Comments on: Gary Kasparov’s Flying Penis Video

By: Paddy Irishman

Paddy Irishman — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:01:50 +0000

Thats absolutely hilarious. For the people looking to buy one on ebay you can make them yourself. It would be dead easy to cover a radio controled helicopter with paper mashie

By: Antagonist

Antagonist — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:07:41 +0000

I can’t imagine how embarrassing it would be to get hit by that thing!

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 22 May 2008 10:28:34 +0000

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Benjamin Says:

May 21st, 2008 at 8:54 am

….We need to be talking about the increasingly centralized power of Russian autocracy, not the — uproarious!….? — distractions Putin’s party uses to distract from Russia’s most pressing issues.

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Then why aren’t you?

By: jo

jo — Thu, 22 May 2008 10:15:31 +0000

Hilarious

By: morozco420

morozco420 — Thu, 22 May 2008 10:03:24 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Penis fly YOU!

By: Unseen

Unseen — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:38:31 +0000

PHOTOSHOP!

By: dick hertz (from Holden)

dick hertz (from Holden) — Wed, 21 May 2008 16:27:11 +0000

Alternate “Head” lines:

“Communist dick-tator makes a ‘come’ back”.

“Hey, look. It’s Vladimir Putin.”

By: Benjamin

Benjamin — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:54:07 +0000

Ha! Oh lord, it’s hilarious: political dissent is continually crushed by a totalitarian ex-KGB agent who won’t relinquish the reins of power, and opposition candidates are regularly arrested and suppressed!

And on the rare occasion that a member of the opposition is allowed to speak, hooligans disrupt it, making adolescent silliness the story, rather than the suppression of civil liberties and of the mechanisms of true democracy throughout the country. Ha ha!

We need to be talking about the increasingly centralized power of Russian autocracy, not the — uproarious!….? — distractions Putin’s party uses to distract from Russia’s most pressing issues.

By: Dogstar2012

Dogstar2012 — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:35:43 +0000

Or :

“Kasparov choleric as comedic ‘Cock Copter’ crashes conference”

By: Nomennovum

Nomennovum — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:33:00 +0000

How about:

“Diving dildo disrupts dictator disser’s delightful didactics”?

By: Nomennovum

Nomennovum — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:22:37 +0000

Headline of the day:

“Flying phallus fazes famed freedom fan.”

By: MajorSeventh

MajorSeventh — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:12:00 +0000

Finally, somebody gave a flying f**k!

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:34:06 +0000

With or without the helicopter wings?

By: David

David — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:29:04 +0000

Amazing!
Where can I get one?

By: Nomennovum

Nomennovum — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:09:59 +0000

I hate jock-ularity like that.

By: Karpov

Karpov — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:20:19 +0000

JAQUE MATE!!!

By: firestar

firestar — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:10:48 +0000

classy place.
must be where all the big nobs hang out.

By: brandonflours

brandonflours — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:42:38 +0000

Can you buy one on ebay?

By: The Real Stig

The Real Stig — Tue, 20 May 2008 09:16:28 +0000

“With Kasparov it’s hilarious. Try it with Putin, it’s Siberia.”

It’s very funny from the obvious angle, but it is just another example of Putin’s attitude to any form of opposition.

The subtext is probably that Kasparov is about to be shafted. Perhaps it is made from explosives and was meant to enter one of Kasparov’s orifices and explode. That would be Putin’s subtle style.

How long till we are reading of Kasparov’s elimination?

Yeah, it’s a scream - ha ha.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 20 May 2008 08:57:14 +0000

It’s a hard life being a bodyguard in the new Russia.

Never knowing when you may have to leap into the air to catch a low-flying penis.

It was a lot easier when all you had to worry about was the Red Army breaking into a dance routine…