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6th, April Arsenal

Arsenal balls: Mesut Ozil makes mugs of the experts

Redknapp tells his Daily Mail readers that "Mesut Ozil is an easy target for ex-pros and pundits..." More »

6th, April News

Sabrina Rubin Erdely apologises to everyone except the frat she falsely branded as violent gang rapists

Sabrina Rubin Erdely, notorious author of Rolling Stone magazine about a rape at a University of Virginia fraternity, has issued a statement. You can read it in full below. And when you do, look out for her apologising to the victims... More »

6th, April manchester united

Want to see a video of Mancehster United player Marcos Rojo's one-man sex tape?

PSST! Want to see a video of Manchester United star Marcos Rojo masturbating? No, us neither. But the Times, 34, alleges Rojo, 25, sent Sarah Watson just such a recording, along with "explicit messages" and photos.... More »

6th, April Celebrities

Joey Essex and Amy Childs woo young Thatcherites

The Sun has secured two people to speak up for "hard-working Brits". Miners, carehome workers, northerners and cleaning women were hard to find, so they found the next best workaholics: Joey Essex and Amy Childs off TV's The Only Way Is Essex... More »

6th, April Liverpool 1

Football's morality: Liverpool's Raheem Sterling is a fair-weather friend

Writing in the Times, Rory Smith nails Raheem Sterling's issue with Liverpool... More »

5th, April In Pictures 1

Kosher Crucifix Eggs and other Easter fails

Easter time means chocolate eggs, or Lucifer's testicles, as one Church calls them. You'd best play it safe and get your hands on some crucifix-adorned chocolate Easter eggs - which are kosher... More »

5th, April In Pictures

The Constructed Family: an artist confronts her disturbing past through haunting mannequins

olish-born artist Ursula Sokolowska captures the “helplessness, excommunication, and constant movement” of her childhood in “The Constructed Family”... More »

5th, April The Consumer

You can buy 3D chocolate Easter eggs of your face

ust in time for Easter, Bompas & Parr invites you to explore the possibilities of the world’s first anatomical Easter eggs – in the shape of your own face!... More »

5th, April Celebrities

Passsive-aggressive bragging from Ben Fogle in the Sunday Times

The Sunday Times' "Relative Values" feature focues on famous relations. This week, the paper looks at TV presenter Ben Fogle and his father, Bruce.... More »

5th, April Strange But True

Police arrest Easter Bunny for distributing meth

One more reason to mistrust the Easter Bunny: Police in Tahlequah, Oklahoma, parade one Easter Bunny stuffed with $30,000 worth of meth... More »

5th, April Liverpool

Liverpool: Rodgers defends the 'boy' Sterling by questioning his intellect

Raheem Sterling is all over the Sunday sports sections. The Liverpool tyro - Liverpool's best player in their 4-1 defeat to Arsenal - is going nowhere... More »

4th, April Liverpool

Liverpool balls: Daniel Sturridge follows Arsenal defeat with a call to party

Tactful stuff from Liverpool's well-paid forward... More »

4th, April Celebrities

The Lucille Ball Statue Is Utterly Horrific

Do you love Lucille Ball? If you do, then you can join the Facebook page 'We Love Lucy! Get Rid of this Statue'... More »

4th, April Arsenal

Transfer balls: Raheem Sterling thinks Manchester United and Arsenal are better than Liverpool

Can it be that Raheem Sterling, the Liverpool tyro, would leave the club to play for Manchester United? The Sun says the deal is on.... More »

4th, April Strange But True

Photos: leopard, lemurs, snakes and monkeys found in suitcase at Russian airport  

To Domodedovo Airport near Moscow, Russia, were officials have pulled over a woman returning from Indonesia via Qatar.She has failed to decalre the 55 different breeds of snake, 35 lizards, turtles, six lemurs, two monkeys, two baby crocodiles and a baby leopard. More »

4th, April Celebrities

Texas trooper must undergo counselling after posing for photo with Snoop Dogg

TO TEXAS, where Snoop Dogg is in company of a police officer. Snoop's not under arrest. He's at the South by Southwest festival in Austin to entertain... More »

3rd, April Celebrities

Peter Dinklage the sex symbol: Tyron Lannister is a busty Cosplay star

It takes a lot of strapping to turn Peter Dinklage into Games of Thrones' hero Tyrion Lannister... More »

3rd, April News 1

How anti-Christian bigots made Memories Pizza in Indiana the world's most profitable restaurant

Gastronauts in search of a rare treat should head to Walkerton, Indiana, the world's highest revenue restaurant. In one day, the eatery has earned a whopping $484,600... More »

3rd, April Liverpool

Transfer Balls: underpaid Sterling wants Arsenal or Chelsea move - and so does his agent

Is Raheem Sterling leaving Liverpool? Is he going to play for Arsenal. Is he a greedy sh*t or a footballer who knows his worth? Questions abound on the matter of former QPR player Raheem Sterling. And the tabloids lead with the news... More »

3rd, April News

Germanwings: Daily Mail says Andreas Lubitz was killed by anti-depressants

Andreas Lubitz: a look at the Germanwings co-pilot in today's tabloids... More »

2nd, April Politicians

Ed Miliband's biased knob: papers react to #leadersdebate

SO. Who won the Leaders Debate on ITV? Helping you with the facts are the newspapers... More »

2nd, April marijuana

Sick man jailed for possessing 'medical' marijuana

David Patterson is serving 60 days in prison for marijuana possession A Minnesota jury noted Patterson's seven pounds of marijuana and his intent to distribute it. He's clearly guilty. Only... More »

2nd, April Music

AMY: Watch the trailer for the Amy Winehouse documentary

This trailer features the line: "I don't think I'm going to be at all famous. I don't think I could handle it. I think I would go mad"... More »

2nd, April Key Posts

Brilliant, bright and money-grabbing: Raheem Sterling deserves every penny he can get

Raheem Sterling is not a money-grabber. Well, so says the Times. And 'money grabber' is in inverted commas, the words appearing in a headline comment on the Liverpool player's view of himself as revealed in a BBC interview... More »

2nd, April News

Tabloid Scare Stories: watching TV gives you diabetes

The Daily Express says "Watching TV Gives You Diabetes"... More »