Labour Bans Scunthorpe, Socialism And Other Evil Things

MORE news on the Government’s plans for a giant spam and porn warehouse.

The warehouse will be the place where all the contained evils to be unleashed on mankind — ills, toils and sickness — are locked away forever.

It’s like Pandora’s box in reverse, a reverse Pandora’s box – and if you don’t know what we mean, don’t bother searching for it; it’s banned. All bad things are in the box:

When researchers in the UK examined filters and tapped in the word “socialist” they were blocked. Why? Because “socialist” also contains the product name “Cialis” - an anti-impotence drug, fakes of which are often sold on-line.

S****horpe will cease to excist and be hiterhto know as Little Clitheroe…

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Posted: 23rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink