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12th, June 2013
Moonwalking pony in paternity battle

The Shetland pony who became famous in the ad has found himself embroiled in a paternity battle… Read More »
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Flashback
12th, June 2013
In 1989 The Stone Roses Ian Brown and John Squire were interviewed by Music Box – it was brilliantly awful

The interviewer comes across like a therapist or headteacher talking to naughty teenagers. Brown smiles warmly… More »
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12th, June 2013
Tamara Ecclestone marries Jay Rutland at the Cap Ferat campsite

Gild the cobbles and set the sun to 78 degrees over Cap Ferat. Tamara Eccelstone, 28, has found a new way to spunk her dad, billionaire F1 boss Bernie’s piles of cash. She’s getting married… Read More »
Celebrities
12th, June 2013
World’s oldest man dies at 116: Creationists suspect foul play

The world’s oldest man is dead. All hail the world’s oldest man! Read More »
News
Celebrities
12th, June 2013
Pink Flamingo couple wear matching clothes for 35 years (photos)

LOVE is… Donald Featherstone and his wife Nancy have been wearing matching outfits for the past 35 years… More »
12th, June 2013
Male train drivers decide skirts are answer to shorts ban

It is hard to know what to wear when the weather has been as hot as it has been. Going to work in sweltering heat is no fun, especially if you work on a stuffy train… Read More »
News
12th, June 2013
A User’s Guide to Neglectful Parenting – the Shredded Wheat saga

Guy Delisle, a French Canadian, has written A User’s Guide to Neglectful Parenting. In this extract Delisle and his daughter chat about a box of Shredded Wheat… Read More »
Books
12th, June 2013
Nottinghamshire couple upset by uneven grass lengths

Couple return from holiday to find grass by their street cut to different lengths… Read More »
News
12th, June 2013
Spurs: Andre Villas-Boas takes Gareth Bale with him to PSG (say tabloids)

The Sun says that PSG missed out on former Chelsea boss Gus Hiddink so they are now chasing former Chelsea boss Villas-Boas. He would replace former Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti, whose leaving PSG for Real Madrid… Read More »
2 Sports
12th, June 2013
The Choir Boy Grooming Room and gym opens in Scotland

Why did Stephen Wilson name his garage gymnasium at East Calder, West Lothian, the Choir Boy Grooming Room?… Read More »
News
11th, June 2013
Photos: Police smash Soho squat to ruin G8 protests

TODAY, hundreds of Metropolitan Police officers stormed a Soho squat to brak up a planned G8 protest…. Read More »
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11th, June 2013
Robert Lewandowski snubs Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea and Arsenal for Bayern Munich

Transfer season: What news of Robert Lewandowski, the Borussia Dortmund star? Let’s review the past 24 hours so-called news… Read More »
2 Sports
11th, June 2013
Job done: Nick Griffin wants ‘hate preachers’ out of Britain – BNP leader heads to Syria

Nick Griffin, the monocular BNP leader, does read his own placards, and has responded to his own demands…. Read More »
Politicians
Celebrities
11th, June 2013
Richard Blackwood’s talented anus is a meme in 18 pictures

WHAT would you do to get on the magic box? Richard Blackwood is carving out a niche. The Sun profiles the life of Richard Blackwood:

RICHARD BLACKWOOD is getting something shoved up his bum on the telly AGAIN. The star
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11th, June 2013
Photo: June 17, 1986 – Boy George appears in an episode of the A Team

The 1980s were great… Read More »
Flashback
11th, June 2013
OK! sued over photo pretending a ramdon child was Jessica Simpson’s newborn daughter

In OK!’s front-page story from April 16, 2012, Jessica Simpson “opens up about her beautiful girl”. It’s all illustrated by a picture of Simpson snuggling a baby. No. Not hers… Read More »
Celebrities
11th, June 2013
New Apple website fails to work on Macbooks (laughs)

Given the pomposity of its mission statement, we find it rather amusing… Read More »
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11th, June 2013
So is Thames Water tax dodging or not?

There are a few alarm bells ringing about this story… Read More »
Money
11th, June 2013
Dunkin Donuts bigot Taylor Chapman becomes a hero of US lawyers (video)

The woman making this video of herself insulting employees of a Florida Dunkin’ Donuts store might look like a lazy, thick, bigoted, pathetic, delusional, self-important arsehat. But in reality she’s just pushing the envelope of the US legal profession… Read More »
News
11th, June 2013
Real Madrid set about tapping up Spurs star Gareth Bale

Real Madrid start the long process of tapping up a footballer… Read More »
2 Sports
11th, June 2013
Culture Club reunion photos: Boy George, Mikey Craig and Roy Hay hook up (Jon Moss is away)

Boy George, Mikey Craig, and Roy Hay posed for a photo posted on The (Nice Yiddisher) Boy’s Facebook page today… Read More »
Music
11th, June 2013
Robin Thicke thought Spinal Tap was a documentary

Thicke takes ironic sexism to breaking point… Read More »
Celebrities
11th, June 2013
Terrible tributes: The R Kelly Apron

Things that exist…. Read More »
Celebrities
11th, June 2013
Man mistakes dildo for gun

“What happens when you turn on the battery is this extraordinary action – oh my, oh my, oh my. Look at that barrel. It does this weird action as if you’re drunk or something like that”… Read More »
News
11th, June 2013
Smurfing: how the US war on drugs makes criminals of tourists

In Colorado, the final recommendations from the Amendment 64 Implementation Task Force included a proposal, “to limit purchases by state residents to an ounce at a time and to a quarter of an ounce for out-of-state visitors”… Read More »
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