Barack Obama Category

Michelle Obama Is Barack’s Special Envoy To Iran

Play along with the Obamas - see if you match the quote to the Obama…

Anorak

Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Barack Obama, Gallery | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Chooses His New Post-Racial Dog

white house dog1 Barack Chooses His New Post Racial DogA NEW dog in the White House.

Obama says yes. Says Sam Ellis in the Boston Globe:

If a prez doesn’t have a dog, it means he’s a communist and he loses the entire dog people vote, a disturbing bunch who stretch from the redwood forests to the gulfstream waters. Obama’s presidency could hinge on getting this one right.

You can cheer for Obama and spin him to the readers Obama, but you cannot disguise a lack of dog:

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Anorak

Posted: 9th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama: Trevor Philips, Lex Wotton And Lewis Hamilton PM

gordon black 150x150 Barack Obama: Trevor Philips, Lex Wotton And Lewis Hamilton PMBARACK Obama Watch: living with post-racial politics.

SKY NEWS: “If Barack Obama had lived here I would be very surprised if even somebody as brilliant as him would have been able to break through the institutional stranglehold that there is on power within the Labour Party,” Trevor Phillips told The Times.”

Trevor Phillips clings on to the arcane belief that Obama is black.

Trevor is the chairman of Britain’s Equality and Human Rights Commission. If there’s no race, his job might be already covered by the Lesbian and Gay Alliance, or that big nebulous group many call “women”.

THE AUSTRALIAN: “Palm Island rioter Lex Wotton gets six years jail.”

The riot started in the wake of the release of autopsy results into the death of Doomadgee, a local man who died in police custody from massive internal injuries.

Says his lawyer:

“In the new age of Obama, it will be interesting to see how this trial will be viewed given the changing political landscape.”

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Anorak

Posted: 8th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered

voodoo obama 180x300 Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot UncoveredBARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…

DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”

Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.

“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”

H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Watch: Media Pride In Not Noticing Obama’s Non-Whiteness

post race obama1 Barack Obama Watch: Media Pride In Not Noticing Obamas Non WhitenessNOW we are moved on from racial politics, each of us – Muslim fundamentalist, white supremacist, Black Shiite, Panther, Tutsi, Boar and so on - living in a post-racial society, the media can say whatever it likes about Barack Obama and we will know the reporters and nodding heads are not exploiting his blackness, nor his non-blackness but just sticking to the essence of the man, whatever that may be.

The Sun brings news of “Black Dr Who”, and we know that it is not referring to Colin Salmon’s skin tones but his mood, which is dark and foreboding, like Othello and his talking metal dog made accessible for a teenaged audience.

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Watch: Hysterically Historic Non-Black Winner

BARACK Obama Watch: Obama is elected and the press is divided about the politician: is he black, historic, black and historic, not black and historic, historic in a non-black black way?

BLACK CHECK:

“It’s not about black or white. It’s about grey. What grey matter has the new President of the United States”Kelvin MacKenzie, The Sun

“Former US Secretary of State Colin Powell shed a tear as Obama wept to victory as the first black president” The Sun

“Barack didn’t put himself forward as an Afro-American president, but as a president” – Colin Powell, who does not edit The Sun.

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Anorak

Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What Now But Dentistry For Obama Supporters

obama3 234x300 What Now But Dentistry For Obama SupportersBARACK Obama is dead. No, not literally. Not yet. He just no longer exists as the alternative.

To help out his legion of now bereft supporters, Anorak is searching for a new champion, a real alternative to the now establishmentarian Obama.

The suave Harvard man is in power.

Plus ca change!

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama: No Policy Beyond Murder

mccain murder 253x300 Obama: No Policy Beyond MurderNOW Obama is the President, he gets to be mocked up as Hitler and hacks get down to the serious business of wondering when he will be murdered.

We don’t know what Obama stands for, but we don’t need to. He won’t be around too long and why waste breath on defining economic policy when your breathy final word can be “Believe” or “Change”?

