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Sarah Palin Presents The World’s Most Sexist Adverts
SARAH Palin is the victim of misogyny. Now Spazmo Barack Obama’s pitbull in lipstick, the woman who breeds retards - really - presents the most sexist adverts ever:
Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Resigned Over Retarded Sex Tape
WANT to know why Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska, and wants to keep that sex tape quiet? (O0ps!) The US media knows why Palin quit. In telling readers why, the nodding heads explain why - to escape this kind of misogynistic personal abuse:
Increase Retards
In Sarah Palin’s resignation announcement she complained about the treatment of her son Trig who always teaches her life lessons. She said that the “world needs more Trigs, not fewer.” That’s a presidential campaign promise we can all get behind. She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people - Huffington Post, Erik Sean Nelson
Nelson achieves a new low in journalism.
Spread Downs Syndrome
She wants to spread Down syndrome. When, earlier today, Sarah expressed a desire for more “Trigs” in the world, I could not have agreed more, because Down syndrome is just too cute to be reserved for 1 in 800 births - Talking Points Memo.
Wayne Francis mines a new low in the abuse aimed at Palin
She’s Pregnant
In a discussion on CNN earlier today with Candy Crowley, Rick Sanchez says:
There have been a couple other situations that might cause someone to feel a lot of stress. But aside from those, is there anything going on with her that perhaps may lead her to want to make this decision, and the one thing that’s still left out there is, hey, could she be pregnant again - Inquisitr
Blood sports
Sarah Palin abruptly resigned on Friday as governor of Alaska, saying she did not want to waste her time on ”political blood sport” and would hand power to her deputy later this month - FT
President Palin
Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate who electrified her party’s campaign last year, has resigned as Alaska’s governor in a dramatic decision that has fuelled speculation she is positioning herself to run for president – The Guardian
She Breached Ethics
More importantly, there are rumors in Alaska that more Ethics Act charges are in the works and that there is also a more serious Federal investigation focusing on Palin during her tenure as mayor in Wasilla and the building of her home and a sports complex in Wasilla, long speculated to have been linked. It’s the one very touchy subject whenever you bring it up in the MatSu Valley. As someone who is writing a book on Palin, I can attest to the fact that there are always rumors flying about her, not all of them true, but this seems like a real possibility, especially given the timing of her announcement today - Huffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn
Such are the,er, facts.
To Cash In
Palin also has a multi-million dollar book project for Rupert Murdoch that she needs to complete in time for a spring release. That’s some serious cabbage, and there were grumblings in Alaska about the book deal as well. There will be other lucrative, high-visibility media options for her shortly down the road. Don’t be surprised to hear of one of those popping up soon. This frees her up to reach for the gold ring without her minions being able to register any complaints. In that respect, it’s a logical move - Huffington Post, Geoffrey Dunn
A book? Yes, like the one Geffrey Dunn is writing about how much he, er, knows about Sarah Palin.
Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Reverend Jesse Jackson Offers Michael Jackson Fans A Message Of Incoherence
DOES Jessie Jackson think that his surname makes him the other Michael Jackson?
IHTM explains:
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Becomes Adolf Hitler
AS Anorak predicted, you know you’re the President of the United States when you’re compared to Adolf Hitler. It’s a right of office.
A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler.
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Paint on a moustache as Obama turns into Hitler:
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Cheers Zero Percent Growth
GORDON Brown is still sat in the car as it moves in slow motion towards the edge of a cliff. At Prime Ministers Question Time, Brown champions Zero Per Cent growth.
Can someone pelase tell him. It’s painful:
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Russian President Medvedev Models Calvin Klein’s Nigaz Range
RUSSIAN President Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev is modelling for Calvin Klein’s new Nigaz Range.
Medvedev wears a suit that taunts the Ukraine, mocks Georgia and pokes fun at just about any other country that needs Russian oil and gas.
Russia has so much electicity even its suits glow.
Shoes by Klebb Industries.
Chantal Biya Presents The World’s Sexiest Politician’s Secret Picture Gallery
Sexy Politics: The Top Ten Topless Left Wing Politicans
The 50 Sexiest Female Politicians
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Did Gordon Brown Kill Michael Jackson?
GUIDO Fawkes has long looked at Jonah Brown - Gordon Brown’s incubus who straddles a major sporting event or personality – and shags the life out of it. Today, we receive news via Twitter that Gordon Brown had been praising Michael Jackson just before the King of Pop died…
Coincidence?
More theories as to how and why Michael Jackson died can be read here.
Spotter: A Tangled Web, via, Grumpy Old Twat
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
House of Commons Cuts Its Own Throat
EU Ref’s Richard North looks at how the House of Commons is in danger of giving up hard-won freedoms:
It has not gained much traction, but it is still a very serious issue – and so says William Ress-Mogg.
“We should be deeply concerned that panicking MPs are on the verge of throwing away their hard-won freedoms,” he writes, warning that the House of Commons is in danger of cutting its own constitutional throat.
