Mrs Ahmadinejhad’s Love Rivals
AFTER yesterday’s shots of Mrs Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at large, Anorak has obtained evidence of exclusive rumours that the Iranian president has been trawling the web for stand ins and future First Ladies.
Game: Match the name to the picture are win a lifgetime supply of uranium:
Noel Edmonds, Cherie Blair, Anthea Turner, Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Feltz, Queen Noor of Jordan, Victoria Beckham, Darth Vader, Naomi Campbell, Jerry Seinfeld, Girls Aloud, Rowan Williams…
All nuclear bombs are final…
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
‘l’ has pinched my new duster for her head gear, can’t she get her own?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
And our mystery babe….
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:53 pm
is “e” a muslim variant on a thong…?
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 pm
b has to be victoria, what stylish glasses !
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Girl C: Would.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Honestly Petronius! Girl c wouldn’t - as c is Ronaldo, I’d recognise that grin anywhere.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm
that’s interesting, ‘cos I thought “k” was Nereida….
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Ouch Nosey, you cut me deep, and a Man Utd player to boot… and I don’t want to get caught out like that other Ronaldo :ninja:
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
you can’t fool me Anorak……
a. is definately Bernard Bresslaw…
nice try…
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Anorak is turning into pure filth - what’s next Anorak?
Tear shots? Pictures of women with tears running down their nose???
Disgusting!!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am
Sally
No anorak is going to go the whole hogg next with FOOT pictures (including naked toes)
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:04 am
L is far too flamboyant. Little minx will have had a poor upbringing, I shouldn’t wonder don’cha know?
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
L……Looks like she might have lost some hand luggage.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Their not stupid. Think of the money they are saving on sun lotion.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I could be wrong but is…
i. Cherie Blair?….
If it is’nt…then it should be
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think I have finally got the right answer….
Are they all Big Brother 9 contestants?
If theyare’nt…then they should be.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Billy
Nah -all auditioning to be the new ‘face of maybeleine’
July 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Noseycow..did you make that up on your own? You should be in adverteyesing.
July 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Billy
Eye had help
July 5th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Noseycow…hows this for an adverteyesing slogan?
“These muslim models are wearing Maybeleine Mascara…..Put it on and you really won’t see the difference”
July 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Invisable makeup - should’ve gone to specsavers
July 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
or even…
These models are wearing Maybeleine Mascare for Muslims…..
July 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Put it on……its a sin not too.
July 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
a whole new meaning to M&M’s
July 5th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
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Billy Says:
July 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Put it on……its a sin not too.
PMSL
July 5th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Maybeleines new improved acne cover up…
July 5th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
… now no-one will know you have spots..
July 5th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
…or where you have them.
July 5th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
unless you’re girl L
July 5th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
How about Herbal Essence…
Mrs Ahmadinejhad does it between prayers…