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Vince Cable Walks Into A LibDem Pub Without Nick Clegg’s Cojones

clegg.jpgVINCE Cable, the Lib Dem treasury spokesman, says High Street banks “had become the financial equivalent of a Wetherspoons pub - but with even less of a sense of social responsibility”.

Vince Cable says: “Just as binge drinking has become one of Britain’s main recreational activities, binge lending has now become a mainstay of the economy.”

Drinking can make you impotent. No, not important. He-he. No, drinking can can make LibDembs and their leader Nick Clegg “become separated from their cojones“.

No, not cronies. (Wipes tear from eye). Cojones.

And - he-he- the Liberal Democrats have promised to increase taxes on strong booze in a bid to tackle binge drinking.

Bean counters. All - ho-ho-ho - Mr Bean counters…

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2 Responses to “Vince Cable Walks Into A LibDem Pub Without Nick Clegg’s Cojones”

  1. Cazare Predeal Says:

    All Liberal Democrats are good at is to increase taxes on booze.

  2. André Says:

    I thought it was a bar in Exeter…

    And where is Ed Balls when you need him?

    BRITISH OCCUPATIONAL HYGIENE SOCIETY MEMBERSHIP LIST
    Mr C. O. JONES, B.SC., M.SC. N.C.B. Scientific Dept. (I.O.M. Unit)

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