One-Armed Jewish Black Lesbian Obese Cheerleaders For McCain
JOHN McCain looks like one man, but he is also many men, to many people.
To the rest of the world, Americans always look, sound and act like Americans, but to Americans they are each of them special, each of them a niche focus group waiting to be marketed.
At the John McCain shop, you can buy merchandise declaring:
Students for McCain
Army Veteran for McCain
Navy Veteran for McCain
Coast Guard Veteran for McCain
Marine Veteran for McCain
Army National Guard Veteran for McCain
Air Force Veteran for McCain
Air National Guard Veteran for McCain
Americans with Disabilities for McCain
Mom for McCain
Bikers for McCain
Arab Americans for McCain
African Americans for McCain
Jewish Americans for McCain
First Responders for McCain (?)
“Select Your State” for McCain
Dad for McCain
Sportsmen for McCain
Future Leaders for McCain
Asian & Pacific Americans for McCain
Business Leaders for McCain
Good stuff. But when you include you also exclude, and Anorak notes the absence of:
Native American Indians for McCain
Displaced Europeans for McCain
Voyeurs for McCain
Communists for McCain
German ex-pats for McCain
Celebrities for McCain
Lesbians for McCain
One-armed lesbians for McCain
One-armed Jewish lesbians for McCain
One-armed black Jewish lesbians for McCain
Hindus for MCain
Latinas for McCain
Fat people for McCain
We could go on. And until Man At McCain introduces a T-shirt for each special needs group in the US, we fear he will never be the man of the people his countrymen demand…
Posted: 12th, August 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I feel a teeshirts for women who take no crap moment coming on:
‘Go home! Earth is Full!’
August 13th, 2008 at 3:58 am
PAM! PAM! PAM! I have never met you before yesterday but please ….. RETURN TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE!
Go Pam! Just like ET - you need to go back. No tears! Just go!
August 13th, 2008 at 3:53 am
No. That’s fucking great Pam!
I feel very much happier knowing that if I have a heart-attack - the Fire Brigade men will turn up with their 100 metre hose and a big duh! duh!
Just what I need in the middle of a heart attack.
And I would be even more made-up if it was the fucking Snow Patrol that turned up if I was having a baby!
PAM! Promise me that my daughter is OK to go to Harvard in September! Promise me! I don’t want you lecturing her. And I mean that very sincerely.
It would be utterly fucking fab if my kid went missing and the Snow Patrol men came and shovelled all the snow up the road and then we had to play ‘hunt the missing three year old’ in a great big fucking pile of snow drifts!
My neighbours would love that in their 300 quid a pair shoes and boots.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:21 am
I’m not sure if you really had a question about First Responders, but, here in the States, that is the title assigned to whichever organization receives and responds first
to emergency/ 911 calls, i.e. firemen, police, EMT’s. For example, in my town, the fire department has been designated as FR, so if you have a heart attack, a fireman will be first on the scene and will administer aid until an ambulance arrives.
Sorry if that’s more than you ever wished to know about the term! : )
August 13th, 2008 at 12:01 am
CO-CAIN
August 12th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I can do everything apart from the cheerleading bit…
August 12th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
COCO AND CO FOR McCAIN!
(A seriously special needs group)