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8th, June 2009Big Brother Cancels Charity Line
Big BrotherBig Brother is doing so well that Channel 4 says it will no longer donate any money to charity from its Big Brother phone votes… More »
8th, June 2009Roger Federer Signs for Barcelona
SportsAt the French Open, a typical Barca fan showed of his nylon flag and then tried to stick his erect hat on Roger Federer’s head… More »
8th, June 2009Aussie Rules Welcomes First Transsexual Player
SportsWill ‘Power’ is an Aussie Rules fan set to become the Australia’s first transsexual to play competitive football… More »
8th, June 2009Wiping Away The Laughing BNP
PoliticiansRichard North looks past the bombast and the hype surrounding the BNP’s electoral gains and sees that the best way to sideline the BNP is to elect their leader Nick Griffin to a remote political outpost in a foreign field… More »
8th, June 2009Police Beat Up Innocent Ronnie Holloway
MediaIn this video, a white police officer is seen attacking black Ronnie Holloway who has committed the heinous crime of having his jacket unzipped - or BBWHJU (Being Black While Having Jacket Unzipped)… More »
8th, June 2009Michael Jackson Goes Bowling With Obama
CelebritiesGreat news for mums and dads looking for things to occupy young minds this summer holidays - Michael Jackson will rebuild his Neverland ranch in the UK… More »
8th, June 2009David Carradine Killed By Monsters
CelebritiesCarradine is dead – found tethered and hanging in a closet in a Thai hotel – and the media wonders if he died by fair means or foul? More »
8th, June 2009Kirsti Allsop Sticks It Up Channel 4
Celebrities“Just been told I can’t say ‘for god’s sake!’ or ‘Christ almighty’ on TV (& it’s channel 4!!). I am so sick of compliance I could scream! Aah!”… More »
8th, June 2009Al Gore’s Laura Ling And Euna Lee Get 12 Years
Key PostsLaura Ling and Euna Lee, reporters for Al Gore’s TV Current, have been found guilty of illegal entry into north Korea from China and sentenced to 12 years hard labour… More »
8th, June 2009Rock Star Bret Michaels Decapitated 0n Stage
CelebritiesThe Celebrity Cull moves on to the rock group Poison, whose performance with the show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards features lead singer Bret Michaels being near decapitated… More »
8th, June 2009Labour MP Attacked By Roaring Cow In Park
PoliticiansHome Secretary David Blunkett “told how one of the cows ‘let out a roar’ on spotting eight-year-old Sadie”… More »
8th, June 2009Big Brother’s Lisa Wallace’s Porn Past
Big BrotherBig Brother lesbian-in-residence Lisa Wallace used to man the phones on a sex chat line… More »
8th, June 2009David Carradine Naked Photos
CelebritiesNo-one is more outraged and upset then Gawker, which says the “rather disturbing photo definitely shows the actor’s hands tied above his head. There’s something eerily off, here”… More »
7th, June 2009A Day in The Life Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt: Pictures
CelebritiesANGELINA JOLIE and Brad Pitt are famous for harvesting children and being famously photogenic… More »
7th, June 2009Alan Sugar Says ‘Labour Offers No Route Out Of Recession’
PoliticiansSURRR Alan Sugar is soon to be Lord Alan Sugar - Lorrralan. Sugar is Brown’s big pointy finger, pointing the way ahead… More »
7th, June 2009Biased BBC Fails With ‘Lying’ Mandeleson
PoliticiansAppleyard says it’s time to ditch the cosy politcal lobby that means the electorate can be lied to by a poltical leader and a BBC hack does nothing about it - both are paid for by the taxpayer… More »
7th, June 2009Fight Climate Change With Human Methane Harvester
MediaA Personal Methane Collection System will save the planet and turn you into a source of ready and spontaneous heat and light… More »
7th, June 2009Susan Boyle Is A SyCo Sico
CelebritiesBoyle is released from The Priory mental clinic and signs a deal with a record company to promote her new album. The name of that record company is… More »
7th, June 2009Big Brother’s Kris Donnelly Dates Russell Brand’s Rhian Sugden
Big BrotherIt’s Kris Donnelly”, the man with the style of Russell Brand and the hair of Russell Grant… More »
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