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Emergency Cock

IN case of emergency…

emergency-cock1 Emergency Cock

Spotter: Karen Jills

  1. 1 brandon flours Says:

    Damn

    I thought it was a call out service!!

  2. 2 Noseycow Says:

    Brandon

    Don’t M&S deliver? Couldn’t you get one of their regulars to ‘pop’ your order around to you? ;)

  3. 3 brandon flours Says:

    Nosey

    I wish !! I have had to cut back on builders, pigeons, postmen, aussies and delivery men :-(

    I have to be good ;-)

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    Nosey - I thought you would only have been interested if Ronaldo was attached to the other end of it….?

  5. 5 firestar Says:

    i always wondered what the german word for emergency cock was.

    M and A

    Villie?

  6. 6 firestar Says:

    wondered why i always got funny looks when i said ‘nah then’ in germany.
    always thought it was my yorkshire accent.

  7. 7 chenier Says:

    It’s the opening the door manually bit which has got me worried; surely automation is meant to take care of everything…

  8. 8 firestar Says:

    lol
    vee villie vinky

  9. 9 Melanie Says:

    Surprised it is in production already. It is an idea I would sat on for while…

  10. 10 DuncanR Says:

    Melanie

    Agreed!

    This is one that should have been tossed around for a while until a strategy had been devised to maximise market penetration :lol:

  11. 11 Noseycow Says:

    No Duncan this idea should be firmed up as soon as possible while the markets still hot.

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