Gordon Brown In Iraq: Caption It
GORDON BROWN in Iraq - caption contest:
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GORDON BROWN in Iraq - caption contest:
July 20th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Are you having a laugh? What do you mean have I used one of these things before? The whole cabinet shat themselves when I bought myself one of these - but by God I was in Number 10 by mid-afternoon!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:10 am
I know we can’t get fucking parts! But I know a bloke in Iraq …….
July 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Sponge-bob Squarepants! You bastard. I knew you were hiding in my vest!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:13 am
You would be laughing if you you had your testicles resing on this!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Photographer - Don’t print the one that shows me enjoying myself!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Take me to Iran!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:17 am
But Sarah! This is what God has always wanted me to do!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Keep back! Keep back I tell you. I’ve got The Clan files in my vest! Now fuck off until I know who’s in it!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Just wait till I get that Coco in my sights !
July 20th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Sarah! Now I really feel like a man! So let me have one. I’m only a part-time Presbyterian after all.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:20 am
And now for all you guys out there - I’m gonna sing a little song about being back home and home-made Presbyterian pie like Mama used to make!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I know we can’t get parts but I remember selling some of these to Iraq only a few years ago …. Maybe they haven’t used them all yet.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I have a dream! I have a dream! That nobody should have to suffer from arthritis or multiple sclerosis when we have the weed and the poppy. So take me to those fields soldier!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Macleans new advertising gimmick
July 20th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Hey George! Come and swap places and try this thing!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Ok! I hear what you’re saying officer. But you can’t have the gun - and a decent helicopter. Fuck me - You’ll want new boots and fresh water next!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Sarah! I don’t need full fatigues! The suit will be fine! Yes - I’ve got my fucking vest on. I’m not supposed to be on speaker-phone. Now fuck off and do Presbyterian things will you?
July 20th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Our country needs me!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Doctor Who only had a water pistol!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:47 am
You are telling me lies Commander! Tell me again. How many have I just killed? Sarah will fucking love this! I’ve never even squashed a fucking spider.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:49 am
You are having me on Commander! No way! Not Tony Blair and George Bush? Fuck me! Sarkozy! Sarfuckingkozy! The one whose wife is obviously not Presbyterian! No way will Sarah believe this one!
July 20th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Another British Priminister becomes a Middle East Peace Envoy.
July 20th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Gordon Brown sits cradling his helmet with the satisfied grin of a man who has yet to discover there is no paper.
July 20th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Thank God I never knew who made donations to the Party either!
July 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Now I’ve seen this I wouldn’t mind checking out the new spec on that Nimrod!
July 20th, 2008 at 11:47 am
NuLabour finally finds a solution to the youth knife culture.
July 20th, 2008 at 11:59 am
The kids can come down here and wear real body armour and learn how to strip this powerful machinery. And it gives them a sense of purpose and keeps them off the streets.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Coco - na I was thinking of a much quicker and simpler solution.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Officer Noseycow! Line’em up! Fire!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
&@#% !!!
I give the order to ‘Fire’ around here !!!