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The Top Five Sarah Palin Songs

THE Top Five Sarah Palin Songs:

5. The Ballad Of Sarah Palin

No.1 features Sarah Palin on backing vocals…

4. Me And Sarah Palin, by Ellie Maybe:

“She’s got pretty eyes behind those silly glasses/ She kick all your asses.”

3. I Picked A Girl, by Bam Bam KaBoosh (NSFW):

“Most didnt even know her name/ It doesnt matter/ Hates Choice and all those pesky Gays/ umm…Like Hillary But Better/ Has a Vag and Boobs/ Baby we cant lose/ We’re Going all the way.”

2. Sarah Palin Song Moose Shootin’ Blues

1. Jesus Is Sarah Palin’s Friend

14 Responses to “The Top Five Sarah Palin Songs”

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    It’s all too much; one at a time is bad enough, but 5 in a row?

    Prohibited by the Geneva Conventions, without a doubt…

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    5-4-3-2-1- Thunder thighs are go!

  3. 3 ptet Says:

    Wow! I love this post! Thanks for this :)

  4. 4 dada Says:

    You could have considered my song for honorable mention:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uw12Zz4DnM

  5. 5 you guys are idiots Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZIRb53EPI
    This was a lot better and rated higher than some

  6. 6 Ellie Maybe Says:

    *sniff* I am so proud!

    ——
    M&A
    Artemis
    Good!

  7. 7 Jonathan Mann Says:

    I’m a little late but,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzVEAAYTPUw&fmt=18

    ——
    M&A
    Artemis
    But welcome!

  8. 8 ronnierayjenkins Says:

    The Ballad of Caribou Barbie is a pretty darn good tune:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trIpspUILg

  9. 9 tony heywood Says:

    Hi
    Nice article - I am trying to get all the Sarah Palin Songs in one place for everyone to enjoy. I will add in the ones you have here that I haven’t already posted.
    Thanks
    Tony

  10. 10 ronnierayjenkins Says:

    This is the official ballad:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trIpspUILg

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