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The Obama Cult: Your Own Personal Jesus Wept

The Obama Cult: You’re Own Personal Jesus…

“We are the ones we’ve been waiting for,” says Obama.

Obama has joked about his meesianic qualities, as spotted by that political BibleMen’s Vogue:

“When Morgan Freeman comes over to greet Obama, the senator begins bowing down both hands in worship. ‘This guy was president before I was,’ says Obama, referring to Freeman’s turn in Deep Impact and, clearly, getting a little ahead of his own bio. Next, a nod to Bruce Almighty: ‘This guy was God before I was.’”

And behold, Obama met them and greeted them. And they came up and took hold of His feet and worshiped Him.

As Jack Tapper puts it: Obama Wept…

One Response to “The Obama Cult: Your Own Personal Jesus Wept”

  1. 1 Ann Says:

    We cannot nominate a man who has been a 20 year member of an [IMO] anti-semitic, anti-american, racist church. If young people are serious about wanting to end the war in Iraq they will come out in large numbers to vote for Hillary. She’ll get us out of Iraq and she’ll stop the home foreclosures, fight for universal health care and turn around the failing economy.

    BO was a false idol — and now he’s been revealed as the ambitious, angry man that he truly is.

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