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All Aboard Al Gore’s BS1 Green Boat

bio-solar-one-150x150 All Aboard Al Gores BS1 Green BoatAL Gore, leader of the Al Goreans, has a new boat and “even it is green”.

The boat is named Bio-Solar One and has been called the “Toyota Prius of boats”.

It isreportedly so efficient it only needs to be filled up with fuel once a year”.

Great. That’s the way to save the planet. Hats off and thrown in the air for Al.

All aboard BS1. Last call for BS1…

Al Gore’s Pea Green boat: 

I
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
    And sang to a small guitar,
‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
      What a beautiful Pussy you are,
          You are,
          You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

 

II
Pussy said to the Owl, ‘You elegant fowl!
    How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
    But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
    To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
    With a ring at the end of his nose,
          His nose,
          His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

 

III
‘Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
    Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
    By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
    Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
    They danced by the light of the moon,
          The moon,
          The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

 

  1. 1 AgendaWide Says:

    BS1 - Bio-Solar One - yes to Greenguilt free travel and leisure.
    Doesn’t BS stand for British Standard? so is this Britwash ?
    If BS stands for bullshit then hopefully this ain’t Greenwash? perhaps a mistake to paint (wash ) it green?
    Purr, hoot and dance by the lunar light and sail to Bong-tree land, why not it’s better than otherwise?

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    Al Gore is - and I pick my words with care - a bullshitter

  3. 3 Fischback Says:

    SS Gorge…

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