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Mod Cons And Labour Saving Devices On MPs’ John Lewis List

YOU cannot help but notice that David Cameron’s kitchen is not too shabby.

On his Webcameron, the kitchen has all the mod cons – which might make a good name for Dave’s rebranded party. (Note to the Tory marketing team – call me.)

Very soon all MPs will be setting up a camera in their kitchens. News is that MPs are now allowed to claim expenses of up to £10,000 for a new kitchen.

And they can kit it out. There is an additional £2,000 allowance for furniture and £750 for a TV or stereo. The one proviso is that they should own a second home. Or, failing that, they should invent one.

It all part of the so-called “John Lewis list” used by Commons officials to list maximum amounts for items.

MPs can claim items up to £23,000 per year.

That list in full:

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Posted: 13th, March 2008 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Geraldine Ferraro Welcomes Barack Obama to Black Camp

obama-white.jpgTHE Presidential Race is bought to you in conjunction with Sky Plus. You record the whole show, fast forward the bits where the agonists talk about policiezzz and societiezzz and affairzzzz and get to the good bit.

The latest pause, rewind, play, play and play to death is the segment where the former Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro says:

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any colour) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

Ferraro sounds like one of those fat champ counsellors, only on a Black Camp. But you’re a beautiful person, she says to the black kid. You need to embrace yourself and learn to love yourself. You are lucky to be you. You are more then little black kid. You are a concept.

She then shows him pictures of Black Camp’s founding fathers, Al Jolson, Michael Jackson and Vanilla Ice…

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Eliot Spitzer: We’ll Always Have Paris

RUTH Henderson, “a former booking agent for high-priced Manhattan call girls”, says of Eliot Spitzer:

Remember that scene from Casablanca, when Captain Renault declares that he is shocked, shocked to find gambling going on – just as the croupier hands him his winnings? I keep thinking of that scene when I read about all those politicians who are baying for Spitzer’s blood. Because I know, and they know, that almost all of them have been escort agency clients too. Show me a rich and powerful man between the ages of 35 and 60 who has never paid an escort for sex, and I will show you a man who is a very rare exception.

Barack Obama is how old..?

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Ed Balls Says So What To Highest Taxes Ever

ed-balls-taxes.gifED Balls Says ‘So What’ To Highest Taxes Ever…

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The Budget Hits Nissan Micra Drivers

CURLY says the Budget has hit Nissan Micra divers – it will cost £40 more to drive one…

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A Budget Hangover From Norman Lamont

alistair-darling-budget-10.jpgTHOSE post-Budget front-page headlines and what they reveal about the papers and their readers:

THE TIMES: “The hangover Budget”.

A picture of Alistair ‘Knut’ Darling carrying a bag (plastic?) of booze. Those eyebrows. That light grey hair. The absence of a visible receipt for his haul of drink. It’s Norman Lamont returned.

The story is underscored by the Times, er, offer: “Eat out for £10.”

THE INDEPEDENT:” MR DARLING AND HIS BOX OF TRICKS.”

The image is or Darling holding his red box up over his face. All that remains of him in view are a body and a tuft of white hair. Is that a rabbit? Or Knut?

Picture: Poldraw

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Italy Wants UNESCO Recognition For Mediterranean Diet

binge-drinking.jpgFIRST Nicolas Sarkozy wants French food to be listed by Unesco as part of the world’s heritage, and now the Italians want their Mediterranean diet to be likewise acknowledged:
As The Croydonian says: I am NOT making this up:

Italy is to spearhead an international campaign to win UNESCO recognition for the Mediterranean diet, Italian Agriculture Minister Paolo De Castro announced on Tuesday. The minister told delegates that Italy [would ask UNESCO] to add the diet to its World Heritage List“…

It turns out that this is an extension of existing UNESCO nonsense, as “It has opened its register to include ”intangible heritage”, such as endangered languages or vanishing traditions. The Mediterranean diet is aiming for inclusion in this new category, which is so far home to music, dance and oral traditions from around the world“.

