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14th, May 2013
Great car driving music with a film car chase montage (video)

Put this on the CD and try sticking to 30mph… Read More »
Cars
14th, May 2013
As a Syrian rebel is filmed cutting out a soldier’s heart we wonder who the hell the Free Syrian Army are?

Who are Syria’s Freedom fighters? And should we back them? The internet is alive with a video of a Syrian rebel cutting out the heart and liver of a Government soldier. Having removed the organs the rebel looks as if he is about to eat them… Read More »
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14th, May 2013
Stuart Hazell escapes a life sentence for murdering Tia Sharp

He got credit for telling the truth… Read More »
1 News
14th, May 2013
Drunk son passed out on mother breaking her hip and pinning her to floor for hours

You been drinking, son..? Read More »
Strange But True
14th, May 2013
eBay item of the day: the Concorde disaster in pastels

He’s captured the flames well… Read More »
1 The Consumer
14th, May 2013
Peter Andre: My Life – Peter Meets Nick Clegg and Mr Kuntawala

“Impossible. There’ no such word. Because if you break it down what does it mean? ‘I’m possible’. And it’s true. It’s so true.” Read More »
Celebrities
14th, May 2013
Woman asks police to find threesome sex tape her two lovers might have posted on the internet

To Tennessee , where a woman has noticed that the two men she’s having sex with are videotaping the caper… Read More »
News
14th, May 2013
Swaziland bans witches from flying above 150m

“A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the (150m) limit” … Read More »
Strange But True
14th, May 2013
ObamaGate: How Obama became Tricky Dicky Nixon

“What did they know and when did they know it, and what did people in the White House do to cover it up?” Read More »
Key Posts
13th, May 2013
Ahmed Angel might be the world’s greatest male model (epic photos)

He has the look… Read More »
Fashion
13th, May 2013
11 photos that explain Ireland to the world

This is Ireland… Read More »
Key Posts
13th, May 2013
Julian Assange explains why he’s standing for the Australian Senate

“I don’t want to underestimate the difficulties of being in this situation…” Read More »
News
13th, May 2013
Things that existed: the Phone Relief Ultimate Hands-Free Headset

In the early 1990s, the world was in peril. Telephones were falling into pies, to the floor from desks and very possibly being mistaken for carrots. But help was at hand. The Phone Relief Ultimate Hands-Free Headset was here. Read More »
Flashback
13th, May 2013
This 1950s safety manual was called It’s Great to Be Alive! (aka: when bicycles attack!)

In the 1950s, the powers that be created a comic book to tell kids what hideous fates could befall them if they took risks and failed to spot danger signs… Read More »
Flashback
13th, May 2013
A hearty well done to the European Union for boosting unemployment to Sub-Saharan levels

Going a little further, what you want is, when countries do not make up such an optimal currency area, some way of making the necessary adjustments easy… Read More »
3 Money
13th, May 2013
All hail the Chinese penis building! The People’s Daily Newspaper staff work in a giant dick

Make your own ‘wang’ jokes here… Read More »
News
13th, May 2013
So, Melanie Philips and Barbara Hewson: what percent of paedophiles read the Daily Mail?

The Daily Mail’s staff meetings must be wonderful… Read More »
News
Royal Family
13th, May 2013
In photos: Prince Harry meets the cheer leading display team at the US Air Force Academy base in Colorado Springs

Harry wins hearts and minds… More »
13th, May 2013
The silly idea of an international minimum wage

If we actually have an international minimum wage of 50 cents an hour then everyone whose output is worth less than that loses their job… Read More »
Money
13th, May 2013
Stuart Hazell did murder Tia Sharp

He did it. We all knew he did. But now he’s admitted it… Read More »
News
13th, May 2013
How Matt Drudge became a posture

“I needed her touch, her observations and her humanity.”… Read More »
Celebrities
13th, May 2013
The naked photos that got teacher Olivia Sprauer sacked

One only the very young and the very old will be employable as anything other than strippers… Read More »
4 Key Posts
13th, May 2013
Hole to another dimension opens up in Brighton – council ignore warnings

“I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road…” Read More »
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Great car driving music with a film car chase montage (video)

As a Syrian rebel is filmed cutting out a soldier’s heart we wonder who the hell the Free Syrian Army are?

Stuart Hazell escapes a life sentence for murdering Tia Sharp

Drunk son passed out on mother breaking her hip and pinning her to floor for hours

eBay item of the day: the Concorde disaster in pastels

Peter Andre: My Life – Peter Meets Nick Clegg and Mr Kuntawala

Woman asks police to find threesome sex tape her two lovers might have posted on the internet

Swaziland bans witches from flying above 150m

ObamaGate: How Obama became Tricky Dicky Nixon

Ahmed Angel might be the world’s greatest male model (epic photos)

11 photos that explain Ireland to the world

Julian Assange explains why he’s standing for the Australian Senate

Things that existed: the Phone Relief Ultimate Hands-Free Headset

This 1950s safety manual was called It’s Great to Be Alive! (aka: when bicycles attack!)

A hearty well done to the European Union for boosting unemployment to Sub-Saharan levels

All hail the Chinese penis building! The People’s Daily Newspaper staff work in a giant dick

So, Melanie Philips and Barbara Hewson: what percent of paedophiles read the Daily Mail?

In photos: Prince Harry meets the cheer leading display team at the US Air Force Academy base in Colorado Springs

The silly idea of an international minimum wage

Stuart Hazell did murder Tia Sharp

How Matt Drudge became a posture

The naked photos that got teacher Olivia Sprauer sacked

Hole to another dimension opens up in Brighton – council ignore warnings

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