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2nd, October 2014 News

Local News Watch: Big 'Storey' From Southampton

Southampton waits... More »

2nd, October 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Edinson Cavani Joins Arsenal But Wanted Heavenly Manchester United

TRANSFER Balls: The Guardian looks at Arsenal and a top player and wonders aloud: Football transfer rumours: Arsenal to end Edinson Cavani’s PSG hell? More »

2nd, October 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: Manchester City Made John Terry Cry

CHELSEA captain John Terry cries when he doesn't win.... More »

2nd, October 2014 News 1

Student Arrested For Jogging Whilst Over The Drink Drivin Limit

TO Pennsylvania, where James Finan, 21, has been arrested for “jogging without any light”... More »

2nd, October 2014 News

Is Nothing Safe: Men Tried For Sexually Assaulting Dying Man With Hard-Boiled Eggs

IS Nothing Safe? Two men face prison sentences despite being cleared of sexually assaulting a man with hard-boiled eggs... More »

2nd, October 2014 Key Posts

Talking Point: Very Important Fresher Service For Super-Rich Students And Other Bellends

Normally the only sounds disturbing the peace of our university towns come from sound systems and pizza delivery bikes, and the only horseshit is that which emanates from the social science department. That all changed this year, with the expansion in operations at UniVaggage.com... More »

2nd, October 2014 Key Posts

Nothing Changes: The Madeleine McCann Story Has Always Been Hijacked By Media Trolls

MADELEINE McCann is back in the news. Sky News is with "TROLLS" who have abused the missing child's parents online. There is not a shred of proof Kate and Gerry McCann were involved in their daughter's vanishing. But people say nasty things online... More »

1st, October 2014 NSFW

Anal Sex Is The Devil's Doorway, Says Born Again Born Star Joseph Sciambra

THOSE readers wondering about anal sex can study the words of US gay porn star turned ‘ex-gay’ Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra... More »

1st, October 2014 Money

Apple's Fine From The EU Might Be As Much As .....Umm, 200 Million?

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1st, October 2014 Arsenal 1

Transfer Balls: Arsenal 'Sell' Higuain To Liverpool

TRANSFER Balls: a look at rumours and drivel reported as fact by the mainstream media. Today the Mirror wonders if Gonzalo Higuain is heading to Liverpool... More »

1st, October 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: About That Arteta 'Exclusive'

TRANSFER Balls: The Mirror has an Arsenal "EXCLUSIVE"... More »

1st, October 2014 News

Yusra Hussein: Islamic State Paedophiles 'Groom' British Teens

THE papers lead with Yusra Hussein. She's left the UK to join ISIS. Well, so they say. Yusra travelled to Turkey with a 17-year-old. .. More »

1st, October 2014 The Consumer

Focus On The People Who Handle Show Animals

LONDON-based photographer Toby Coulson has trained his eye on animal show judges, who “examine each paw, claw, beak, and ear looking for the animal with the perfect dimensions”... More »

30th, September 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls On Twitter: Filipe Luis Flashes A 'Crows Cum-Shot Agonisingly Across The Face'

Spot the error? More »

30th, September 2014 Politicians

Photoshop Challenge: David Cameron Watches David Cameron Inside His Birmingham Hotel Room

A night in with Dave... More »

30th, September 2014 In Pictures

Photos Of The Day: September 30 2014

Today's best news photos... More »

30th, September 2014 Sports

Virgin Media Fights The Great English Football Swindle

irgin Media has asked broadcast regulator Ofcom to open an investigation into the way that the Premier League sells their TV rights to live football games... More »

30th, September 2014 News

Bradford Muslims Invite Israelis To Perform At Literature Festival

HOW are George Galloway’s moves to make Bradford an ‘Israel free zone’ going? Is Bradford a hotbed of racial intolerance and bigotry? No... More »

30th, September 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Aaron Ramsey Is Out For 2 Games, Four Week, One Month And Til November

Injury balls... More »

30th, September 2014 News 1

Russia Moves Into Hungary As Oban Collapses

Budapest has announced that it will freeze its gas deliveries to Ukraine, as the Hungarian prime minister, Viktor Orban, said his country could not afford to run the risk of losing its own Russian gas supplies... More »

30th, September 2014 Technology

Apple's Watch Could Earn You A £100 Fine

HERE'S a bit of a problem for Apple's new Watch: looking at one while driving could earn you a £100 fine... More »

30th, September 2014 manchester united

Transfer Balls: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks Up His Manchester United Pension

CAN the Daily Express keep the Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester Untied story alive for ages? Yes. It's cooked up a cracking non-story... More »

30th, September 2014 Money

EBay To Sell Off PayPal: No, Not Doing It Because Of Icahn, No Siree!

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30th, September 2014 Money

George Osborne Announces The Google Tax

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30th, September 2014 News

Who Is The Black-Eyed Child Of Cannock Chase?

TO Cannock Chase, where paranormal investigator Lee Brickley is on a case. He's received an email telling of the ghost of a black-eyed child. Lee says the ghoul was first spotted in Staffordshire in the 1980s... More »