVERPOOL Balls. The Daily Express says the Reds offered Barcelona £3million more than Arsenal for Alexis Sanchez... More »

4th, November News

Rurik Jutting: 'Four Floors Of Whores', Sonya Milkshake And The Death Wish

RURIK Jutting is accused of murdering two women in Hong Kong. Today's media round-up... More »

4th, November Strange But True 1

Woman Stole Blind Man's Car - But Not His Gun

AMERICA is a great place. In the land of the free a blind man can hold a gun licence... More »

3rd, November Liverpool

Sad Liverpool Fans Will Flay This Banner Over Chelsea Calling For Brendan Rodgers' Head

Pathetic... More »

3rd, November In Pictures

Inspired Uncropped Album Covers Reveal The Full Picture

Outside the frames... More »

3rd, November Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Brendan Rodgers Says Suarez And Sturridge Are 4 Times Better Than Balotelli And Sterling

Brendan Rodgers has a new theory. He explains why Liverpool are struggling this season... More »

3rd, November Strange But True

How To Squeeze A Spot Without Damaging Your Skin

You should not pinch the zit. You should fetch a pin, clean it with booze and skewer the thing.... More »