The Sun is dazed and confused about Boris Johnson’s scooter prang

Does the Sun like Boris Johnson, the charismatic London mayor? Not much… Read More »

Man in barn with balaclava, vet’s glove, broom shaft and solar calulator says he meant no harm

When apprehended by the barn’s owner, he said, “Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags.” Let’s not rush to judgement… Read More »

Woman groped by man fined for slapping him in the face

Is it right that the 23-year-old woman who slapped a man in the face after he goosed her backside has been convicted of assault?… Read More »

Man attacked roommate who drew a dick on his face

Man breaks into grocery story for out-of-hours trolley dash

What no shopping list? Read More »

Jade Lomas-Anderson: The Hag Fold Estate is an intrepid journey into the heart of whiteness

What really killed Jade Lomas-Anderson, 14? She was attacked and mauled to death by four dogs at a friend’s house in Atherton, near Wigan… Read More »

The internet’s big publishers move towards the paywall: Sun and Telegraph follow the Times

All the news that’s fit to pay for… Read More »

Can 3-year-old Lil K. Lewis save Australian cricket? (Video)

That backlift is perfect. Her first shot is a drive through mid-wicket taken from outside the off-stump in the manner of Viv Richards… Read More »

Roofing: taking photographs from the top of tall buildings

A few things make Old Mr Anorak go weak at the knees: Diana Dors, Camilla Parker-Bowles, bad oysters… Read More »

Fiance of My Little Pony character leaves worrying and angry letter

The thing here is that, the man who wrote the letter is going to get all the sneers… Read More »

The actress rests: Tilda Swinton is sleeping at MoMA

Tilda is at the MoMa… Read More »

Vintage erotica: when Spick and Span sex sold central heating in 1960s Britain

It was all about the radiators… Read More »

The Man-Catcher: the car’s ultimate safety device

First hit him and then push him clear of danger… Read More »

Two-headed bull shark fished from Gulf of Mexico

From the Gulf of Mexico a fisherman has pulled up a two-headed bull shark… Read More »

Ed Davey is conniving so-and-so on low carbon energy

So. Here we have Ed Davey, the third runner up in a Wayne Rooney lookalike competition, telling us how all that work they’ve done on renewables is going to save us money… Read More »

The straight rainbow over Paris

The horizontal rainbow… Read More »

Frankfurt Zoo prevents orangutan’s evolving

Sirih, a 20-year-old orangutan, is now under guard. Christine Kurrle, the zoo spokeswoman, explains why… Read More »

Lolipop men banned from high-fiving students

The Melbourne council banned Bayside lollipop man Graham Sanderson, 60, from high-fiving students who successfully cross the road… Read More »

Modern Britain described in 10 photos

If you had to describe the state of Britain today in 10 words, what would you say?… Read More »

Monty Panesar’s Flying Circus, and the other greatest sporting endings

As Monty Panesar dived comically to slide his bat over the popping crease and set up England’s great escape against New Zealand in Auckland, he and his teammates provided a finale worthy of the ten greatest sporting climaxes of all time…. Read More »