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Barack Obama John McCain Caption Contest

BARACK Obama meets John McCain. Caption it:

obama-mccain Barack Obama John McCain Caption Contest

  1. 1 Saul Says:

    “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, your hands can’t hit what your eyes can’t see! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUMBLE YOUNG MAN RUMBLE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

  2. 2 dairy Says:

    Obama’s got the height advantage and that’s a mean-looking left hook …

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    …sorry - that was more of a comment than a caption (oops)….

  4. 4 yampster Says:

    Pull my finger!

  5. 5 John Blake Says:

    Well, thanks Obama for losing control.Hitting an older man will put me in the White House!

  6. 6 John Blake Says:

    Obama, my boy, my tie and experience are much longer than your left hook.

  7. 7 coco Says:

    Obama! Obama!Obama! Sorry Sonny I am pissing my pants so much I daren’t stand up straight!

  8. 8 coco Says:

    Obama! Obama! Sonny! Forgive me! It’s just that we call you OSAMA at home. It’s only a joke boy. Only a joke!

  9. 9 coco Says:

    I knew it was a wind-up! When they told me I was meeting Osama tonight - I knew they were taking the piss. But this is just too much! You made me smile boy. Made me smile!

  10. 10 coco Says:

    Oh! You’re Obama! Forgive me but you looked just like one of those God-damned preacher-men with your fist punching the air like that.
    Anyway - Good to meet ya Sonny-boy. Good ta meet ya. Where can I take a leak?

  11. 11 coco Says:

    Shall I just pretend to be Granny Clampet while you pretend I’m a possum about to take a blow to the back of the neck? The Press will love this one!

  12. 12 coco Says:

    What boy? Whaddya say boy! You’re gonna come n ask me for a job?

    Like Mrs Clinton did with you? I like your style boy! Like your style!

  13. 13 coco Says:

    Somebody just asked me if you are my rejected love-child! Come to get revenge!

  14. 14 Name Required Says:

    Obama: Try something funny…
    McCain: I’m sorry!!! Daddy!!!

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