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Sarah Palin Shows Gordon Ramsay How Meat Is Murder
Slaughtered alive. The swine! Can’t the killers wait for the birds to die in their sleep and then kill them?
Come All Ye Faithful: The Madonna of Orgasm Church
The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,”
Madeleine McCann: Do Libel Laws Damage The Investigation?
The search for Madeleine McCann and the hunting of her parents and Robert Murat
Baby P: The Mother Revealed, Dad’s Grief And The X Factor
Finding more to be offended about as we're entertained by grief
David Cameron Channels Bob The Builder
MORE evidence that David Cameron is copying into Barack Obama.
Having lifted the new Tory website with the word “CHANGE”, the Sun says Dave can “FIX IT” and dresses him up as Bob he builder.
Can Dave fit it? “YES WE CAM.”
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
David Cameron Is Not Short On City Friends
DAVID Cameron says “You can bank on me”, at least this is the message the Independent relates to its readers from the Tory Party conference.
And it’s a good job that the Bank of Cameron is open, but not all that good, maybe, if Lady Louise Patten, wife of Tory education minister John, is running things.
Until recently she was a non-executive director of Bradford & Bingley, aka Bring & Buy, aka Boom & Bust etc.
And there is Christopher Gent, director of Lehman Brothers, who has given tens of thousands of pounds to the Tories.
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Banker Aide: Britain Invests In Keeping China Sweet
BRITAIN gave China £38.6million in aid last year,” says the Sun. And that will stop, should the Tories get into power.
Says shadow international development secretary Andrew Mitchell, a man who proves that the longer the title the more insignificant the job:
“Many British taxpayers would be astonished to learn that we are still giving aid to China.”
The Sun says China is so rich it can spend more than £20bn on the Olympics and put a man in space.
Readers may care to recall that when landed, the Chinese astronauts were sat on Argos garden furniture and carried off by saluting removal men. It was more as the Victorians had landed in Guinea than evidence bleeding edge of technology and the future of mankind.
Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Conservatives, Money, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Andrew Neil Watches Andrew Duncan’s Back
POLITICAL insident of the day: Andrew Neil looks forward to look back…
“Shouldn’t you have had better hindsight” – BBC’s Andrew Neil to Tory MP Alan Duncan
With the economy shafted, the BBC in total control of the media and politics a game for failures and company men aren’t we due a revolution..?
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, Overheard On The TV And Radio, Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Nadine Dorries Castrates The Recess Monkey
NADINE Dorries, the Christian fundamentalist in white, is on the hunt for a blogger. Run, Recess Monkey, Run:
Apart from the other 100 people in the room. Nadine Dorries is going to stop blogging. She said earlier that if she meets a nameless other blogger - /present in Brum today/, as I breeze shot with him - ‘he will father no children, I tell you’.
Nadine is the woman in white…
Christian Fundamentalists Aborted: Nadine Dorries Tagged
The Biggest Boobs In Westminster: Jacqui Smith’s Knockers
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Armed Courses: Sending The Troops Into Britain’s Schools
THE Conservatives have unveiled their “Troops For Teachers” scheme. “SEND IN ARMY TO SORT OUT SCHOOLS,” says the Express on its cover.
The Sun says servicemen and women “would be paid to re-train as teachers on leaving the forces in a bid to boost tough inner-city schools.”
Yeah, nothing like a few trained killers in the tuck shop to teach those cocky kebab shop knifers what’s what.
Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
David Cameron’s Flawed Debt Story
DAVID Cameron has been quiet on the banking crisis. Want to know why? It’s because he and his party have nothing meaningful to add:
Cameron is then directly quoted, saying: “I think that we have had a failure of regulation and we have had a debt boom that went on for far too long and it reached into parts of the economy it shouldn’t have done. The whole thing has become infected and it has got to be dealt with.”
A propos our previous post, Cameron is playing with fire taking this line. For sure, it is generally agreed that that has indeed been a “failure of regulation”, but by far the bulk of regulation, and the regulatory structures, are of EU origin. They are not within the gift of Cameron to change, without taking on the European Union, which the leader of the opposition shows no sign of doing. But to pretend that they are “Gordon Brown’s” is a very silly strategy indeed.
Isn’t it all the failure of capitalism?
Posted: 28th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, David Cameron, Money, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
It’s Time For Change: Cameron Wants To Be Obama
THE new Tory website boasts “IT’S TIME FOR CHANGE”.
Change… Like Obama…
Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
