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John Kerry Blames Tornados on Global Warming

ruby-red-kerry John Kerry Blames Tornados on Global Warming SENATOR John Kerry lost the presidency to George Bush. Now to show everyone he is still politically active, he talks about global warming.

Indeed, just like Al Gore does. Do all of George Bush’s vanquished opponents contract a dose of global warming before they disappear. Kerry clicks his heels (do flip-flops have heels?):

“[I] don’t want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms

“And insurance companies are beginning to look at this issue and understand this is related to the intensity of storms that is related to the warming of the earth. And so it goes to global warming and larger issues that we’re not paying attention to.

The fact is the hurricanes are more intensive, the storms are more intensive and the rainfall is more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed.”

Can Kerry become a world authority on tornados - twisters - spin? Storms have killed at least 50 people throughout the Southeastern United States. Are they linked to global warming?

Do we have anything that can stand up to scientific tests? Not even close, not yet.

Maybe the Canadians will believe Kerry?

3 Responses to “John Kerry Blames Tornados on Global Warming”

  1. 1 the watcher Says:

    good grief

  2. 2 why do you care Says:

    global warming is real whether you want to believe it or not .bam

  3. 3 Steve A Says:

    The only global warming is in John Kerry’s head or ass since he along with the rest have their head up there. Global warming IS NOT real. Oh wait, maybe it is. Maybe it is due to all of the Heinz Ketchup plants consuming so much energy to make Therese and John more money. Perhaps it is due to all of the employees that work at these plants because they need to drive their cars to work. Or could it be from the energy used to heat every one of John Kerry’s homes? Global warming - get real

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