A bit of rooting around has found a list of what UNESCO reckons to be ‘Masterpieces of the Oral and Intangible Heritage of Humanity‘, and doubtless every Belgian would immediately have thought of Processional Giants and Dragons, Italians of Opera dei Pupi, and Czechs of Slovácko Verbuňk or Recruit Dances. Incest and folk dancing, eh?

If everything in our culture is so valuable, why is our Government trying so hard to cut down on binge drinking, football hooliganism and joyriding? And what can UNESCO do to keep our culture alive?

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Bob Spink’s Gender Responsive Budgeting

BOB Spink is Tory MP for Castle Point:

Bob Spink: To ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government whether consideration has been given to applying gender responsive budgeting to her Department’s budget.

Says Dizzy: What in the name of God is “gender responsive budgeting”? Someone elucidate me.

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Barack Obama Might Be Black

BARACK Obama Might Be Black…



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Finding Eliot Spitzer’s Women Easy As ABC

eliot_spitzer.jpgREPORTS ABC NEWS in the US: “A 22-year-old escort found on another call-girl Web site claimed to ABC News in a phone interview that Gov. Eliot Spitzer had been one of her customers two years ago when he was New York attorney general and that he was a nice guy who tipped well.”

Yes, they found the prostitute on a website. Do escort girls list their clients on websites? Trixie – For an appraisal of Trixie, contact Eliot Spitzer, Helmut Hertz and the guys on Solicitors.com.

And as for the “tipped well” comment, titter ye not…

Posted: 12th, March 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eliot Spitzer The Secret Libertarian

On Eliot Spitzer, via Tim:

Once again, we see that a vehement moralizer is secretly a libertarian, at least in regards to his own rights.

It’s always other people’s freedom that needs to be curtailed.

 More…

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Lindsay Hoyle On The Danger Of Tea Lights

tea-lights.jpgLINDSAY Hoyle, Labour MP for Chorley has an early day motion on tea lights, and their dangers:

That this House notes with concern the number of fires caused by tea lights; recognises that these small lights can easily cause fires due to the flame being exposed; and calls on the Government to work with manufacturers to ensure that the lights are designed with sturdy mounts and fireproof casing in addition to warnings labels on the dangers of naked flames.

Spotter: Dizzy

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Dinner With Matti Vanhanen, Tony Blair And Eliot Spitzer

bush-pretzel.jpgDINNER With Matti Vanhanen, Tony Blair And Eliot Spitzer.

Matti Vanhanen, Finland’s prime miniter, is partial to:

Matti Vanhanen, 52, prime minister since 2003, has been enjoying a wave of support since the disclosure that he likes to take a sauna before sex and enjoys his favourite meal of beef and baked potatoes afterwards.

Eliot Spitzer prefers donuts:

The rendezvous that established Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s involvement with high-priced prostitutes occurred last month in one of Washington’s grandest hotels, but the criminal investigation that discovered the tryst began last year in a nondescript office building opposite a Dunkin’ Donuts on Long Island, according to law enforcement officials.

Tony Blair likes:

Bananas, Beck’s lager and pistachio nuts – maid who served Blair at Labour conference

Fresh fettucini garnished with an exotic sauce of olive oil, sun-dried tomatoes and capers – NSPCC Islington Cook Book

Fish and chips – Sedgefield Labour Party election leaflet

Indonesia’s Vice President Jusuf Kalla eats out:

“It’s alright to use it as a food seasoning,” VP Jusuf Kalla was quoted as saying by the Jakarta Post daily.

W. T. Mayhall, Jr., John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows don’t lke watching fat people eat.

Sambhu Mandi, a minister in West bengal, sees food everywhere:

“If there is food scarcity … they will also survive on snakes, rats, toads”

Kevin Rudd and Gordon Brown are so full of themselves they can eat themselves all up.