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Boris Johnson, Sarah Palin And Barack Obama Star In Pro-Cannabis Campaign
BORIS Johnson, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, George Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Cameron and Hazel ‘It had no effect on me” Blears star in drugs campaign.
TO prove that taking illegal drugs need be no barrier to a successful carrer in politics, charity Release has launched a deck of playing cards to illustrate it Nice People Take Drugs campaign.
The campaign features such exhibits as Boris Johnson, Sarah Palin, George Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Cameron and Hazel Blears.
Says Sebastian Saville, chief executive of Release:
“We developed the deck of cards specifically to show the hypocrisy of politicians who talk about their sterling efforts in the fight against drugs when so many of them have taken drugs themselves,” Saville said. “The UK public are now well aware that politicians appear to live by their own special rules in many areas – we felt it was time to add drug use to the list.
“Many people, including these politicians, have used drugs and have come to no harm but this is mainly because they were not caught doing it…”
“Their careers did not suffer, yet they continue to support a regime that results in thousands of often less privileged people being condemned to marginalisation, incarceration and permanent disadvantage due to personal drug use.”
Had any of these people been arrested for possession of illegal drugs would they have risen to the top?
How To Be A Gangster, By Jacqui Smith And New Labour
Enjoy the gallery:
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Media Duped By Michael Jackson Tribute Hoax
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson is dead and Gordon Brown - as ever - arrives to say a few words:
“This is very sad news for the millions of Michael Jackson fans in Britain and around the world The Prime Minister’s thoughts are with Michael Jackson’s family at this time.”
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictured: When Neda Soltan Met Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
ANORAK’S man in a hotrod - Iowahawk - brings the world a shocking iamge of when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad met Neda Soltan at the Iranian motor show.
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gov. Mark Sanford Aims To Be President
SUPPORTERS of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford hope that his committment to his loving wife coupled with tales of extra-marital affairs will enhance his chances of becoming US President.
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Caspian Makan On Girlfriend Neda Agha-Soltan’s Murder
NEDA Agha-Soltan’s boyfriend, Caspian Makan, tells BBC Persian TV about her murder:
“She was near the area, a few streets away, from where the main protests were taking place, near the Amir-Abad area. She was with her music teacher, sitting in a car and stuck in traffic.
“She was feeling very tired and very hot. She got out of the car for just for a few minutes.
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
A Pictorial Guide to How Government Works
THIS image illustrates how Big Government works.
Click the image.
The hole can be plugged with more government…
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama’s Secret Picture Gallery 2
AFTER the Barack Obama’s Secret Picture Gallery we bring you the second album. These are pictures from Obama’s White House Flikr stream.
Barack Obama is transparent. He is almost see through. If you hold him up to the light you just see more light.
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Thanks Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
FOLLOWING Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s promise that Britain is the world’s most evil country and the No.1 threat to the Iranian theocracy and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Gordon Brown has been taking the plaudits. He writes:
AS your Supreme Leader, I would like to take this opportunity to say, that it is with very great pleasure, that following a period of readjustment, that I can announce that, yes, we are now on the path to recovery. Britain is once again an international force to be reckoned with and respected and above all feared.
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Twitter Iran: How To Swear In Farsi
BECAUSE Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei is following evil Britons on Twitter - all of you! - Anorak thinks it improtant that you know how to convey your feelings in a recognisable fashion. We bring you the Twitter Guide to Farsi Swearing.
How to Twitter Iran - a guide to swearing in Farsi (NSFW):
Posted: 21st, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Widow Of Barack Obama’s Murder Victim Sues President
IOWAHAWKS look at the fallout to the President’s murdering of one of God’s creatures - Mr. T-Bone Fly - on the telly.
WASHINGTON – The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief — citing pain, suffering and loss of income — seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
“Bob was a wonderful husband and provider,” said the widow, Mrs. Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. “Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots”…
Breaking down, an emotionally distraught Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.
“The President’s treatment of the Fly community has been extremely disappointing,” said Newkirk. “He almost seemed to relish his bloodthirsty attack on Mr. Vvzzvzwwzzz. It’s obvious he’s in the pocket of Big Manure.”
The Barack Obama Statue Tour Photos
Barack Obama Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
Posted: 20th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Statue Tour Photos
PRESIDENT Obama – thy work is done. The craven image - Obamasus - is ready to make the grand tour.
Over 20 feet high and made from 12 tons of concrete and steel, Obama Colossus is the work of David Adickes.
Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
George Galloway Spots Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Invisible Suit
GEORGE Galloway, who works for Iran’s Press TV, where he presents a comedy show, claims that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
“…lives like them, looks like them - he’s never worn a suit since becoming president”
Haaretz has this picture to, er, prove the point. But - hold on - do the jacket and the trousers match? If they don’t match then it’s not a suit - it’s an ensemble.
Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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