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Gary Kasparov’s Flying Penis Video

GARY Kasparov, former professional chesss player, is a leader of the Other Russia movement, a coalition of activists.

He’s speaking at an event in central Moscow, and his speech is interrupted by a phallus-shaped helicopter.

flying-penis-kasparaov Gary Kasparovs Flying Penis Video

Video after the jump…The Moscow Times attributes the caper to “a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists.”

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28 Responses to “Gary Kasparov’s Flying Penis Video”

  1. Bizzle Says:

    Good God, that’s amazing.

    May the Lord bless the Russians, you magnificent bastards.

  2. Jackalope Says:

    wat

  3. 2pot Says:

    the bloke behind the man with the camera looks like a real dickhead.

  4. lyn Says:

    That thing would have done a lot of damage by the looks of it, what with two propellors!!

  5. Evil Pundit Says:

    Points for originality and for actually being funny.

  6. quiller Says:

    I’m reminded of that bawdy joke that ends, “if (bleep) could fly, this place would be an airport.”

    With Kasparov it’s hilarious. Try it with Putin, it’s Siberia.

  7. Carmen Says:

    Another candidate ‘parachuted’ in from head office……

    Kasparov courtesy of Russian lip reader…………….

  8. dairy Says:

    didn’t know the Russians had such a great sense of humour…!!

  9. chenier Says:

    It’s a hard life being a bodyguard in the new Russia.

    Never knowing when you may have to leap into the air to catch a low-flying penis.

    It was a lot easier when all you had to worry about was the Red Army breaking into a dance routine…

  10. The Real Stig Says:

    “With Kasparov it’s hilarious. Try it with Putin, it’s Siberia.”

    It’s very funny from the obvious angle, but it is just another example of Putin’s attitude to any form of opposition.

    The subtext is probably that Kasparov is about to be shafted. Perhaps it is made from explosives and was meant to enter one of Kasparov’s orifices and explode. That would be Putin’s subtle style.

    How long till we are reading of Kasparov’s elimination?

    Yeah, it’s a scream - ha ha.

  11. brandonflours Says:

    Can you buy one on ebay?

  12. firestar Says:

    classy place.
    must be where all the big nobs hang out.

  13. Karpov Says:

    JAQUE MATE!!!

  14. Nomennovum Says:

    I hate jock-ularity like that.

  15. David Says:

    Amazing!
    Where can I get one?

  16. chenier Says:

    With or without the helicopter wings?

  17. MajorSeventh Says:

    Finally, somebody gave a flying f**k!

  18. Nomennovum Says:

    Headline of the day:

    “Flying phallus fazes famed freedom fan.”

  19. Nomennovum Says:

    How about:

    “Diving dildo disrupts dictator disser’s delightful didactics”?

  20. Dogstar2012 Says:

    Or :

    “Kasparov choleric as comedic ‘Cock Copter’ crashes conference”

  21. Benjamin Says:

    Ha! Oh lord, it’s hilarious: political dissent is continually crushed by a totalitarian ex-KGB agent who won’t relinquish the reins of power, and opposition candidates are regularly arrested and suppressed!

    And on the rare occasion that a member of the opposition is allowed to speak, hooligans disrupt it, making adolescent silliness the story, rather than the suppression of civil liberties and of the mechanisms of true democracy throughout the country. Ha ha!

    We need to be talking about the increasingly centralized power of Russian autocracy, not the — uproarious!….? — distractions Putin’s party uses to distract from Russia’s most pressing issues.

  22. dick hertz (from Holden) Says:

    Alternate “Head” lines:

    “Communist dick-tator makes a ‘come’ back”.

    Or

    “Hey, look. It’s Vladimir Putin.”

  23. Unseen Says:

    PHOTOSHOP!

  24. morozco420 Says:

    In Soviet Russia, Penis fly YOU!

  25. jo Says:

    Hilarious :lol: :lol:

  26. chenier Says:

    21
    Benjamin Says:

    May 21st, 2008 at 8:54 am

    ….We need to be talking about the increasingly centralized power of Russian autocracy, not the — uproarious!….? — distractions Putin’s party uses to distract from Russia’s most pressing issues.

    ————————————————–

    Then why aren’t you?

  27. Antagonist Says:

    I can’t imagine how embarrassing it would be to get hit by that thing!

  28. Paddy Irishman Says:

    Thats absolutely hilarious. For the people looking to buy one on ebay you can make them yourself. It would be dead easy to cover a radio controled helicopter with paper mashie

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