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1st, September News 2

Israel Seizes 400 Hectares Of Land No-One Was Using

Reporting on Israel requires a light touch... More »

1st, September Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Manchester City Beat Arsenal To Falcao With Sale Of Negredo To Valencia Agreed

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31st, August manchester united

Transfer Balls: Manchester United Bid for Radamel Falcao To Gee Up Manchester City

More balls... More »

31st, August Manchester City

Transfer Balls: Manchester City Panic Buy Radamel Falcao

TRANSFER Balls looks at the Guardian's headline news: "Manchester City offered Monaco’s Radamel Falcao for £55m"... More »

31st, August Film

Watch Grant Meyers Use Raw Meat And Toilet Plungers To Make Porno Films Sound Effects

Meat to the beat... More »

31st, August News

Ashya King: The Police Make It All About Them

HAVING made criminals of his mother and father and taken the boy on pain of law, the police says they did right Ashya King, the five-year-old with brain cancer.... More »

31st, August Chelsea

Transfer Balls Dead Cert: Radamel Falcao Heads To Manchester City, Chelsea Or Liverpool

TRANSFER Balls - betting special. Every day the betting industy pumps out PR missives that desperate journalists can turn into a story. Let's take a look and see what the trusty bookmakers have been feeding the press about Monaco's Radamel Falcao... More »

31st, August News 2

Watch a Christian Family React Terribly To Their Conservative Son Coming Out As Gay

YOU'RE coming out as gay. So. You film yourself telling your Christian parents. Daniel Pierce is 19. He did just that. His stepmother, father, and grandparents react... More »

31st, August Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Loic Remy Has Left QPR to Join Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal. Now Read On...

What utter balls... More »

31st, August News 1

Police Kidnap 'Our' Ashya King And Lock Up His Parents

THE police kidnapped five-year-old Ashya King, removing him from his parents, now under arrest... More »

30th, August Celebrities

Vidal Sassoon: Before The Scissors London's Top Hairdresser Fought With Knives, Coshes And Knuckledusters

Sassoon recalled England’s hostile political atmosphere earlier this year: “Anti-Semitism was absolutely rife,” he said... More »

30th, August News 3

Ashya King: Police Want The Parents Arrested And The Children In Foster Care

ASHYA King: A look at the missing child in the news media... More »

30th, August manchester united

Lancashire Rejoice: Manchester United And Burnley Share The Glory If Not The Cash

BURNLEY and Manchester United drew 0-0 in the Premier League. The Manchester United team featured £57.9m signing Angle Di Maria... More »

30th, August Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Radamel Falcao Joins Real Madrid After Agreeing Terms With Chelsea And Arsenal

The summer has been full of news that Radamel Falcao is leaving Monaco to play for Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester City, Chelsea, Juventus or Real Madrid. It's not only in the UK that the Press has been full of utter balls... More »

30th, August Arsenal 1

Transfer Balls: Radamel Falcao Choses Manchester City Over Arsenal On Twitter

Yep, Radamel Falcao is heading to Arsenal because he follows Joel Campbell on Twitter. He also follows Arsenal's Anti Cazorla.... More »

30th, August News 7

God Speed Ashya King: The Police And Media Want Us To Grass Up His Family

THE Sun and other media have been tucking into the stgory of Ashya King, the desperately ill five-year-old taken from Southampton General Hosptial by his family and driven to France... More »

30th, August manchester united 1

Manchester United: Louis Van Gaal Becomes A Joke

MANCHESTER United's Louis Van Gaal was once hailed as the team's savious. Now he's the great rebuilder... More »

29th, August Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Mesut Ozil Highlights The Problem Of Being Too Good

"I’m one of the best players in the world in that No 10 position. Fans, coaches, players and everyone knows that my best position is playmaker. It’s different playing on the left..." More »

29th, August TV & Radio

Tiswas Does the Ice-Bucket Challenge

The bucket of water supporters' club... More »

29th, August Strange But True

Brother And Sister Having Sex By Church Plea The Notebook Defence

TO a trailer outside the Countryside Baptist Church, Georgia, USA... More »

29th, August Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Roma Sign Adrien Rabiot From Arsenal

TRANSFER Balls salutes the work of The Metro newspaper for its reporting on Adrien Rabiot, the PSG midfielder... More »

29th, August Money

Disney Princess Says Dads Hit On Pocahontas More Than Mulan Or Silvermist

"I was hit on as Pocahontas more than Mulan or Silvermist... More »

29th, August Sports

England Balls: No, Roy Hodgson Never Did Call Newcastle United's Jack Colback The Ginger Pirlo

The Daily Express tells its readers that Hodgson called Colback The Ginger Pirlo, named in honour of Italy's Andrea Pirlo... More »

29th, August Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Manger Arsene Wenger Explains How The Transfer System Works

Why media scoops are often utter balls... More »

29th, August Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Want Real Madrid's Radamel Falcao And Edinson Cavani Is Dropped

Balls... More »