Hot potatoes…

Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Clinton’s Dark And Stormy Night

WRITES Orlando Patteson in “The Red Phone in Black and White”, a response in the New York Times to Hillary Clinton’s 3am advert:

I have spent my life studying the pictures and symbols of racism and slavery, and when I saw the Clinton ad’s central image — innocent sleeping children and a mother in the middle of the night at risk of mortal danger — it brought to my mind scenes from the past. I couldn’t help but think of D. W. Griffith’s “Birth of a Nation,” the racist movie epic that helped revive the Ku Klux Klan, with its portrayal of black men lurking in the bushes around white society. The danger implicit in the phone ad — as I see it — is that the person answering the phone might be a black man, someone who could not be trusted to protect us from this threat.

Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one thing too exclusively – Voltaire

Finally, Hillary Clinton appears, wearing a business suit at 3 a.m., answering the phone. The message: our loved ones are in grave danger and only Mrs. Clinton can save them. An Obama presidency would be dangerous — and not just because of his lack of experience. In my reading, the ad, in the insidious language of symbolism, says that Mr. Obama is himself the danger, the outsider within.

Hillary Clinton is wearing a business suit at 3am because it is what she relaxes in. She may wear it in the manner of the old shrink-to-fit Levi jeans adverts, entering a hot bath and turning the waters an icy cold with her touch.

When there is so much overt racism, why go looking for it in hiden places?


Hillary Clinton’s 3am Girl Supports Obama

Hillary Clinton And Obama Not Ready For 3am Call, Unity Candidate McCain And Ken Starr

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Those Eliot Spitzer Jokes

THOSE Eliot Spitzer jokes:

Letterman monologue.

Letterman’s “Top 10 Spitzer Excuses.”

“The Daily Show.”

“The Colbert Report.”

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Don Suber: Poohbahs Of Pork

POOHBAHS of pork: “Obama and Hillary join McCain in battling earmarks. I credit Glenn Reynolds and the rest of the bloggers” – Don Suber:

Via AP:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton on Monday joined Republican presidential candidate John McCain and a small band of GOP senators in making a run this week against the billions of dollars in home-state pet projects Congress funds each year.

Obama, locked in a head-to-head battle with Clinton for the Democratic nomination, was the first to declare through a spokesman Monday that he would support a one-year moratorium on so-called earmarks when it comes up for a vote later this week. Clinton followed shortly afterward through a spokesman.

The poobahs of pork in both parties as well as their Senate leaders suddenly found themselves on the spot after stalwartly defending lawmakers’ practice of steering federal dollars to their home states.

Poohbahs of pork.

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Eliot Spitzer: The Face That Launched A Thousand Quips

eliot-spitzer-face.jpgELIOT Spitzer is the New York governor in the mire.

His is a story told in headlines: “Prostitute Admits Link to Eliot Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgrace”; and “New York Governor Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring.”

THE CARPET BAGGER: Eliot’s Mess — Spitzer scandal details emerge

EDITOR & PUBLISHER: The Emperor’s No Clothes: More Papers Jump on Spitzer Scandal

ROGER KIMBALL: “My own feeling is that there are so many reasons to dislike Eliot Spitzer that I would hate the issue of hypocrisy to obscure his many other, more heinous faults. In fact, I am not entirely sure Mr. Spitzer rises to the level of the genuine hypocrite.”

THE EXAMINER: “There is no honorable alternative to Spitzer’s resignation”

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Ken Livingstone Is ‘Wrong’ Once Every 58 Seconds, Boris Johnson Less

SAYS Trixy: “Andrew Gilligan pointed out in the Evening Standard yesterday that Ken Livingstone cannot seem to open his mouth without lying about something:

Both the Mayor, Ken Livingstone, and his main rival, Boris Johnson, recently made separate appearances on the BBC’s Vanessa Feltz show.

Each answered questions from callers and from Ms Feltz for the same length of time. Allowing for the questions, news and travel bulletins and station promos, Mr Livingstone spoke for approximately 35 minutes. In that time, he said 36 things that were untrue or misleading, an average of one every 58 seconds.

