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17th, November Money

Money Buys Happiness: Lottery Winners Reveal What Happened Next

WHAT happens after you win millions on the lottery?... More »

17th, November Strange But True

Groom's 15-Year-Old Bride Turns Out To Be A Boy

Balak Ram of Biharipur village, Uttar Pradesh, was a bachelor aged 37 and frequently taunted for it. His family had long been hunting for a bride for him... More »

17th, November News

Life Imitates Seinfeld: Stop Or My Teenaged Daugther Shoots!

eavily armed tactical officers surrounded a 12-unit apartment building in Waterloo, southern Ontario, Canada, on Saturday afternoon, after citizens and police reported gunshots... More »

17th, November Key Posts

Free Speech: The FA Wants Malky Mackay Charged With Thought Crimes

EAT your heart out Ched Evans, writing in the Telegraph Jason Burt turns his gaze on Malky Mackay, the former Cardiff City manger whose offensive private emails became a public stick with which to beat him... More »

17th, November manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Angel Di Maria Dreams Of PSG Who Never Wanted Him

ANGEL DI MARIA has revealed why he joined Manchester United. The massively under-paid player tells one and all why he left Real Madrid for a British record of £59.7million and £280,000-a-week compensation.... More »

17th, November Money

Newspaper Asks Its Journalists To Deliver Door To Door

One of California's largest newspapers has asked reporters and other employees to help deliver papers on Sundays, according to a memo obtained by Reuters, the latest sign of the toll that financial woes are taking on print journalism.... More »

16th, November News

Nick The Whistleblower Shows Us The Murderous Westminster Peadophile Gang We Want To Believe In

Child abuse is an abhorrent crime. But this rush to believe the whistleblower is pandering to the conspiracy theories of a powerful network of paedophiles... More »

16th, November Sports

World Cup Fix: Phaedra Almajid And The Cult Of Conspiracy

IN "Fixer’s World Cup offer to England" the Sunday Times has the latest news from Planet FIFA... More »

16th, November Celebrities

Adele Dodges Bob Geldof And His Live Aid Chuggers: Three Cheers For Adele

THE Sun leads with news of singer Adele and Live Aid 30, the Bob Geldof-driven charity single for Ebola victims... More »

16th, November Key Posts

Jimmy Savile Compensation: Victims Roll Up To The Great Charity Give Away

HOW much does one of Sir Jimmy Savile's victims get? The Sun knows: OUTRAGED victims of Jimmy Savile have been told to expect payouts of just £7,500... More »

16th, November Celebrities

Not News: Paul Gascoigne Wears His 'Beloved Blue Dressing Gown' To Put Out The Rubbish

IN tabloids' glory days, Benjamin Pell would fish through your bins for information. Now the straightened Sun brings news of a famous face putting his bins out for collection... More »

15th, November Newcastle United

Anonymous At Manchester United And Everton David Moyes Is Now On Show

David Moyes has taken the top job at Real Sociedad. The former Manchester United manager might not have a clue what he's let himself in for. Helpfully, former Sociadad manager Chris Coleman has news for the Scot... More »

15th, November News

Lars Klevberg Teaches Media To Treat Everything From the Middle East As A Fake

DO you believe what you see coming from the Middle East? You should doubt it... More »

15th, November News

Police Seek 'Socially Awkward' Asian Male Who Chatted Up Women On Campus

Round up the usual suspects... More »

15th, November News

Women Are Child Abusers: Gwendolynn Lindgren Is Not A Man

IT's not only men who attack children. But if you read the mainstream media, you wouldn't know it.... More »

15th, November NSFW 2

This 1912 Brothel Menu Is For Men With Cash And Goose Quills

Goosing the birds... More »

15th, November The Consumer

Dr Who Specials: The Weeping Angel Christmas Tree Topper And Toilet Aimer

DECORATE your Christmas Tree with a weeping angel, as seen on Dr Who... More »

15th, November Strange But True

Smarties Are A Drug: School Expels Students For Snorting Candy

At least three middle school children in Clovis, New Mexico, are accused of snorting Smarties on campus... More »

15th, November News 1

Septic Willies On Rosetta and Philae : Dr Matt Taylor's Sexist Shirt Sell Out

SO what the European Space Agency landed the Philae spacecraft on that singing comet. It was an awesome thing. Humanity is great. The names Rosetta and Philae are high on the news cycle. Space and the adventures imagained and realised is captivating.... More »

14th, November Strange But True

Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko Sounds Like Inuit Throat Singing: Listen To Rosetta

THE Rosetta spacecraft's Philae lander has picked up sound on Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, upon which it now sits... More »

14th, November Arsenal 1

Play With A Legend: Hire An Arsenal 'Legend' And His Spurs Mates For Your Stag Do, Birthday Or Bar Mitzvah

Former Arsenal 'legend' Perry Groves' idea (in cahoots with his friend Josh Landy) is that for a fee you can Play With A Legend... More »

14th, November News 2

New Feminists Want Your Balls Censored: Shaming Men Into Silence On The Internet

THE web hates men because of feminism. Well, so they say... More »

14th, November Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Chelsea, Manchester City, Liverpool And Arsenal Do The OK Koke For Manchester United Star

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express says "Barcelona ready to beat Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool with a summer bid for Koke"... More »

14th, November News

Operation Fairbank: Murder, Rumour And Burying The Dead In Evil

DO we belive a Westminster paedophile ring operated in the 1960s and 1970s? Do we believe there was murder?.. More »

14th, November Books

The Metro Creates The List That Ends All Lists: It Is That Bad

MODERN journalism is much about lists. You make a list and it is news. Things kicked off in 1977, when millions of people (my father mong them) The Book of Lists... More »