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The Top Ten Sarah Palin Porn Film Titles
SITUATIONS vacant: Larry Flynt, pornographer, is looking for Sarah Palin:
Looking for a Sarah Plain look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days”
The Top 10 Sarah Palin Porn Film Titles:
1. Northern XXXposure
2. All The Vice President’s Men
3. Weapons of Ass Destruction
4. Peter North By Northwest
5. The Chest Wing
6. Palinmoans
7. Palin’s Column
8. Foreign Affairs
9. Head Of State
10. Hail To The VILF
Your suggestions, please…
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Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin Comments (69) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 29th, 2008 at 12:14 am
How about Drill, Baby, Drill?
October 15th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Impaleing Paline
October 11th, 2008 at 3:00 am
If they casted a McCain look-a-like… “The Geeze and the Tease”..
October 5th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Hush… Hush, Sweet Sarah
October 5th, 2008 at 6:41 am
the vice who gets him erected
October 5th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Palin confirms that McCain shot down in Vietnam but can`t get it up in America.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Anal with McCain ( Palin accepts deliveries at the back door)
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
“It’s the he-cum-on-me, stupid”
[For Christ's sake stop me!]
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Palin pots the Pink……again and …..again…..
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Also:
Putin It Into The 69th Parallel
Anal? Alaska. (subtitled ‘The SouthBest Passage’)
The Hickey Mom
Huntin’ Shootin and Ficken (An Alaskan-German co-production)
[aaand I'll stop now]
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
[Oh, damn it I was away buying a new washer/dryer. I always miis the best stuff]
Palin: We’ll come to the Palindome
McCain: P.O.W. (Prisoner of Wimmin)
Obama: All the President’s Mandingo’s
Biden: A’ Biden With Me (it’s soft-core religio-porn)
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Oval orifice
wonder what Michael Palin thinks of his family name being er well er you know
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Best so far must be - nailing palin & oval orifice x
October 3rd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
The Abstinence Education of Rita
The Madam Chair
Got MILF?
Mas-debate
Don’cha Does Dallas
Sarah, Plain and Lain
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Withnailin Miss Palin
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Nailin’ Pailin’
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
In Bed With Ma Biden
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Samba With Ho-Bammer
??
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Can’t think of anything good for Obama or McCain. It just doesn’t seem to work with them. They have no sax appeal…
Confined to Barack’s
??
McCain:
Into Thin Hair
Bicentennial Man
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Coming for America.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Though I would **categorically** be against a threesome between Hillary, Nancy and Sarah…some things are better left inside Pandora’s Box forever.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
pole to pole,
and around the rim with Palin.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I reckon most men would rather see two women ‘at it’ on screen than a man with a woman. This especially applies to porn films, where the male stars invariably make male watchers feel fairly inadequate….hence my suggestion of “Some Mothers Do Palin”….
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Percy,
I’m with Jack on this one; the ‘Oval Orifice’ is truly inspired.
I disagree about the gender balance thing, though; surely most porn has more than one gender?
Unless we’re going with Pam’s lesbian love duo with Tina Frey…
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Percy, a great contender there.
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The Oval Orifice
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Gender balance is great in theory, but…
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The Dirty Palin
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Can her co-star claim palimoney?
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
National Lampoontangs Erection
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Just trying for some gender balance here…