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russia Salutes The Obama Anti-Satan

black putin 249x300 Russia Salutes The Obama Anti SatanWHAT follows is not the work of a master parodist, rather the words of Pravda, Russia’s BBC:

Only Satan would have been worse than the Bush regime. Therefore it could be argued that the new administration in the USA could never be worse than the one which divorced the hearts and minds of Americans from their brothers in the international community, which appalled the rest of the world with shock and awe tactics that included concentration camps, torture, mass murder and utter disrespect for international law.

Read on:

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Broadcasting Community Wins US Election

IT took an Army of supporters to get Barack Obama elected.

There are 175 BBC staff in America. But they did their bit and now Obama is President.

On BBC Breakfast, Sian Williams is talking to Bill Turnbull via a satellite link up. Most often they are sat next to each other on a beige sofa in West London.

But to fully realise the global impact of Obama’s election, Turbull is sat in front of picture of the White House on the other side of The Pond.

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama Is The Fuhrer

HURRAH! Barack Obama wins and with it come the spoils of being President…

hitler obama Obama Is The Fuhrer

Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens

Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (36) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens

mccain hitler Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker PensDON’T bet against John McCain winning, not if Adolf Hitler’s got anything to do with it.

A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler

McCain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult. Even her children have a death cult. And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base. Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of life let alone death.

So the McCain-Palin ticket is ahead. And now we learn that McCain is Hitler.

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kenya Declares Obama The Winner

kenya obama Kenya Declares Obama The WinnerIN Kenya Barack Obama has already won the job of US President.

In Kisumu, Obama scored 342 votes to McCain’s 46.

The Obama supporters, most of them young men and women, burst into song and dance moments after Mr Lawrence Oyange, who was in charge of the exercise, announced results at Oile market at around 11.20am.

But:

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Anorak

Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hugo Chavez See The Black Man

SAYS Hugo Chavez on the Black Man:

“We are not asking him to be a revolutionary, to be a socialist — no,” Chavez said at a political rally. We just want the black man who is about to be the U.S. president to have enough stature for the times the world is living through.

“I send an overture to the black man, from us here, who are of Indigenous, black, Caribbean, South American race,” he said.

We live in enlighted times…

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Anorak

Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Less Than O: Obama Rides In Lewis Hamilton’s Black Smoke Screen

lewis hamilton obama Less Than O: Obama Rides In Lewis Hamiltons Black Smoke ScreenROUND the big tarmaced ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton goes. Round the ‘O’. Round the ‘O’. Round and round and round and round and round the ‘O’.

And as he goes round the ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton starts to hanker for an O-range. He wonders how Oldham Athletic are getting along? And then a Sun hack asks him: McCain or Obama?

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Anorak

Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heartless Liberalism: Obama’s Coal Smackdown

presidential smackdown Heartless Liberalism: Obamas Coal SmackdownBARACK Obama is a soft touch, right? Well, no:

Newsbusters.org notes another example of Obama’s liberalism with an inhuman face. In a January interview with the San Francisco Chronicle, which no one seems to have noted until now, Obama boasts that his policies would produce bankruptcies:

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Anorak

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Terrible TV | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama Supporters Should Be Gracious In Defeat

BILL Kristol gives you some reasons why Obama supporters should be gracious in defeat:

1. It would be a victory for an underdog….

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Anorak

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Beyond Parody

WHAT follows is not a video by The Onion.

This is the actual report…

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Anorak

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Terrible TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Sun Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult

death barack obama 300x225 The Sun Joins The Barack Obama Death CultTREVOR Kavanagh joins the Barack Obama Death Cult:

Having said why he want McCain to win – because he has no idea what Obama stands for – the Sun’s political writer notes that Bill Clinton only backed Obama last week:

“Some cynics believe he only did so then to leave Hillary well placed as a successor if Obama is assassinated.”

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Anorak

Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Media | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama’s Aunt Won’t Vote For Obama

aunt Obamas Aunt Wont Vote For ObamaOBAMA says he is not upset his aunt is not voiting for him:

Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama said Saturday he didn’t know his aunt was living in the United States illegally and believes that laws covering the situation should be followed.

One vote down…

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Anorak

Posted: 1st, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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