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Halo Dinner: The Barack Obama Golden Plate Offer
NOW we own a piece of history. Can you? Yes you can!
Such is the demand the world over for Barack Obama gold plates, historians one and all are limited to taking away just two per visit.
The sage advice is to take what’s on offer and if you do need a full setting of six plates, invite your guests to bring their own future heirlooms over.
Or why not asks Obama for some of his plates. He has lots of plates and all kinds of crockery in both the White House, Camp David and his Chicago mansion and is happy to redistribute.
Some key facts about the Obama Plate:
* No stain sticks to these plates! Do what you like to it and it comes shining right back at yer
* Coated in a terrorist proof resin, approved by Weatherman technologies
* For a small renumeration Anorak will invite its resident Chaplain of all The Faiths, T. Blair. to bless your plate and all who dine off it.
* Can be worn about the head so giving the appearance of a halo
* Made from domestic and imported clay
* Bulletproof
Caution: Untested under exterme heat and liable to be brittle and shattering
Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts, Politicians Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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January 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
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December 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
Maybe Bill Clinton should buy one to hang next to his Monica Lewinsky plate….I can’t think of a nicer X-mas present for Hilary….Barak & Monica hung side by side on the Clintons kitchen wall….pure class.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
I have a nice deep blue tablecloth which would present them well.
Oh I’ll bet she is, and I wonder if the new Secretary for State will get freebies?
December 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
And I bet Hillary’s glad she sold them to Sarah…
November 19th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I bet Sarah Palin has a few hundred stashed away in her anger management room…
November 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I have mine ordered…
November 18th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Coming soon on the Anorak shopping channel, to complete the all-round service demanded by today’s informed consumers.
Reasonable prices and an unbelievably low interest rate of just 80% provided you pay 3 months in advance of getting the plate.
November 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
When Obama is no more…
November 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Wonder when they will turn up in the Antiques Roadshow?