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Stephen Hawking’s Corpus Clock

THIS is Stepehn Hawking’s clock. IT features a giant grasshopper and has 60 slits cut into its face which light up to show the time.

Its creator John Taylor said he “wanted to make timekeeping interesting”.

The clock hangs at Corpus Christi College, Cambridge University…

Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Beware Invisible Cows

INVISIBLE cows, most likely from continental Europe, have invaded… Is global warming to blame?



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Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (7) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Anal Registration For Softball Team

ED Barrett writes that this Christmas we should,stop selling glitter to kids, as it sends out the wrong signal…



Spotter: T.C.

Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comments (11) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


All Change: Cross Dresser Accused Of Flashing Train Drivers

POLICE LOG: Crime in the news…

MARTYN Alan Lamb stands accused of wearing women’s underwear and showing off “parts of his body” to people travelling on rail services near his home during a six-month period last year.

The father-of-three is said to have worn a blonde wig and removed his work clothes – he works as a (ahem) self-employed pest controller – to reveal ladies’ lingerie (suspender belt, stockings and basque) to train drivers.

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Posted: 18th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chinese Chicken-Foot Duck Scared Of Water

FU Haiwen has a duck. Or is it a chicken? Dicken and owner live in Huangjin village, Xicheng town.

“It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river,” says Haiwen.

Haiwen’s duck has chicken feet.

If this Dicken can be persuaded to eat some vine leaves and sleep on a bed of glutionous rice, it might be a walking Dim Sum platter…

Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Why Should John McCain Have All The I’m For Group Stickers(?) For Obama

BELIEVERS for Barack Obama. It’s a sign. It’s message. It’s an omen wrapped up in a message in a bumper sticker…

Why should McCain have all “… for…” stickers?

Which is why Anorak brings you the “Why Should John McCain Have All The I’m For Group Stickers(?) For Obama” focus group.

One-Armed Jewish Black Lesbian Obese Cheerleaders For McCain

Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marking Barry Obama’s Economics Homework

BARACK Obama says the world is in turmoil. He hands in his essay. Now, let’s mark it:

Grade?

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Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Blair’s Weather Machine Creates An Upside Down Rainbow

THE Sky is smiling. The sky is smirking. It’s an upside down rainbow over Cambridge…

EXCEPTIONAL atmospheric conditions created a rare and stunning display in the skies above Cambridge.

At 4.45pm on Sunday, a circumzenithal arc – which looks like a bright, upsidedown rainbow – was visible above the city.

A miracle. A sign. On omen. Or just Tony Blair’s weather machine laughing at Gordon Brown?

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Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Palin: Keep Out Of My Uterus

SARAH Palin is everywhere. But not in my uterus…

From a protest outside Anchorage’s Loussac Library.

Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gentlemen Toilet For Tranavestites And Scotsmen

LADIES. Gentlemen. Scotsmen. Your toilet awaits…

Spotter: Lisa Tarb

Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Meg Ryan

SARAH Palin’s Kill Of The Day. Today Sarah Palin has been killing insomiac orgasm faker Meg Ryan…

Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Is A Half-Breed Muslin

BARACK Obama is a half-breed Muslin.

Says one Andy Lacasse, signwriter and half-breed Muslin sniffer:

“I got nothing good to say about Obama. If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there.”

More naked Muslins after the jump…

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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (15) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Beckinsale Wears Her Vagina As Her Sleeve

KATE Beckinsale tells about her mummified vagina. She then wears her thsi dress:

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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vote Sarah Palin And Your Pet Dies

THE story so far: Bullwinkle J. Moose is dead. He was killed by Sarah Palin, then deep froxen and chopped, sliced and roasted on bed of dried rabbit.

Rocket “Rocky” J. Squirrel lives in Washington. Can he escape.It up to YOU, voters of America.

Vote Palin and Rocky dies. And when he is dead, what then?

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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (7) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Worst Job In The World: I Saw An Elephant Fly

I SAW an elephant fly. Is this the worst job in the world?

 

Spotter: Val

Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rape Victims In Sarah Palin’s America

HERE’s what Sarah Palin’s America looks like for women and rape victims if you negate free and change and only deal in black and white…

Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Handy Russia Sex Tourist Translator

“THEY say that this kind of printed guide to Russia is being handled to every passenger of some flights to Moscow and St. Petersburg that come from USA” – so they say.

Sex tourists take note…

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Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Oragsms Guranteed At Turkey’s New Aquapark

TOUGH times in the travel game.

Package tour operators going bust.

Credit crunch.

But in Turkey, there is fun to be had at the Bodrum Aquapark.

Fun for all the family.

Something for the kids. Something for the mums and dads, grandmas, grandpas….

Posted: 14th, September 2008 | In: Money, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Clinton Is Bathed In Obama’s White Light

ONE of the women in the picture is a tight-lipped Hillary Clinton, the politician who went up against Barack Obama and lost.

One of the women in the picture is a knuckle-cocked Hillary Clinton, the woman who backs Barack Obama to win the presidency.

One of the women is pudgy-faced and careworn. One of the women is changed and bleached in a heavenly white light…

Suggestions please to which is which…

Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mother Steals Daughter’s ID To Be School Cheerleader

WENDY Brown is a cheerleader at Ashwaubenon High School, Green Bay, Wisconsin.

She’s one of the girls, shooting the breeze about which of the hot new act New Kids On The Block she fancies, chillin’ with Vanilla ice and watching Baywatch.

Wendy Brown is 15. She was born 33 years ago. To Wendy Brown it’s always 1990.

Wendy Brown wanted to be a cheerleader, so she enrolled at a school and passed her self off as her 15-year-old daughter.

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Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (11) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hurricane Ike Is A Bear

HURRICANE Ike. The woods are flooded…

Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Bush Is Leaving Now

“IT’S time to go now, George. They’re here, George. George… It’s time…”

Spotter: Bill Jago

Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hulk Hogan’s Daughter And Girlfriend Cloned

HULK Hogan, neon-haired actor-wrestler is dating one Jennifer McDaniel (left/right).

Hulk’s daughter is called Brooke Hogan, that’s her on the (left/right).

Hulk is making Old Mr Anorak feel green, and not with envy.

Here comes the therapist now…

Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Private Eye’s Spoon Lady Found

ME and my spoons.

WHAT is believed to be the largest collection of spoons in the world is owned by Doctor Ella Kyes Dearborn, of Portland, Oregon.

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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The World’s Best Anti-Ageing Cream

TAKE a look at this picture for Dermitage anti-ageing cream.

Before the woman was line free and youthful.

After, she has a face like a camer’s scrotum in a sandstorm.

Tip: Better to use the foreskin than the scrotum, as Oprah Winfrey assures us.

Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Online-PR, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (12) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0