Labour Party To Field Terror Victim Against David Davis
DAVID Davis wants to make 42 days a big issue. And one Labour activist wonders:
Maybe instead of Labour fielding a candidate in Haltemprice & Howden we should find a Martin Bell type candidate - preferably a recently retired senior police officer, or a survivor or relative of a victim of a terrorist attack, to run under the following 5 word candidate description: “Independent - for detaining terrorism suspects”.
- Luck Akehurst Location: Labour Party activist since 1988 - firmly on the moderate wing of the party. National Secretary of Labour Students 1995-6.
File under beyond parody
June 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Perhaps Luke Akehurst’s theme music could be Robbie Williams ‘ Let me detain you’?
ADAPTED
Heaven’s gone and hell is here
There’s nothing left for you to fear
Want Ake hurt, Luke vote here
A Kehurst (accursed)
I’m burning an effigy
Of everything the UK used to be
So come on let me detain you
Let me detain you
June 14th, 2008 at 12:57 am
They can detain me if they like - and when no charges are forthcoming apparently I’d get £20000 per day compensation.
I can’t earn that sort of money (well not legally… )
June 14th, 2008 at 6:50 am
The new tory party are shittin bricks, their fuhrer Das Broon kens they will be fucked harder and faster than a mortgage hostage at this by election, there is something just about the former iron chancellor and his stormtroopers being roasted on the spit of a public backlash. An all to rare occurrence in a populace, who have the backbone of a jellyfish.