Manchester United’s Scholes Can Hit A Helmet From 40 Yards
PAUL Scholes is able to land the ball on the “head” of any piss taking Manchester United player. Fact.
Says Alex Ferguson:
“The most amazing thing is Paul Scholes in the morning.”
Paul Scholes morning glory?
“…when a player goes to pee at the side of the training pitch… he fires balls from 40 yards right on the top of their head. He got John O’Shea about two weeks ago.”
What footy fan – or, indeed, man - cannot wince at the thought of a ball slapping onto their exposed “head”.
If Scholes is considering a career after Manchester United, he could do worse that become the Government’s Anti-Urination Tsar, touring the country’s precincts on a Friday night, and knocking balls at anyone urinating where they should not…
Helmet’s on, lads.
Posted: 2nd, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Sports Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 5th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Its not an obscene photo as there is nothing to see. Poor blocke! It could have been worse.
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 am
ew ew eeew!
February 2nd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
If I was any more in touch with my feminine side. I would never get out of bed in a morning
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
…again? didn’t figure you were on the other bus Yampster….?? not that there’s anything wrong with eating ginger nuts, if that’s your preference, of course…..
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I can never eat a ginger nut again