David Miliband Gordon Brown Caption Contest
HAVING told Vladimir Putin in no uncertain terms that if Russia continued to roll guns and tanks into Georgia he would be very, very displeased, Foreign Secretary David Miliband is keen to show that their is no Cold War between he and Gordon Brown.
As DM says to the PM:
“Until such a time when Gordon Brown, should he, possibly, sort of, feel old and tired and useless, I will continue to honour him as the terrific leader he is, unless, of course, the man no-one ellected to be Prime Minister should see fit to answer the prayers of millions of backbenchers and step down immediately, sort of…
“In the meantime, Mr Brown should not lower himself to sack me, because as a strong man and a man of untold strength and courage he knows better than to listen to idle rumour and unsubstantiated articles in the national press that I Miliband want his inherit his job, his home, his children and his rare fortitude…etc.
Your captions please…
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 am
Milliband: He thinks I’m his bitch, now we all know the truth don’t we children?
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:04 am
“SMILE - we’re on Candid Camera”
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
‘You’ll not be challenging much now I got ‘Q’ to install that remote controlled mousetrap in your underpants will you you little shit!’
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
Miliband - “mummmy mummy I don’t want to stand next to the scary man and have my photo taken, he is frightening me”
Mummy - “just do it miliwilly - trust me, it won’t be long before you are standing in that position”
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 am
No I am not bloody joking. You will still need to know it on Saturday. Now, on three, a one, a two, a three
The people’s flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.
Then raise the scarlet standard high………………
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Brown: “I know you’ve lost the pink hair and the pout, but you’re Pob, aren’t you?”
Milliband: “No, I’m the man who is going to be living in your house soon. Don’t leave any of your dour Scottish crap lying around after you’ve gone.”
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Brown and Miliband……the new Eric Morcambe and Ernie Wise? Well, the crap they come out with is certainly good for a laugh.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am
..bring me sunshine, in your smile….. somehow I don’t think so!!
September 25th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Don’t be silly, people; it’s blindingly obvious:
‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’