Sarah Palin Sings Jesus Is My Friend
IS that you Sarah Palin on backing vocal for Jesus is My Friend. Let’s hope so. Play…
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September 4th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Hi Bob,
God says that Jesus lived his life in Jerusalem, NOT Coventry or Nazareth.
Jesus was crucified in ROME, NOT Jerusalem.
After the event Christs body was tossed over the Taperian rock in Rome. This is where the Romans disposed of their trash. After their festivals they had a lot of trash to dispose of. Human Sacrifice trash. Now no one saw Jesus walking around in his old dead body. Jesus did not get his old dead body back. God says that, “Your body is trash after you die”.
Before Jesus dies God comes for him and takes him back to his HOUSE. Jesus is ressurected in his fathers House before he dies. You get a new body in Heaven, your old body is trash. Ressurection comes before Death.
God also said that Jesus’ was not Christs real name. God said that his real name is John. Christ last name is Doe. Christs real name is John Doe.
What this means is that the Savior has not come yet. The Jews seem to be closer to the truth than any other religion.
This also means, as you may have suspected is that New Testament was made up my Constantine.
Just because the Bible is not the true word of God does not mean God doesn’t exist. God is very real. More real than you are.
Gods Messanger, Melanie
October 10th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Correction: to the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. It means that Birth is Last and Birth is First, In that order.
It also means that you haven’t been Born yet.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:47 am
In the Spring of 2006 God sent a message. It is about the meaning of First is Last and Last is First. The message is this:
In the morning I go to Heaven. In the afternoon I live my life. In the evening I die, death.
What does this mean? It means that Birth is Last and Last is Birth. God also gives an example so that you can understand this better. Example: Mike Douglas died on his birthday, August 11. (note that Mike Douglas and Michael Douglas are two different people.
September 6th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I knew that Jesus was from Coventry.
All that bullshit they taught us at school about bethlehem.
Everyones knows that bethlehem is a loony bin.
M and A
There’s one in Carmarthenshire, Bethlehem that is ,not Bedlam
September 6th, 2008 at 4:29 am
Who cares if that is SP or not, “JESUS” that is hilarious!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Selector surely… Too Much Pressure
September 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Where is that Hadron Collider…..
September 5th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Jesus does two tone
September 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
gospel meets the specials…………………
September 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I certainly hope that isn’t Sarah Palin, as it would tarnish my genuine, no-word-of-a-lie, thorough enjoyment of this video. The other guitarist should have been lauded for his fine squelched gunning riffs, not bypassed by the abrupt host. He’s obviously dabbled with the Devil’s jukebox before turning to Christian music. Is that Mike McShane posing as a backing singer?
Irregardless. A delight. A triumph. If my heart wasn’t a blackened nugget, I’d be converting myself. A keeper to be sure.
September 5th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Oh Dog!
I’m going out to buy some Laguvulin, and I may be some time…