What has really annoyed me is that if the evening standard can work out that they are saying untrue things, then why did Vanessa Feltz let them go unchallenged for 30 minutes?

Over the same length of time Mr Johnson said 11 things that were untrue or misleading, an average of one every three minutes 10 seconds.”

Who is the bigger liar?

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Neal Lawson On Mistakes: A New Labour Parody

NEAL Lawson: “A wealth of mistakes.”

John Hutton’s planned speech celebrating Britain’s highest earners flies in the face of what Labour should stand for. But there’s still time…

I was going to cut and paste the entire piece and file it under Beyond Parody. But I then wondered if it might be a parody…

 

 

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Eliot Spitzer Prostitute Resigns

ELIOT Spitzer is in the mire. Says The Agitator (Source): I nominate the following for tomorrow’s NY Post headline: “Prostitute Admits Link to Eliot Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgrace.”

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Carmen Peláez On Che Guevara, Barack Obama

CHE Guevara makes an appearnce with Barack Obama and Ron Paul.

Says Cuban writer Carmen Peláez in Castro-loving leftists:

“When I started writing the play, I thought people just didn’t know what was happening in Cuba,” she said after the show closed its monthlong New York run last week. “But the longer I live here, the more I realized, they don’t care

“They would rather keep their little pop revolution instead of saying it is a dictatorship,” Ms. Peláez said. “I had somebody come to me after a show and say, ‘Don’t ruin Cuba for me!’ Well, why not? They’re holding on to a fantasy.”

Better than holding on to a dream…

Posted: 10th, March 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eliot Spitzer Revealed In Prostitute Scandal

eliot-spitzer-naked.JPGREPORTS the NY Times: “Governor Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.”

New York Governor Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring.”

Mr. Spitzer is a first-term Democrat who “pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany”. That reads like the back of an official biography on the man. But Mr Spitzer may not be so dull.

Mr Spitzer may be guilty of no wrongdoing. But for this brush with scandal he appears all the more human, part of the jumble of complexities that make us up.

The NY Times reports: “The governor’s travel records show that he was in Washington in mid-February. One of the clients described in court papers arranged to meet with a prostitute who was part of the ring, the Emperors Club VIP on the night of Feb. 13.”

The Emperors Club. People will get upset and purse their lips and clack their tongues in disgust. No apostrophe. For shame!

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Hillary Clinton Is Yoko Ono

bill_hillary_hippies.jpgA  FEW words on Hillary Clinton: “Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle,” – Kos commenter, via Andrew Sullivan.

But what about Hillary bringing peace to Northern Ireland?

But what about Hillary curing Rwanda?

And if Hillary is Yoko Ono, is Bill – gulp! – John Lennon?

Is this the Bill Clinton Death Cult? Hillary has a Death Cult. And Barack Obama has a huge and vibrant Death Cult.

All American politicans need a death cult

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The ID Cards Debated

cctv.jpgTHE ID Cards Debated:

THE HERALD: “Will the PM listen to the Home Office or to the experts?

The Scottish Government must be heartily commended for its decision to resist the imposition of compulsory national ID cards on Scottish airport workers and students. In doing so, it serves well the clearly and repeatedly expressed will of the Scottish Parliament. Compulsory ID cards and the associated database are not welcome here.

THE TIMES: “High-flown nonsense over terror – US has a right to airline information.”

When was the last time you let a bunch of potential terrorists into your house? Indeed, when was the last time you let any group of strangers walk around your house without asking them what they wanted or where they were from?

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Ken Livingstone’s Reduced Bus Company

ken-livingstone-advert.jpgKEN Livingstone says a vote for him to be London Mayor is a vote for reduced bus fares.

Boris Johnson says a vote for him is a vote for reduced buses.

The man on the Clapham Omnibus says: “Why not let the market fix the price?”

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