David Cameron Immigration Policy For Daleks
DAVID Cameron is addressing the Policy Exchange. And a contest. Can you guess the missing word as uttered by Julie Etchingham, a Sky TV news blonde? (It’s the Telegraph’s front-page news)
Cameron: “Some of the increase in population size results from natural change – birth rates, death rates. Here our policy is obvious…”
a) Extermination
b) Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate
c) Take me, Dave
A Sky News spokesman says: “A comment was made in the studio during David Cameron’s speech that was broadcast in error. The comment was not intended for broadcast. The off-the-cuff remark was regrettable.”
Etchingham is soon to appear on the re-launched News at Ten…
Answer: A
Pic: Beau Bo D’Or
October 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
The Conservatives never really change do they?
Has lovable Dave (my favourite fascist) mentioned anything about hanging and flogging yet?
It’s just a matter of time.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
David Who?
October 30th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Any more of this subtle satire Anorak and I shall have to hop in my Currys Tardis and come and clout you on the nut!
Who says I cant still speak English?
Quite a few people I imagine
October 31st, 2007 at 10:21 am
Looking forward to ITV’s reborn ‘News at Ten’, what with Trev ‘fat white racist bastard’ McDoughnut mugging away on the one side and Julie ‘Exterminator’ Etchasketch on the other. Maybe they’ll throw in a few comedy farts to coincide with any news items they find disturbing.