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15th, September News 1

Epic Fail: Salesian College, Farnborough, Offers 'Educational Opportunity's'

Edumacating for life... More »

15th, September Arsenal 1

Arsenal Balls: Mathieu Debuchy Injury Leaves Arsenal With Just 11 Defenders

ARSENAL Balls: Mathieu Debuchy has an injured ankle. How long will he be injured for?... More »

15th, September manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Rio Ferdinand Says Moyes Banned Them From Eating Low-Fat Chips

AS former Manchester Untied defedner Rio Ferdinand returned to Old Trafford with new club QPR - and looked on as the visitors shipped four goals - the Sun picked up the scent of chips. .. More »

15th, September Politicians

Sir Gerald Howath Wants Aldershot Twinned With Joanna Lumley

SIR Gerald Howath, a former defence minister and current Tory MP fo Aldershot, who said Enoch Powell's 1968 ‘rivers of blood’ speech was spot on, has turned his eye to Joanna Lumley, the actress who campaigned for Gurkhas’ rights... More »

15th, September Sports 1

Middlesbrough Manager Aitor Karanka 'Aims To Break In New Boys Gently'

Here's hoping his aim is every bit as good as it used to be... More »

14th, September Key Posts

Angel Delight Watch: Manchester United's Di Maria Is The Taste Of 1970s Puns

Angel Delight Watch: Manchester United's Di Maria Is The Taste Of 1970s... More »

14th, September Books 2

Economist Magazine Adverts Look Like Parodies After It's American Slavery Disaster

FREE Speech looks to the Economist, a magazine read by business suits and people keen to appear smart and knowing. But the Economist is no leader, no thought provoker. It's a publication as uncertain as a worm in flip-flops... More »

14th, September NSFW

Satan Statue With Huge Erection Appears In Vancouver (NSFW)

IS that a living statue in East Vancouver? It's nine-feet tall. And evern the most stoic artist would be hard pressed to keep that raging erection awake for so long. More »

14th, September News

Is Nothing Safe? Canadian Priest Raped Children And A Sled Dog

A defrocked Catholic priest was found guilty Friday of raping dozens of children and a sled dog in the Canadian Arctic.. More »

14th, September Celebrities

Carrie Fisher: How I Became The Star Wars Blob

Despite the fact that I have been employed as an actor, repeatedly and sometimes unfortunately (an occupation where looks can be very much an issue) I remain immune to my physical charms... More »

14th, September Sports 1

Cycling Team Regrets Going For Beige

“OK, last decision. What colour should the middle bit be?" "Oh, I don't know, how about a fleshy beige?" More »

14th, September Arsenal 1

Proof That Match of The Day Favours Boring Arsenal And Hates Exciting Aston Villa

MATCH of the Day is most football fans' first chance to see what their team got up earlier in the day.... More »

14th, September Politicians

Peas In A Pod: Alex Salmond's Nigel Farage Problem

In his book Civilisation and Its Discontents, Freud wrote: “It is clearly not easy for man to give up the satisfaction of this inclination to aggression... More »

14th, September Books

Classic Childhood Books From Yesteryear Get Reworked For Today's Kids

Once upon a time... More »

14th, September News

Rio Ferdinand And Chelsea Captain John Terry Were The Moralising State's Useful 'Idiots'

QUEEN'S Park Rangers defender Rio Ferdinand says Chelsea "Legend" John Terry "is the biggest idiot"... More »

14th, September Strange But True

Man 'Cooked' Ex-Girlfriend's Dog And Fed It To Her

TO California, where Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, of Palo Cedro, is accused of killing this girlfriend's Pomeranian dog, Bear, and feeding it to her... More »

14th, September Strange But True 1

Woman Aimed Loaded Gun At 11-year-old Boy Practising Clarinet

Neighbour Cheryl Ann Pifer, 60, allegedly took up her loaded rifle, took aim at the child and screamed, “Fire in the hole!”... More »

14th, September Manchester City

Transfer Balls: Ronaldo Makes 'SHOCK' Move To Manchester City, Manchester United, Chelsea And PSG

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has an "EXCLUSIVE" about Cristiano Ronaldo leaving Real Madrid for a "shock" return to Manchester United...or Manchester City... More »

14th, September Celebrities

The Best of Nosemouth

Karl Malden is away... More »

13th, September News

Face of the Day: The Margarine Albert Einstein Sculpture

With E Numbers... More »

13th, September The Consumer

Artist Paints Women In The Bliss Of Cosmetic Surgery

ARTIST Jonathan Yeo paints women in the reposeful aspect of cosmetic surgery patients... More »

13th, September Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Blame The Algarve For Your Latest Holiday Read

THE Telegraph has been serialising Looking For Madeleine by Anthony Summers and Robbyn Swan. The book is available to order from Telegraph Books at £16.99 + £1.95 p&p.... More »

13th, September News

The War On ISIS Isn't A War It's An 'Effort' Says Barack 'Adrian Mole' Obama

WHEN is a war not a war? That question to Obama, who calls the assault on ISIS an "effort"... More »

13th, September Celebrities

Cilla Black Sends Ringo Starr Out For A Lump Of Coal

"Who threw the best parties in the 1960s? Obviously me!.." More »

13th, September News

Free Speech: Rotherham Council Worried About UKIP Abusing Your Kids Like Labour

ROTHERHAM Borough Council said in 2012 that two "not indigenous white British" were removed from their foster parents because the adults supported UKIP and the council disapproved of that party's stance on immigration... More »